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Re: Pastor Enoch Adeboye Reveals 2015 Prophecies by omonnakoda: 12:08pm On Jan 01, 2015
This god that has not shown us how to generate electricity or build roads?
This god that has not shown us how to refine oil by ourselves.Let us prayyy for simple human things not for magic, or miracles.
Just electricity please
Re: Pastor Enoch Adeboye Reveals 2015 Prophecies by berryworld: 12:08pm On Jan 01, 2015
AMEN,SIR PLS ALSO PRAY 4 OUR LEADERS 2 CHANGE DEIR WAYS & STOP STEALING PUBLIC FUND MEANT 2 DEVELOP D NATION. TANK U SIR.
Re: Pastor Enoch Adeboye Reveals 2015 Prophecies by Nobody: 12:08pm On Jan 01, 2015
BORING
Re: Pastor Enoch Adeboye Reveals 2015 Prophecies by fuckerholic(m): 12:10pm On Jan 01, 2015
exxell:
All these are not prophecies na.... These are just permutations based on random happenings.... Chai. My people really perish because of lack of wisdom.... Hosea 4:6. Same way God will show TB Joshua planes that will crash but will not show him that his church will crash? None of my business though!

There is never a any year Adeboye gives real prophesies nah..he just gives permutations while people hungry for prophesies take it and broadcast it to be prophesies.

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Re: Pastor Enoch Adeboye Reveals 2015 Prophecies by anonimi: 12:34pm On Jan 01, 2015
KingMEXX:
Sorry to disappoint, but the man has actually not said much...Like someone said earlier, he did more of permutations than prophecy..

Saying he simply did permutations is even being very generous towards the scammer-in-cassock!
Given that there is NO specificity about his permutations, one can conclude that they are GENERALISED statements of what would ordinarily happen in a gathering that has a LARGE enough number of people..


Anyone familiar with the statistical Law of Large Numbers usually applied in insurance
Those interested can START their FREE education there on from here =>


Statistical concept that larger the sample population (or the number of observations) used in a test, the more accurate the predictions of the behavior of that sample, and smaller the expected deviation in comparisons of outcomes. As a general principle it means that, in the long run, the average (mean) of a long series of observations may be taken as the best estimate of the 'true value' of a variable. In other words, what is unpredictable and chancy in case of an individual is predictable and uniform in the case of a large group. This law forms the basis for the expectation of probable-loss upon which insurance premium rates are computed. Also called law of averages. See also law of small numbers and law of statistical regularity.

Read more: http://www.businessdictionary.com/definition/law-of-large-numbers.html#ixzz3NZJMG12r


What was his career again before he "got the call"

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Re: Pastor Enoch Adeboye Reveals 2015 Prophecies by fumebi: 12:36pm On Jan 01, 2015
@expel u have said it's non of your business. Let it end there please. Allow those of us that are interested to act as advised. It really pains me so much that some good for nothing member's in this forum still derive pleasure in disparaging the efforts of Men of God. You don't have a right to do that. Go read up your bible to understand the perils u are subjecting yourself to by so doing.
Re: Pastor Enoch Adeboye Reveals 2015 Prophecies by tjskii(f): 12:38pm On Jan 01, 2015
Why am I vexed at d plenty daddyy d op is usin and at d proohecisis .am I becomin evil undecided
Re: Pastor Enoch Adeboye Reveals 2015 Prophecies by megacool360(m): 12:40pm On Jan 01, 2015
unmask:
Under the individual section, subsection 3: it says some of you... Most likely politicians

Under the international section, subsection 1: I ask who needs scientific and medical breakthrough when you have the King of Kings? You say unto this ailment go and it will go....

Hmmmmm

Hahahaha. Can you imagine? And how much do you always say it to that ailment? You'll be the first to throw aside this your statement and rush to the lab for tests, clinics for check ups/diagnosis and down to the pharmacy to ask for very effective medication at the slightest suspicion of any body malfunction and even advise friends/family to do so. Yet, here you are asking who needs scientific and medical breakthrough when there are so many life threatening ailments and diseases today. You probably wouldn't barb your hair if a clipper was used on someone and about to be used on you without being properly sterilized (if you dont own one), you sure wouldn't allow some instruments used on one patient to be used on you for the fear of some deadly diseases. And yet you ask who needs scientific and medical breakthrough. Researches and advancements in HIV, Cancer, Ebola et al treatments don't seem like scientific and medical breakthroughs to you right?

This is the most hilarious comment i've seen in a while now. Some people just comment on issues for typing sake. Oga, even in the bible, physicians existed and atleast i know Luke a great apostle of God was one. Much as God has the power to do everything, he doesn't always do everything and that's why he blessed man with the brains to work.

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Re: Pastor Enoch Adeboye Reveals 2015 Prophecies by nora544: 12:41pm On Jan 01, 2015
fumebi:
@expel u have said it's non of your business. Let it end there please. Allow those of us that are interested to act as advised. It really pains me so much that some good for nothing member's in this forum still derive pleasure in disparaging the efforts of Men of God. You don't have a right to do that. Go read up your bible to understand the perils u are subjecting yourself to by so doing.
Please Adeboye is not a man of God he is a man mad God, because a real christian whill not buy a private jet and build an University with the money from his poor followers to enrich himself and build his own empire.

