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Ojisik:
13. The ones who will step into club immediately after the grace has been said

Moz22:
Its already 2015 in China...I blame GEJ for This ‪#‎GEJ_OUT‬ ‪#‎BUHARI_IN‬

Moz22:
Its already 2015 in China...I blame GEJ for This ‪#‎GEJ_OUT‬ ‪#‎BUHARI_IN‬

xmich:
11,Those of them who will go to church today just to comfirm if the OP have just laid.

hahahahahahahahhaha

You no serious oooo

youngice:
Abeg who dey make FP pass lalasticlala or tosyne2much

let's give honour to whom honour is due

Na lalasticlala be the king of FP
Abeg no dey do that comparism again else my threads no go dey hit FP again be dat ooo

Dbboy:
Do people still attend crossover I for one forgot about religion long time ago

0rex:
11. The ones that go to observe the types of people in the church.

oga abeg park well jhor, make you dey your lane

tosyne2much:
let's give honour to whom honour is due

Na lalasticlala be the king of FP
Abeg no dey do that comparism again else my threads no go dey hit FP again be dat ooo

willorie:
. The ones who will go and make their supplication to God. You will see them praying and sweating profusely as if that is their last day on earth


Lol

But dat kind prayer self at times the tire me ooo
Bros abi Sis, wetin nao?
Na today be ur last day on earth?
Abi if u no pray like dat Him no go answer?

funny enough, na so I dey pray for cross over service ooooo

youngice:
I like this guy
No homo
Happy new year jare
Washere

tosyne2much:
oga abeg park well jhor, make you dey your lane

0rex:
HNY 3hrs 12 minutes in advance.

OkikiOluwa1:
@ ya age?
You still dey do 1st to commentus!

Kateykate:
May God forgive you and have mercy on you. I pray you repent this year before you see the consuming part of the Almighty.

MrSinister:
First to comment

Honestly I fall under category 1 sha

tosyne2much:
I Just looked back at the silly things my friends and I used to do at cross over service when men were boys and I decided to put this down

Ten Types of Youths That Will Attend Cross Over Service

1. The ones who can't remember when last they attended church service or have never attended church since the beginning of the year but will attend the cross over service

2. The ones who will keep going in and out of the church for no reason. ** wetin dem dey find sef ** ?

3. The ones who will go to church just to woo ladies. They will go into the church auditorium, check if pretty ladies are present and will start strategizing on how to strike up a convo immediately after the service

4. The ones who will go for Cross over service and start blowing knockouts outside the auditorium

5. The ones who will go and make their supplication to God. You will see them praying and sweating profusely as if that is their last day on earth

6. The ones who will keep receiving calls and typing new year messages as if their lives depend on it

7. The ones who will attend the cross-over service for no reason. During prayers, dey will not pray, during praise and worship, you will never see them dance. ** wetin una come find come church sef? **

8. The ones who will keep checking their wrist watches as if they want to add more time to their life span. They are more concerned about the time, therefore, they pay little or no attention to the short sermon

9. The ones who would run out of the church the moment it is 12am on the dot. They will not even return to share the grace

10. The ones who will keep disturbing you about the time. ** is it 12 O'clock yet ?**

Written by: Tosyne2much

ifynairaland:
Nairaland and her comedians sha. You forgot to add those that will be online just to be the first OP for 2015.

hahahahahahahahahahahaha roflmao lwkmd

This is so hilarious

tosyne2much:
I Just looked back at the silly things my friends and I used to do at cross over service when men were boys and I decided to put this down

Ten Types of Youths That Will Attend Cross Over Service

1. The ones who can't remember when last they attended church service or have never attended church since the beginning of the year but will attend the cross over service

2. The ones who will keep going in and out of the church for no reason. ** wetin dem dey find sef ** ?

3. The ones who will go to church just to woo ladies. They will go into the church auditorium, check if pretty ladies are present and will start strategizing on how to strike up a convo immediately after the service

4. The ones who will go for Cross over service and start blowing knockouts outside the auditorium

5. The ones who will go and make their supplication to God. You will see them praying and sweating profusely as if that is their last day on earth

6. The ones who will keep receiving calls and typing new year messages as if their lives depend on it

7. The ones who will attend the cross-over service for no reason. During prayers, dey will not pray, during praise and worship, you will never see them dance. ** wetin una come find come church sef? **

8. The ones who will keep checking their wrist watches as if they want to add more time to their life span. They are more concerned about the time, therefore, they pay little or no attention to the short sermon

9. The ones who would run out of the church the moment it is 12am on the dot. They will not even return to share the grace

10. The ones who will keep disturbing you about the time. ** is it 12 O'clock yet ?**

Written by: Tosyne2much

Chanchit:
14, The ones that would rush in from
carnival around 11:55, say Happy new year by 12:01 then zoom back to
carnival.

tosyne2much:
I Just looked back at the silly things my friends and I used to do at cross over service when men were boys and I decided to put this down

Ten Types of Youths That Will Attend Cross Over Service

1. The ones who can't remember when last they attended church service or have never attended church since the beginning of the year but will attend the cross over service

2. The ones who will keep going in and out of the church for no reason. ** wetin dem dey find sef ** ?

3. The ones who will go to church just to woo ladies. They will go into the church auditorium, check if pretty ladies are present and will start strategizing on how to strike up a convo immediately after the service

4. The ones who will go for Cross over service and start blowing knockouts outside the auditorium

5. The ones who will go and make their supplication to God. You will see them praying and sweating profusely as if that is their last day on earth

6. The ones who will keep receiving calls and typing new year messages as if their lives depend on it

7. The ones who will attend the cross-over service for no reason. During prayers, dey will not pray, during praise and worship, you will never see them dance. ** wetin una come find come church sef? **

8. The ones who will keep checking their wrist watches as if they want to add more time to their life span. They are more concerned about the time, therefore, they pay little or no attention to the short sermon

9. The ones who would run out of the church the moment it is 12am on the dot. They will not even return to share the grace

10. The ones who will keep disturbing you about the time. ** is it 12 O'clock yet ?**

Written by: Tosyne2much

Odward:
don't forget d ones dat only go to church on d last day and begining of d yr alone.....just to blow knockout#team Knockout 2014 outta ur life.


Happy new year in advance.

E.g Odward

haryormeedeh:
immediately I saw the topic, i knew it was tosyne2much. nice post cos it is actually true. happy new year people

datguru:
I miss my wife badly, nothing is making sense to me now. I just wanna see her, talking on phone isn't making me feel any better