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Re: A Nairalander's Prophetic Visions/Declarations For 2015 (Buhari and GEJ Warned) by dokunbam(m): 3:33pm On Jan 01, 2015
Touch not my anointed and do my Prophets no harm
Re: A Nairalander's Prophetic Visions/Declarations For 2015 (Buhari and GEJ Warned) by ochon: 3:35pm On Jan 01, 2015
Ksslib:
Lol. Hilarious grin
May the year 2015 give you the opportunity to realise
your dreams, rediscover your strengths, muster your
willpower and rejoice the simple pleasures that life would
bring your way. Happy New year.
Re: A Nairalander's Prophetic Visions/Declarations For 2015 (Buhari and GEJ Warned) by nodictatorship: 3:49pm On Jan 01, 2015
@op i swear julius agwu and co no fit follow u drag for comedy contest ooo,mk i add my own join ur list: Nep amust take light in some areas today and by the 31st of december some areas won't have light.

some women will concieve this year and also give birth this year.

some women go born twins,while some will born only 1 child and some triplets.

pure water won't be ban this year.

snow will not fall in nigeria this year.

Cotonou and ghana will see developments than nigeria.

presidential election will be commenced on valentines day in 2014

nigeria will not split up no matter who wins the presidential election

there will be hike ins chool fees at all level from creche till university

alot of people(men,yes and women) will bleach so much this year

some people will buy iphone and some will buy techno

alot of people will argue and kill themself physically and online(even here on NL) based on the election and this won't even have any effect on the presidential result

lots of rich people will get richer while the poor will get poorer

lots of poor people will give birth too more and more and yes i mean more kids while the rich will abstain from giving birth to too much of kids instead they will be planing for the future of those they have already

alot of people will be arrested for no just reason before and during teh elections and some if not most of this people will still be in jail till after swear-in-ceremony

there will be price increase in all sectors of economical activities in nigeria

justwise will ban alot of people on the travel section of nairaland till the thread is left with ghost followers

NAIRALAND will get a strong opposition and rival this year(this is actually true ooo)

some nigerian pastors(not mentioning name) see prophecies of disasters but this will only be broadcasted after the tragedic incident has occured

Should i stop or continue?

back to Op,i swear u no life and this year you go get your own church sef and come get lots of congregation join am

And to all nairalanders,i wish everyone a prosperous and wonderful year and may all our wishes be granted this year,don't worry that unaccomplished mission of 2014 will surely be accoplished this year,may all our endeavors be successful,those seekking for Jobs baba God will surely provide not just any job ooo but athe oen that will make you a success,those looking for children you will surely join the team of parents this year and to those looking for traveling opportunities you shall accomplish it this year and to all otehrs lloking for different things may all our heart desires be granted and pelase remember our country in your prayers ,May God help us all..

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Re: A Nairalander's Prophetic Visions/Declarations For 2015 (Buhari and GEJ Warned) by Ksslib(m): 3:49pm On Jan 01, 2015
ochon:

May the year 2015 give you the opportunity to realise
your dreams, rediscover your strengths, muster your
willpower and rejoice the simple pleasures that life would
bring your way. Happy New year.
Amen! I wish you the very same and even more. This year na your year of laughter, jollyment, wakis and yanfu yanfu blessing wey baba God go lower down with im spiritual ladder..

Happy New year!

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Re: A Nairalander's Prophetic Visions/Declarations For 2015 (Buhari and GEJ Warned) by myouri(f): 3:50pm On Jan 01, 2015
Lwkmd!!! Was actually expecting some 'real prophecies' oo. One bottle of BloodyMary for OP abeg!! I see another Prophet TB Joshua in d making.

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Re: A Nairalander's Prophetic Visions/Declarations For 2015 (Buhari and GEJ Warned) by Burlah4u2c(m): 3:55pm On Jan 01, 2015
cosmatika:
''QUESTIONS I KEEP ASKING MYSELF ABOUT
BUHARI
Can someone who REFUSED to ATTEND OPUTA
PANEL when invited talk about justice
Can someone whose statements are loaded with
VIOLENCE assure peace
Can someone who promised he would ensure that
SHARIA LAW gets to all part of the country tolerate
people from other religion
Can someone that asked MUSLIMS TO VOTE ONLY
MUSLIM be voted for by other religion?
Can someone that put Shagari in HOUSE ARREST
and DR Alex Ekwueme in PRISON be absolved of
tribal sentiments?
Can someone who used retroactive laws to KILL
PEOPLE be trusted with our lives?
Can someone who says FIGHTING TERRORISM is
against his people be allowed to be in charge of
this country
Can someone who executed 75% of PTF projects in
the NORTH and distributed the remaining 25%
among other regions when he was the PTF
chairman be allowed to take charge of all projects
in the country
Can someone who as a military head of state who
knows he would be overthrown but COULD NOT
DO ANYTHING because his deputy was not around
be classified as courageous?
Can someone who says ACN is corrupt but
because of his presidential ambition now surrounds
himself with ACN thieves be ABLE TO FIGHT
CORRUPTION?
Can someone who as head of PTF DID NOT KNOW
how billions of Naira got missing be trusted with
our entire wealth as president
Can someone who could not allow the economic of
demand, supply and internal production factors to
determine the prices of commodities but used
SOLDIERS TO FORCE price control be able to
handle present economic challenges??
Can someone who did not allow his government be
criticised and UNJUSTLY ARRESTED those who
criticised his government be given that opportunity
to lead again,etc?
Honestly, Buhari is NOT the RIGHT person.''
one side of the story is always convincing...by the time u get to know more about the other side, u sure will become CONFUSED....