In america the people who belong to the pentecost/charismatic group are the people with the lowest income.

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Re: Pastor Enoch Adeboye Reveals 2015 Prophecies by vooks: 12:43pm On Jan 01, 2015
When God is silent, men spew the most rabid glib
Re: Pastor Enoch Adeboye Reveals 2015 Prophecies by Esdb(m): 12:44pm On Jan 01, 2015
exxell:
All these are not prophecies na.... These are just permutations based on random happenings.... Chai. My people really perish because of lack of wisdom.... Hosea 4:6. Same way God will show TB Joshua planes that will crash but will not show him that his church will crash? None of my business though!
This is how you people carry curses that are not yours. You don't know when to stop putting off your 'know it all game". Hmm none of my business though!
Re: Pastor Enoch Adeboye Reveals 2015 Prophecies by sammhi(m): 12:54pm On Jan 01, 2015
KingMEXX:
Sorry to disappoint, but the man has actually not said much...Like someone said earlier, he did more of permutations than prophecy..

they are wishes not prophecies..
....not permutations too

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Re: Pastor Enoch Adeboye Reveals 2015 Prophecies by Esdb(m): 12:54pm On Jan 01, 2015
nora544:

Please Adeboye is not a man of God he is a man mad God, because a real christian whill not buy a private jet and build an University with the money from his poor followers to enrich himself and build his own empire.
In america the people who belong to the pentecost/charismatic group are the people with the lowest income.
FYI fool he didn't but the private Jet it was bought for him. There was a time students couldn't pay their tuition fees at rccg's University and the V.C was about sending them off. He asked the V.C not to and cleared their fees go and ask!. Do you know there was a time this man gave out all his gratuity because 'God' told him to do so? He is now here enjoying the labours of his sacrifice you expect him to continuue to suffer because bastards like you can't make it in life?? He runs a private University, manages camp and missions with church offering and genorous giving unlike the federal Goverment that manages deteriorated federal universites with oil money. So he should reduce the fees to 20k and let animals like you later rubbish him of subpar education. THINK BEFORE YOU TALK. I WONDER HOW IMBECILOUS SLOW POKES LIKE YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT?! America fyi is a country where paastors come out as lesbians,gays, have their dickkkk pictures leaked, dress like club goers, a place where choir members twerk in service. Mtcheww you are a fool if you don't know o.
Re: Pastor Enoch Adeboye Reveals 2015 Prophecies by yemivictor: 1:01pm On Jan 01, 2015
mpatu1:
God bless my Daddy G.o and family and all RCCG members including other christian all over the world.#theburdenbearer

When you say #theburdenbearer, i hope you're referring to Jesus Christ of Nazareth?

Happy, lovely and wonderful new year to us all!!!
Re: Pastor Enoch Adeboye Reveals 2015 Prophecies by yemivictor: 1:13pm On Jan 01, 2015
Omotolu:
...you are a big time nailer-you nailed it...

You mean he's an experienced carpenter?

Hehehehe... just kidding, please.

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Re: Pastor Enoch Adeboye Reveals 2015 Prophecies by bimzy1212(f): 1:17pm On Jan 01, 2015
Amen
Re: Pastor Enoch Adeboye Reveals 2015 Prophecies by Nobody: 1:27pm On Jan 01, 2015
Omooba77:
God please let my harvest come quickly now.....
.

Dont forget to bring it into the storehouse.
I will send my account number soon

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Re: Pastor Enoch Adeboye Reveals 2015 Prophecies by megacool360(m): 1:27pm On Jan 01, 2015
teufelein:
yoruba men and their craziness. Pastor Enoch Adeboye is one of the crazy mad underdogs/[size=13pt]ugly vultures[/size] out there to rob, plunder and deceive guillible minds. intelligent folks should find a way to stone him to dead. he's a thief, robber and 419 scammer of unintelligent nigerians..

Hahahahaha. What is this one ranting about. Put yourself together and put up something meaningful. "Intelligent folks should find a way to stone him to death", thought you were among these intelligent folks? Why haven't you stoned him to death? Or are you implying that you are also among the unintelligent folks? You have just come out here full of confusion and contradiction of yourself. I advise you take a nap and when you wake up, you'd be less frustrated and better coordinated to put up something reasonable.

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Re: Pastor Enoch Adeboye Reveals 2015 Prophecies by yemivictor: 1:29pm On Jan 01, 2015
akpumping7720:
I claim my own good portion from the prayers IJN

Amen! Me too...
Re: Pastor Enoch Adeboye Reveals 2015 Prophecies by noetic16(m): 1:32pm On Jan 01, 2015
@op

that rubbish definitely did not come from God. adeboye is a false prophet, a sellout and one of those preparing d way for the antichrist (freemason / jahbulon)

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Re: Pastor Enoch Adeboye Reveals 2015 Prophecies by kristie26(f): 1:36pm On Jan 01, 2015
Amen
Re: Pastor Enoch Adeboye Reveals 2015 Prophecies by 36STATES: 1:37pm On Jan 01, 2015
This fraudster has started again this year. What happened to earlier prophesies. Exactly this time last year he claimed Boko Harem would end 2014. I don't think I gonna give him the benefit of doubt this year again.

