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Re: Our Enemies by Bifwoli: 6:04am On Jan 01, 2015 |
chidekings: Alcohol is the worst enemy of all,but God said love thy enemy so I'll be drinking like hell tonight. |
Re: Our Enemies by nellaluv(f): 6:17am On Jan 01, 2015 |
I didn't make front page my enemies are at work again . Btw poster someone can step on poison like a buried charm or juju. |
Re: Our Enemies by reezee: 6:30am On Jan 01, 2015 |
how come he hid everything incliding the sofa in the house and could not hide the masquerade stuff |
Re: Our Enemies by Jarus(m): 6:32am On Jan 01, 2015 |
OP is on point. |
Re: Our Enemies by sufido123: 6:38am On Jan 01, 2015 |
Similar thing happened to me. Coincidentally it was in PH too. I went to a bank inside Uniport. As I approached the entrance I saw this hot young chick. I asked her what is your name? She said Chika. I said you are Igbo and she retorted no, "I am not Igbo am Ikwerre." I then overheard her say " bia" to her friend. I said to her but that is Igbo now! She said no, it is similar but not Igbo. Anyway to cut a long story short, we exchanged numbers. Later in the evening she called me and we arranged a date for the following evening. She invited me to her hostel. I went to the hostel the next day. It was a very decent hostel. She said her rent was 205k per year. I was impressed. She had one of those Muoka foams on the ground, two chairs and a table. I sat on a chair. Eventually she got naked, laid on the foam and beckoned on me to come over. I climbed inside the sack with her. We began to make out. She complimented my sweet smell. Suddenly, she noticed my three karat diamond gold ring. She screamed: "what is that ring for?" I said it is just a cocktail ring and nothing more. She said heck no, why is it shining, I replied that it has diamonds it it. She said please remove it from your left hand since you are using it to massage my pu*ssy, I obliged. However, she was restless. She asked "is it because of the ring that you smell so good?" I said no that I always smell good and sexy. She then said : "I am scared of your ring " I asked her why and she said it might contain voodoo. I laughed and told her she must have watched too many Nigerian movies. I then told her that I am a humanist that is not superstitious neither have I ever consulted a voodoo priest. Furthermore, I am not a member of any secret society. She continued to be restless. I told her Chika, you have volunteered to give me some in exchange for what you know I would give you- cash. So what is it that the ring would do to you? She said Nigerians are scary people and that I might use her pus*sy juice for money ritual. She told me she heard that many Hausa Alhaji's would use women's juice to make money. After she said this, I stood up, put on my clothes and opened the door to leave, she said oh I am sorry come on now! I said no and left. She kept calling and pleading with me for three weeks asking me to give her another chance and I refused. Nigerians are a superstitious bunch and yet they spend 24/7 in Church. 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Our Enemies by 0955eb027(m): 6:48am On Jan 01, 2015 |
Mzjhulz:@yourpersonaltext, i guess those dat hate u are yet to catch a glimpse of u cos no sane man wil hate on such a beauty. |
Re: Our Enemies by Walexy96: 6:51am On Jan 01, 2015 |
A nice write up there. am thrill. |
Re: Our Enemies by Nobody: 6:53am On Jan 01, 2015 |
Even the Bible talked about enemies. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Our Enemies by Ifebazz(m): 6:59am On Jan 01, 2015 |
Mzjhulz:Just like the poster said, remember you are somebody's enemy, so should I still say Amen to your 'enemy prayer'? |
Re: Our Enemies by StealthyMe(m): 7:05am On Jan 01, 2015 |
Mzjhulz: Aunty na everybody gather enter 2015 ooo ..them go still see you The prayer na make dem no fit do you bad |
Re: Our Enemies by Ifebazz(m): 7:12am On Jan 01, 2015 |
Harrychocoberry:One of the best pieces I've read on Nairaland. My brother you tried, but all these people would rather a pastor tell them their enemy is responsible for them having an accident while under great influence of alcohol than admit they were wrong. Just as said, politicians would steal the community blind and once EFCC come calling, the enemies are at work. Who are the enemies? A young boy will be stealing, yahooing, 419ing, culting, gaying etc once his cup is full, the mother will be first to shout 'enemies '. To me, she is the enemy. For not bringing the child up in the fear of God. Enemies, enemies and enmity prayers is one of the major reasons I dislike pentecostal churches. They ascribe everything bad to an enemy and everything good (even gotten in bad ways) to hard work. It's a total misconception of God and his principles and love for mankind. What is right is right and what is wrong is wrong and not right. 2 Likes |