Re: A Nairalander's Prophetic Visions/Declarations For 2015 (Buhari and GEJ Warned) by gulfer: 4:20pm On Jan 01, 2015
My prophesy;
I see the likes of omo baba etc copying this in their new jokes.
Re: A Nairalander's Prophetic Visions/Declarations For 2015 (Buhari and GEJ Warned) by Nobody: 4:41pm On Jan 01, 2015
My own prophesies revealed to me by inspiration of Igbo (weed) and ororo (Hennessey).

1. Somebody must die today. Pray that it won't be you or any of your loved ones.

2. Some people must wear new clothes today. Pray to be among them.

3. Some people will still eat jollof rice in the evening. Pray that God count you worthy of a plate of jollof rice and chicken.

4. Some people have bought banger. They intend to be mischievous with it. Pray not be a part of their target.

5. Police will arrest some people today. Pray not to be among them.

6. Some people will give big donations to their churches on the first Sunday and they shall be blessed beyond their expectations. Pray to be among them.

7. Some people will use paracetamol before this month runs out. Pray not to among them.

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Re: A Nairalander's Prophetic Visions/Declarations For 2015 (Buhari and GEJ Warned) by rinrin23(f): 4:43pm On Jan 01, 2015
hifaif:
My own prophesies revealed to me by inspiration of Igbo (weed) and ororo (Hennessey).

1. Somebody must die today. Pray that it won't be you or any of your loved ones.

2. Some people must wear new clothes today. Pray to be among them.

3. Some people will still eat jollof rice in the evening. Pray that God count you worthy of a plate of jollof rice and chicken.

4. Some people have bought banger. They intend to be mischievous with it. Pray not be a part of their target.

5. Police will arrest some people today. Pray not to be among them.

6. Some people will give big donations to their churches on the first Sunday and they shall be blessed beyond their expectations. Pray to be among them.

7. Some people will use paracetamol before this month runs out. Pray not to among them.


Priceless!! grin grin

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Re: A Nairalander's Prophetic Visions/Declarations For 2015 (Buhari and GEJ Warned) by Nobody: 5:08pm On Jan 01, 2015
rinrin23:


Priceless!! grin grin

grin Happy new year, sweetie.

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Re: A Nairalander's Prophetic Visions/Declarations For 2015 (Buhari and GEJ Warned) by simdam500(m): 5:48pm On Jan 01, 2015
herald9:
Sure bankergrin

that part got me loling
Re: A Nairalander's Prophetic Visions/Declarations For 2015 (Buhari and GEJ Warned) by simdam500(m): 5:53pm On Jan 01, 2015
I see a prophecy,

sh*t will happen Feb 14. I'll lost my v*rg*n*ty
Re: A Nairalander's Prophetic Visions/Declarations For 2015 (Buhari and GEJ Warned) by Neplusultra(f): 6:03pm On Jan 01, 2015
Wayray grin cheesy
Re: A Nairalander's Prophetic Visions/Declarations For 2015 (Buhari and GEJ Warned) by akinsadeez(m): 6:06pm On Jan 01, 2015
Don't be surprised if ur number 24 turns out to be wrong. Arsenal might just surprise you and win the champions league this year.
Re: A Nairalander's Prophetic Visions/Declarations For 2015 (Buhari and GEJ Warned) by lertee(f): 7:16pm On Jan 01, 2015
Ochon,stop hating on arsenal biko,who told you 'she' can't win champe this season grin grin
Re: A Nairalander's Prophetic Visions/Declarations For 2015 (Buhari and GEJ Warned) by ochon: 7:40pm On Jan 01, 2015
lertee:
Ochon,stop hating on arsenal biko,who told you 'she' can't win champe this season grin grin

Hate ke? Na true prophecy o. Oya make we dey watch na. grin
Re: A Nairalander's Prophetic Visions/Declarations For 2015 (Buhari and GEJ Warned) by matingo(f): 8:03pm On Jan 01, 2015
Very funny but y will Feb 14th be bloody. Everyone will be at home either sleeping or voting.
Re: A Nairalander's Prophetic Visions/Declarations For 2015 (Buhari and GEJ Warned) by vanstanzy(m): 9:54pm On Jan 01, 2015
ochon:
I was in a trance earlier yesterday, and got swept off by these avalanche of prophetic visions which I intend sharing with my fellow NLers.

