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How To Kill Your Friends (Or Enemies) On Facebook by SisiKill1: 2:11am On Jan 07, 2013 |
Facebook Makes It Easy To "Kill" Your Friend. . .or Enemy Facebook Dead': How to 'Kill' Your Friends Rusty Foster discovered he was dead last week, at least according to Facebook. He had been locked out of his account, which had been turned into a "memorial page," because someone had reported the Maine man as deceased to the social media site. He tweeted Thursday, "Facebook thinks I'm dead. I'm tempted to just let it," then "Did you know that you can report any of your Facebook friends dead & Facebook will lock them out of their account with no evidence needed?" BuzzFeed saw his tweet and decided to test how easy it is by "Killing" their editor John Herman STEPS 1) They Filled out the memorization request form: 2) For the "proof of death", they found an obituary for a guy with a similar name (not even spelled the same!) who was 74 (the real John Herman is 34, so Facebook doesn't even try to match the details provided to the person's real account) And Viola. . .He is Dead!! When the "dead" person tries to login to their account, this happens: Have no Fear though, there is hope for a Resurrection. . .just don't expect it to be after 3 days STEPS ON HOW TO RISE FROM THE DEAD 1) Fill out a Get Me Out of Memorialized State You Jackasses Form (Okay, Okay I made that up) Then wait! After Facebook is convinced they are not communicating with a Ghost, you will get this email. You wait some more Then Get this email "It looks like your account was suspended by mistake. I'm so sorry for the inconvenience. You should now be able to log in. If you have any issues getting back into your account, please let me know." And Bam! You are alive again! It's a Miracle!!!! Culled from HERE and HERE So there ya have it! Be Careful, It is a jungle out there. . ."Killed" or "Be Killed" Let the vindictive. . .errr. . .I mean Fun Begin! 7 Likes |
Re: How To Kill Your Friends (Or Enemies) On Facebook by Mynd44: 3:05am On Jan 07, 2013 |
**smiles Wickedly** Lemme get to work 10 Likes |
Re: How To Kill Your Friends (Or Enemies) On Facebook by Nobody: 3:59am On Jan 07, 2013 |
Mynd is evil.... I'm going to go kill some ppl now. 3 Likes |
Re: How To Kill Your Friends (Or Enemies) On Facebook by Mynd44: 4:04am On Jan 07, 2013 |
SniperInADiaper: Mynd is evil....LMAO 1 Like |
Re: How To Kill Your Friends (Or Enemies) On Facebook by SisiKill1: 4:30am On Jan 07, 2013 |
LMAO! You guys are baaaaaaaaad!!!! You better not try it with Nigerians before someone thinks you really want them dead. Hmmm, second thoughts, they won't know who requested it. Aaaah! Let the fun begins!!! 1 Like |
Re: How To Kill Your Friends (Or Enemies) On Facebook by Jaideyone(m): 4:48am On Jan 07, 2013 |
SniperInADiaper: Mynd is evil....lol i'm going to kill a someone too |
Re: How To Kill Your Friends (Or Enemies) On Facebook by StellaBella(f): 5:42am On Jan 07, 2013 |
Killing an ex boyfriend right know RIP. 3 Likes |
Re: How To Kill Your Friends (Or Enemies) On Facebook by Burger01(m): 5:48am On Jan 07, 2013 |
Waiting for naija version... Many people will RIP.... |
Re: How To Kill Your Friends (Or Enemies) On Facebook by Burger01(m): 5:50am On Jan 07, 2013 |
Stella_Bella: Killing an ex boyfriend right knowGood.. I just killed an ex girlfriend.... Thanks to Facebook... |
Re: How To Kill Your Friends (Or Enemies) On Facebook by Nobody: 6:30am On Jan 07, 2013 |
I bet y'all are friending them just to off them. |
Re: How To Kill Your Friends (Or Enemies) On Facebook by Mynd44: 8:15am On Jan 07, 2013 |
