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A Nairalander's Prophetic Visions/Declarations For 2015 (Buhari and GEJ Warned) by ochon: 1:16am On Jan 01, 2015 |
I was in a trance earlier yesterday, and got swept off by these avalanche of prophetic visions which I intend sharing with my fellow NLers. Below are my "sure banker" prophetic utterances for 2015. if none don't happen, I'll deactivate my account. These are "sure banker" prophecies. I'm never wrong. > 1. This year must end in 31st of December and start on 1st of January!! No matter how irregular February might try to be, this prophecy must come to pass. If you wan argue am, mo we bet $1000-$1000. Winner takes all. 2. Either Goodluck Jonathan or Buhari will win the 2015 Presidential election. 3. Hmmm.. This vision is not clear, but it seems like Seun will still not marry this year. I'll update this when the vision becomes clearer. 4. A lot condoms will be used this year, many condoms!! I see a lot of abortions too. Pray hard people. 5. A woman will lose the Presidential election. 6. After 2015 Presidential election, either Ngeneukwenu, Berem, Cleverly, Omenka, Barcanista, Obiagelli, Cramjones, Egift, Donphilopus; or Firefire, Ngwakwe, Ichiidodo, Atlwireless, Sincere9jerian, Tomakint, Tít, will end up in tears or anguish depending on who lost/won in 2015 Presidential election. 7. Harmattan must come in December. If it doesn't, call me bàstard!! 8. *Nairaland again? Hmmm.. Yes, I can see the vision.* Yes o, Mr./Ms. Nairaland contest must hold and ONE person will win. I repeat, ONE person will win not two. 9. Tiwa Savage, Tonto Dike, Wizkid, Davido, Omotola, Genevive Nnaji, Linda Ikeji, Chika Ike, Toke Makinwa, etc., will slug it out for who rules the FP of NL, this year. 10. Boko Haram will strike again. 11. Sun must shine, and rain must fall. Quote me on this one. 12. Some people will fail WAEC, NECO and JAMB, while some people will pass them. I saw this vision clear yesterday. Many people will graduate this year too. 13. *Yes!! I can see it!!* Our politicians will sign a MOU with a foreign consortium, promising us that the said project will be completed in 2054. Our children will grow up and find these politicians' children/family members take the helm of our country's affairs ONLY to sign another MOU promising them of that project being completed in 2100. Maybe it's our 5th generation that will reap the benefits. GEJ and Buhari take note!! 14. Our crops will be grown and harvested!! 15. Dr. Sid and Peter Okoye's wives MUST give birth this year!! I'm dead sure. If it doesn't happen, may I be banned for life. 16. Maga must pay, Musicians will sell their albums, thieves will rob and some will be caught!! 17. ONE team ONLY will win the various leagues and Champions league. ONE only, not TWO. 18. *Nairaland again? WOW!! Hmmm.. Yes, I can see it now!!* People will wail and cry, "Nairaland has gone to the dogs... What is this topic doing on FP?... I'm leaving NL for good.." But yet these people will still have NL app on their phone to update them about FP topics. Even those that deactivated will come back with alternate monikers or as guest while pretending as if they're gone. 19. Jonathan will be blamed for a lot of things, even for people impregnating their wives and for rain falling. 20. Ladies and gentlemen, pray hard!! I see a lot weddings coming y'all way, BUT as Asoebi girls and Best men. 21. Febuary 14, Valentine's day, will be bloody. Very bloody. ladies, you know what I'm talking about. 22. Super Eagles will not play in the CAF Nations Cup. 23. This post MIGHT not make FP. I see Ishilove, TheRealMrStan, Obinoscopy and Lalasticlala, Mukina2 contemplating on moving it to FP or not. 24. Arsenal will not win the league nor the Champions league. 25. APC supporters, pray hard because I see Fashola and Amaechi handing over to another candidate and stepping down AFTER the elections. 26. NEPA/PHCN must cause power outage. 27. Finally, I see the good Lord blessing our hustles this year, crowning the effort of our hands with success, children (for the barren), jobs (for the unemployed), a good man/woman (for the single and lonely), joy (for the sad ones), good results (for those taking exams), and long life for ALL. Happy new year to all Nairalanders. 368 Likes 32 Shares |
Re: A Nairalander's Prophetic Visions/Declarations For 2015 (Buhari and GEJ Warned) by ochon: 1:17am On Jan 01, 2015 |
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Re: A Nairalander's Prophetic Visions/Declarations For 2015 (Buhari and GEJ Warned) by elantraceey(f): 1:19am On Jan 01, 2015 |
I love these your prophesies o Amen to the last one sha. 20 Likes 1 Share |
Re: A Nairalander's Prophetic Visions/Declarations For 2015 (Buhari and GEJ Warned) by Nobody: 1:19am On Jan 01, 2015 |
27. Finally, I see the good Lord blessing our hustles this year, crowning the effort of our hands with success, children (for the barren), jobs (for the unemployed), a good man/woman (for the single and lonely), joy (for the sad ones), good results (for those taking exams), and long life for ALLGod bless the 5 Likes |
Re: A Nairalander's Prophetic Visions/Declarations For 2015 (Buhari and GEJ Warned) by herald9: 1:28am On Jan 01, 2015 |