Re: Our Enemies by Nobody: 7:14am On Jan 01, 2015 |
Pentecostals caused everything. 1 Like |
Re: Our Enemies by Nobody: 7:24am On Jan 01, 2015 |
nice article but u wasted a lot of energy to make ur point on Ph incident. I do not mind how lengthy a post is so long as u keep it interesting |
Re: Our Enemies by Nobody: 7:27am On Jan 01, 2015 |
Funny but true. |
Re: Our Enemies by crown777(m): 7:31am On Jan 01, 2015 |
Got your jokes but read psalm 23. |
Re: Our Enemies by crown777(m): 7:32am On Jan 01, 2015 |
1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Our Enemies by souleymon(m): 7:32am On Jan 01, 2015 |
Here's an educative cultured write up about us.about how we see our Neighbors. But hell no, it's having lower views by the youth and less comments. People just wasting away reading non benefiting informations online.tonto and naked pics news will be off more interest to them 2 Likes |
Re: Our Enemies by 49cents(m): 7:33am On Jan 01, 2015 |
Ask some Nigerians how their health is or what the doctor diagonised about their ill health they would say "Doctor sey my enemy has Typhoid" When I first heard that response it took a long while to decipher the meaning of the response But then @OP don't demonise Nigerians as they are not alone in this, what we call ENEMIES isn't it what the Whites term HATERS? 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Our Enemies by judedwriter(m): 7:33am On Jan 01, 2015 |
iluvweed:Na wah o! How ur enemies come find u come nairaland 2 Likes |
Re: Our Enemies by 49cents(m): 7:37am On Jan 01, 2015 |
kenonze: Spot on observation......couldn't finger the connection......twas well wriitten but largely unhelpful for the entire post 1 Like |
Re: Our Enemies by tellwisdom: 7:51am On Jan 01, 2015 |
Na who go follow you read this cock and bull story?? |
Re: Our Enemies by idu1(m): 7:57am On Jan 01, 2015 |
I love this post...... |
Re: Our Enemies by Skywalker5(m): 8:00am On Jan 01, 2015 |
I know some people that take offense if you ask how their kids are.they think you trying to wish bad things for their kids.its really sad how some Nigerians feel people are out to ruin their life.they feel their life is better than others and people are jealous of their success. 2 Likes |
Re: Our Enemies by Nobody: 8:03am On Jan 01, 2015 |
My enemies will quote the entire OP, just to make me scroll. Thunder fire, I said, thunder FYA |
Re: Our Enemies by Harrychocoberry(m): 8:06am On Jan 01, 2015 |
MissMeiya: Nope..I don't have a blog. I once had but it's no more in existence. Thanks for the compliment. |
Re: Our Enemies by freshdude: 8:11am On Jan 01, 2015 |
They will be over speeding on bad roads. When accident happen, they will start calling their eenemies. |
Re: Our Enemies by Nobody: 8:11am On Jan 01, 2015 |
Harrychocoberry: You should create one. Witty stuff like this make good read, e.g. naijahusband, naijasinglegirl. They've all got blogs. Good piece you've got up there. |
Re: Our Enemies by Nobody: 8:16am On Jan 01, 2015 |
crown777:What about it? |
Re: Our Enemies by Harrychocoberry(m): 8:21am On Jan 01, 2015 |
Ehe.. Before I get carried away,let me take this medium to let the Mods,super mods know am indeed grateful for pushing this 'crazy' topic of mine to the Frontpage. Am indeed grateful. To all those who love it,I do appreciate it also. Please I'd encourage all to take a peep at my recent article on how to 'TO ATTAIN SUCCESS THIS NEW YEAR'. So as to get ready for the challenges we all are going to face this year 2015. Jah Bless each one of us. I still remain: Harry |
Re: Our Enemies by pring: 8:29am On Jan 01, 2015 |
Its only created by the pastors to put fear in them. in other to take that advantage and milk people 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Our Enemies by caesaraba(m): 8:31am On Jan 01, 2015 |
starlingleanets: No mind am. You are very right. Those churches are largely responsible for the new breed of Babalawo Christians. Those who worship the god of awillo sharp-sharp and the god of dying by fire hence imaginary enemies have to be conjured up to take the fall whenever their nollywood-themed "breakthroughs" don't occur. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Our Enemies by kheart(m): 8:33am On Jan 01, 2015 |
This is mostly common in d south cos we in d north esp core north dont beliv much in this enemy at work thingy. |
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