I just killed every girl I asked out and said no 1 Like |
Re: How To Kill Your Friends (Or Enemies) On Facebook by SisiKill1: 12:08pm On Jan 07, 2013 |
Rotflmao! Serial Killers on the loose!!!! 1 Like |
Re: How To Kill Your Friends (Or Enemies) On Facebook by Mynd44: 12:24pm On Jan 07, 2013 |
Sisi_Kill: Rotflmao!Thanks to you |
Re: How To Kill Your Friends (Or Enemies) On Facebook by firestar(f): 12:44pm On Jan 07, 2013 |
So instead of a "Dislike" button the next thing is to Deaden. |
Re: How To Kill Your Friends (Or Enemies) On Facebook by Mynd44: 12:48pm On Jan 07, 2013 |
firestar: So instead of a "Dislike" button the next thing is to Deaden.Yes!!! This is a case of, DON'T JUST GET MAD, GET EVEN |
Re: How To Kill Your Friends (Or Enemies) On Facebook by SisiKill1: 2:19pm On Jan 07, 2013 |
Mynd_44: Rotflmao! Hey don't put this on me. I didn't tell you what to do. . .I only showed you how it's done. But seriously, did it work? Did you really "Dead" someone? |
Re: How To Kill Your Friends (Or Enemies) On Facebook by Mynd44: 2:30pm On Jan 07, 2013 |
Sisi_Kill:**Laughs** erm.....lets just say I wanna give me a chance of deniability |
Re: How To Kill Your Friends (Or Enemies) On Facebook by Nobody: 5:05pm On Jan 07, 2013 |
^^^^ See? Mynd is evil!! |
Re: How To Kill Your Friends (Or Enemies) On Facebook by Mynd44: 5:06pm On Jan 07, 2013 |
SniperInADiaper: ^^^^ See? Mynd is evil!!You taught me |
Re: How To Kill Your Friends (Or Enemies) On Facebook by Nobody: 5:12pm On Jan 07, 2013 |
firestar: So instead of a "Dislike" button the next thing is to Deaden.That would be a great idea. LWKMD! |
Re: How To Kill Your Friends (Or Enemies) On Facebook by Nobody: 5:19pm On Jan 07, 2013 |
Mynd_44: |
Re: How To Kill Your Friends (Or Enemies) On Facebook by SisiKill1: 5:47pm On Jan 07, 2013 |
Rotflmao. . .I am soooo tempted to open a Facebook account just to do this. |
Re: How To Kill Your Friends (Or Enemies) On Facebook by ujchief(m): 6:34pm On Jan 07, 2013 |
Could someone please kill my state governor? 1 Like |
Re: How To Kill Your Friends (Or Enemies) On Facebook by firestar(f): 6:42pm On Jan 07, 2013 |
Brand_new: I don't wanna be~ e ee e ee e ee [size=4pt]a murderer [/size]ohh~ |
Re: How To Kill Your Friends (Or Enemies) On Facebook by Mynd44: 7:52pm On Jan 07, 2013 |
ujchief: Could someone please kill my state governor?Kill him yourself |
Re: How To Kill Your Friends (Or Enemies) On Facebook by SisiKill1: 10:25pm On Jan 07, 2013 |
ujchief: Could someone please kill my state governor?Bwahahahaha!! What state is this?!! I ain't saying amma do it. . .just asking. |
Re: How To Kill Your Friends (Or Enemies) On Facebook by SisiKill1: 10:29pm On Jan 07, 2013 |
By the way SniperInADiaper. . .Dude, I looooooove your name!! Nice!!! |
Re: How To Kill Your Friends (Or Enemies) On Facebook by Nobody: 10:38pm On Jan 07, 2013 |
Thanks |
Re: How To Kill Your Friends (Or Enemies) On Facebook by Mynd44: 10:45pm On Jan 07, 2013 |
Sisi_Kill: By the way SniperInADiaper. . .Dude, I looooooove your name!!Has been killing mofos since 1914 |
Re: How To Kill Your Friends (Or Enemies) On Facebook by Nobody: 10:48pm On Jan 07, 2013 |
Mynd_44: 1960 *off to kill Mynd* |
Re: How To Kill Your Friends (Or Enemies) On Facebook by Mynd44: 12:23am On Jan 08, 2013 |
SniperInADiaper:You can't find me |
Re: How To Kill Your Friends (Or Enemies) On Facebook by Feraz(m): 8:28pm On Jan 08, 2013 |
Sisi_Kill: LMAO! You guys are baaaaaaaaad!!!!LMAO!! *time to scheme up something evil - looks around* |
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