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Re: Pastor Enoch Adeboye Reveals 2015 Prophecies by Nobody: 1:42pm On Jan 01, 2015
Who is Daddy, is it God or Adeboye ??

grin
Re: Pastor Enoch Adeboye Reveals 2015 Prophecies by starlingbawa(m): 1:42pm On Jan 01, 2015
I STRONGLY key into all what the man of God has just revealed.

God Bless us all immensely!!!
Re: Pastor Enoch Adeboye Reveals 2015 Prophecies by nora544: 1:42pm On Jan 01, 2015
36STATES:
This fraudster has started again this year. What happened to earlier prophesies. Exactly this time last year he claimed Boko Harem would end 2014. I don't think I gonna give him the benefit of doubt this year again.

Yeah that is tru and that the year 2014 will be better than 2013.

you forgot the 100 fasting that will change nigeria and what happen , it got worse and than come this with the girls, the many bombs......

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Re: Pastor Enoch Adeboye Reveals 2015 Prophecies by Nobody: 1:43pm On Jan 01, 2015
36STATES:
This fraudster has started again this year. What happened to earlier prophesies. Exactly this time last year he claimed Boko Harem would end 2014. I don't think I gonna give him the benefit of doubt this year again.

I agree, all these his generic rubbish being paraded as prophecy and the clueless followers will shout Amen.smh

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Re: Pastor Enoch Adeboye Reveals 2015 Prophecies by yemivictor: 1:45pm On Jan 01, 2015
I join my faith with those of like minds and in agreement that 2015 shall be a year of bountiful harvests for us IJN. Amen!!!
Re: Pastor Enoch Adeboye Reveals 2015 Prophecies by zionwol: 1:48pm On Jan 01, 2015
exxell:
All these are not prophecies na.... These are just permutations based on random happenings.... Chai. My people really perish because of lack of wisdom.... Hosea 4:6. Same way God will show TB Joshua planes that will crash but will not show him that his church will crash? None of my business though!

That is your song for 2015.
Say your own permutation, and let us hear.
Are you Deaf or Dumb that you can not hear a single word or see any revelation for 2015.

Please give us one example of what prophecies should look like.

Mr whatwhat......
Re: Pastor Enoch Adeboye Reveals 2015 Prophecies by megacool360(m): 1:55pm On Jan 01, 2015
Esdb:
FYI fool he didn't but the private Jet it was bought for him. There was a time students couldn't pay their tuition fees at rccg's University and the V.C was about sending them off. He asked the V.C not to and cleared their fees go and ask!. Do you know there was a time this man gave out all his gratuity because 'God' told him to do so? He is now here enjoying the labours of his sacrifice you expect him to continuue to suffer because bastards like you can't make it in life?? He runs a private University, manages camp and missions with church offering and genorous giving unlike the federal Goverment that manages deteriorated federal universites with oil money. So he should reduce the fees to 20k and let animals like you later rubbish him of subpar education. THINK BEFORE YOU TALK. I WONDER HOW IMBECILOUS SLOW POKES LIKE YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT?! America fyi is a country where paastors come out as lesbians,gays, have their dickkkk pictures leaked, dress like club goers, a place where choir members twerk in service. Mtcheww you are a fool if you don't know o.

God bless you sir. Thank you very much. Some people jump onto threads just to spew utter gibberish. People would never realize it when you are busy sowing your seeds in pains and tears but when you emerge reaping in joy and laughter, they come all out on you to devour you. All these critics have in no way sown a dime into his ministry and yet they are the loudest in painting him black. People who do the sowing/giving ain't complaining and some crap critics are taking overdose panadol for others' headaches.

A WORD OF ADVICE: If any thinks it's his/her sowing into the ministry that keeps the church and the man of God flourishing, then let he/she cease sowing/giving let's see whether the church goes broke. God is not mocked, people.

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Re: Pastor Enoch Adeboye Reveals 2015 Prophecies by luckyman1010(m): 1:55pm On Jan 01, 2015
Ecobidi:
Abeg Lemme add mine 'Come 2015 PRESIDENT GEJ WILL WIN THE GENERAL ELECTION THROUGH A LANDSLIDE VICTORY'
In your dream and loose in life move to Otuoke,
Re: Pastor Enoch Adeboye Reveals 2015 Prophecies by zionwol: 1:58pm On Jan 01, 2015
frosbel:
Who is Daddy, is it God or Adeboye ??

grin

What do you call your baba........boy ? abi?
Non-sense.

If you can call your biological father..... Daddy, then you must be out of your mind if you see any crime calling another elderly man, who is even better than your father in all ways and more successful, ...a DADDY

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