Sure banker 5 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: A Nairalander's Prophetic Visions/Declarations For 2015 (Buhari and GEJ Warned) by herald9: 1:29am On Jan 01, 2015 |
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Re: A Nairalander's Prophetic Visions/Declarations For 2015 (Buhari and GEJ Warned) by DancingSkeleton(m): 1:33am On Jan 01, 2015 |
All nigerians re warned Think twice before u vote 1 Like |
Re: A Nairalander's Prophetic Visions/Declarations For 2015 (Buhari and GEJ Warned) by elantraceey(f): 1:41am On Jan 01, 2015 |
Re: A Nairalander's Prophetic Visions/Declarations For 2015 (Buhari and GEJ Warned) by Obinoscopy(m): 6:36am On Jan 01, 2015 |
You are very funny Ochongonoko 3 Likes |
Re: A Nairalander's Prophetic Visions/Declarations For 2015 (Buhari and GEJ Warned) by capricun: 6:46am On Jan 01, 2015 |
Lmao 1 Like |
Re: A Nairalander's Prophetic Visions/Declarations For 2015 (Buhari and GEJ Warned) by ochon: 7:38am On Jan 01, 2015 |
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Re: A Nairalander's Prophetic Visions/Declarations For 2015 (Buhari and GEJ Warned) by xamster(m): 10:53am On Jan 01, 2015 |
lolz...the last prophecy did sound promising. 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: A Nairalander's Prophetic Visions/Declarations For 2015 (Buhari and GEJ Warned) by SaiBuharii: 1:50pm On Jan 01, 2015 |
If the topic was prophecies by Adeboye or Oyakilome...an average Nigerian will believe and start praying and fasting over nothing. That is what religion has turned us into - MORONS. You take a look at our pastors prophesies and you see things like "people will die this year", "people will deliver children...pray hard so the devils does not Interfere". My own understanding of prophecy is you choose between two extremes ie - "Buhari will win the 2015 elections" (or) "I see Jonathan on his way to Otueke" (or) I see Alison Madueke being chased all over the world by Buhari (or) Ghana will win the nation's cup etc. Mr. Progressive 27 Likes |
Re: A Nairalander's Prophetic Visions/Declarations For 2015 (Buhari and GEJ Warned) by soldierdollar(m): 1:50pm On Jan 01, 2015 |
Lol |
Re: A Nairalander's Prophetic Visions/Declarations For 2015 (Buhari and GEJ Warned) by lilmax(m): 1:50pm On Jan 01, 2015 |
Re: A Nairalander's Prophetic Visions/Declarations For 2015 (Buhari and GEJ Warned) by Nobody: 1:51pm On Jan 01, 2015 |
Which kin prophecy be this? Na....I dey see Idey see prophecy? Abeg....park well.Prophet Isaiah you are not. 1 Like |
Re: A Nairalander's Prophetic Visions/Declarations For 2015 (Buhari and GEJ Warned) by MizMyColi(f): 1:52pm On Jan 01, 2015 |
Whaaaatttt Ochon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hian! |
Re: A Nairalander's Prophetic Visions/Declarations For 2015 (Buhari and GEJ Warned) by freshness2020: 1:52pm On Jan 01, 2015 |
Brb! |
Re: A Nairalander's Prophetic Visions/Declarations For 2015 (Buhari and GEJ Warned) by nurez305(m): 1:53pm On Jan 01, 2015 |
ROTFL |
Re: A Nairalander's Prophetic Visions/Declarations For 2015 (Buhari and GEJ Warned) by Vock(m): 1:54pm On Jan 01, 2015 |
Surest Prophecies I've ever heard....now lemme add mine:I'm seeing a vision that tomorrow will be a Public holiday 11 Likes |
Re: A Nairalander's Prophetic Visions/Declarations For 2015 (Buhari and GEJ Warned) by dammytosh: 1:54pm On Jan 01, 2015 |
Nice one. Epic |
Re: A Nairalander's Prophetic Visions/Declarations For 2015 (Buhari and GEJ Warned) by Bennyberry(m): 1:54pm On Jan 01, 2015 |
At least it beta dan does prayers which some gulliable christains refer to as prophesies.. 1 Like |
Re: A Nairalander's Prophetic Visions/Declarations For 2015 (Buhari and GEJ Warned) by Nobody: 1:55pm On Jan 01, 2015 |
Hilarious |
Re: A Nairalander's Prophetic Visions/Declarations For 2015 (Buhari and GEJ Warned) by Nobody: 1:55pm On Jan 01, 2015 |
FPThings. . .sign of good things to come. . . . oya lets test prophesy number 2.. .click like if u believe Buhari will win, click share if GEJ is your choice. . *modified Seems as if there would be a stalemate in the election 36 Likes 30 Shares |
Re: A Nairalander's Prophetic Visions/Declarations For 2015 (Buhari and GEJ Warned) by slap1(m): 1:56pm On Jan 01, 2015 |
Be careful about joke number 24, though. 4 Likes |
Re: A Nairalander's Prophetic Visions/Declarations For 2015 (Buhari and GEJ Warned) by Nobody: 1:56pm On Jan 01, 2015 |
OK...make i do my own This year....I must post on Nairaland! Can I hear an amen! 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: A Nairalander's Prophetic Visions/Declarations For 2015 (Buhari and GEJ Warned) by abduldope(m): 1:56pm On Jan 01, 2015 |
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Re: A Nairalander's Prophetic Visions/Declarations For 2015 (Buhari and GEJ Warned) by macklef(m): 1:56pm On Jan 01, 2015 |
DRY |
Re: A Nairalander's Prophetic Visions/Declarations For 2015 (Buhari and GEJ Warned) by nora544: 1:56pm On Jan 01, 2015 |
I like it thanks |
Re: A Nairalander's Prophetic Visions/Declarations For 2015 (Buhari and GEJ Warned) by Coolboi05(m): 1:57pm On Jan 01, 2015 |
9ice one... 4 Likes
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