Below are my "sure banker" prophetic utterances for 2015. angryangry if none don't happen, I'll deactivate my account. undecided These are "sure banker" prophecies. I'm never wrong. >
sad

1. This year must end in 31st of December and start on 1st of January!! No matter how irregular February might try to be, this prophecy must come to pass. If you wan argue am, mo we bet $1000-$1000. Winner takes all. angry undecided

2. Either Goodluck Jonathan or Buhari will win the 2015 Presidential election. undecided

3. Hmmm.. This vision is not clear, but it seems like Seun will still not marry this year. I'll update this when the vision becomes clearer.

4. A lot condoms will be used this year, many condoms!! I see a lot of abortions too. Pray hard people. sadsadcrycry

5. A woman will lose the Presidential election.

6. After 2015 Presidential election, either Ngeneukwenu, Berem, Cleverly, Omenka, Barcanista, Obiagelli, Cramjones, Egift, Donphilopus; or Firefire, Ngwakwe, Ichiidodo, Atlwireless, Sincere9jerian, Tomakint, Tít, will end up in tears or anguish depending on who lost/won in 2015 Presidential election.

7. Harmattan must come in December. If it doesn't, call me bàstard!! angry

8. *Nairaland again? Hmmm.. Yes, I can see the vision.* Yes o, Mr./Ms. Nairaland contest must hold and ONE person will win. I repeat, ONE person will win not two.

9. Tiwa Savage, Tonto Dike, Wizkid, Davido, Omotola, Genevive Nnaji, Linda Ikeji, Chika Ike, Toke Makinwa, etc., will slug it out for who rules the FP of NL, this year. wink

10. Boko Haram will strike again. sadcry

11. Sun must shine, and rain must fall. Quote me on this one. angry

12. Some people will fail WAEC, NECO and JAMB, while some people will pass them. I saw this vision clear yesterday. Many people will graduate this year too.

13. *Yes!! I can see it!!* Our politicians will sign a MOU with a foreign consortium, promising us that the said project will be completed in 2054. Our children will grow up and find these politicians' children/family members take the helm of our country's affairs ONLY to sign another MOU promising them of that project being completed in 2100. undecided Maybe it's our 5th generation that will reap the benefits. GEJ and Buhari take note!!

14. Our crops will be grown and harvested!! cheesy

15. Dr. Sid and Peter Okoye's wives MUST give birth this year!! I'm dead sure. If it doesn't happen, may I be banned for life.

16. Maga must pay, Musicians will sell their albums, thieves will rob and some will be caught!!

17. ONE team ONLY will win the various leagues and Champions league. ONE only, not TWO.
embarassed

18. *Nairaland again? WOW!! Hmmm.. Yes, I can see it now!!* People will wail and cry, "Nairaland has gone to the dogs... What is this topic doing on FP?... I'm leaving NL for good.." But yet these people will still have NL app on their phone to update them about FP topics. Even those that deactivated will come back with alternate monikers or as guest while pretending as if they're gone.

19. Jonathan will be blamed for a lot of things, even for people impregnating their wives and for rain falling. shockedshocked

20. Ladies and gentlemen, pray hard!! I see a lot weddings coming y'all way, BUT as Asoebi girls and Best men. sadcrysadsad

21. Febuary 14, Valentine's day, will be bloody. Very bloody. ladies, you know what I'm talking about. winkwink

22. Super Eagles will not play in the CAF Nations Cup. undecided

23. This post MIGHT not make FP. sadcry I see Ishilove, TheRealMrStan, Obinoscopy and Lalasticlala, Mukina2 contemplating on moving it to FP or not.

24. Arsenal will not win the league nor the Champions league.

25. APC supporters, pray hard because I see Fashola and Amaechi handing over to another candidate and stepping down AFTER the elections.

26. NEPA/PHCN must cause power outage.

27. Finally, I see the good Lord blessing our hustles this year, crowning the effort of our hands with success, children (for the barren), jobs (for the unemployed), a good man/woman (for the single and lonely), joy (for the sad ones), good results (for those taking exams), and long life for ALL. coolcheesy

Happy new year to all Nairalanders.

grin grin grin Amen! to the last prophesy. It seems the Lord showed you a vision of me that is why He gave you that last prophecy. I CLAIM IT!!! grin grin grin HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU TOO.
Re: A Nairalander's Prophetic Visions/Declarations For 2015 (Buhari and GEJ Warned) by Dapresident(m): 10:28pm On Jan 01, 2015
obainojazz:
seconded ... seun suppose give speech..
I thirded d motion.. grin
obainojazz:
seconded ... seun suppose give speech..
I thirded d motion..
Re: A Nairalander's Prophetic Visions/Declarations For 2015 (Buhari and GEJ Warned) by concacid: 5:34am On Jan 03, 2015
@ number 24, OP u dey craze.

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