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Re: Me, The Girls, And My Guys Dem by Samileey(m): 9:35pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
Ah some ppl can ask question o. SMH |
Re: Me, The Girls, And My Guys Dem by SelinaBrown(f): 10:53pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
suxxman:I'm here now......Happy New Year to you too...... |
Re: Me, The Girls, And My Guys Dem by Nobody: 11:04pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
--continuation-- I felt someone tap me. "flames wake up we don late for work". I opened my eyes lazily, captain was putting on a purple shirt. I wondered were he was going to. Ohhh he Said we are going to work. Which work? Did i tell him i want to work? "which work be dat? I tell you Say i wan work?" i said as i stood up from bed. "if you no work were money we go take chau? You know say we dey alone now, or you go join them?" "ahhhh why you go talk like that na. Abeg we still the parole together o". I brushed, had my bath and put on jeans trouser with a black top. Rock and Joe came knocking. "bros no vex for that thing were happen yesterday o"joe said smiling. It was shown he wasn't remorsefull. "no vex o abeg" rock added with a frown on his face. I turned to see captain reaction, he appeared cool. "alrite"captain said and stood up from the bed, nudging me to come out. "una know say una vex am well well." i said standing up. "i knw na, na Why i wan apologise" Joe said. "and you still the smile?" he shrugged, stood up and they took their leave. I got outside, captain was sitting on the log of wood. "bros you still dey vex? Koool your temper Na" i said resting my hands on his shoulder. "i no dey vex dey guy just the stupid me" he said. We both walked down the street. Captain said he wants to buy something at a shop. I had forgotten the night incidence. I didn't know captain destinations was the woman shop. As we got nearer, i passed one of the woman that joined in laughing walked past me. I immediately recognized her by her fat butty. We got to the shop, i was shaking my leg. We sat and offered for beer. The young girl wasn't around. I couldnt bring my self to look her in the eyes "mr blue good afternoon. You have no giving me my monies" she said. Ahhh! I don forget wallet. "ma am not with it naw, ill give you later" i raised my head to see her reaction. she gave me a murderous look. 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Me, The Girls, And My Guys Dem by Nobody: 11:06pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
SelinaBrown: Wishing 'Us' the best..... |
Re: Me, The Girls, And My Guys Dem by Nobody: 11:13pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
SelinaBrown:welcome honey, we missed you |
Re: Me, The Girls, And My Guys Dem by justicesky24(m): 1:09am On Jan 03, 2015 |
Baba blue the update small o |
Re: Me, The Girls, And My Guys Dem by harjibolar10(m): 2:18am On Jan 03, 2015 |
Okay let's go dude #stillfollowing |
Re: Me, The Girls, And My Guys Dem by Nobody: 8:48am On Jan 03, 2015 |
Goodmorning all. Update drop sonnest |
Re: Me, The Girls, And My Guys Dem by harjibolar10(m): 8:55am On Jan 03, 2015 |
Bluestarry: Baba Blue... Watin you dey plan for the other story now? "Who offended the gods" Good morning big boss |
Re: Me, The Girls, And My Guys Dem by SelinaBrown(f): 9:51am On Jan 03, 2015 |
suxxman:I know..... |
Re: Me, The Girls, And My Guys Dem by SelinaBrown(f): 9:52am On Jan 03, 2015 |
Bluestarry:I missed everyone too....... |
Re: Me, The Girls, And My Guys Dem by Nobody: 10:39am On Jan 03, 2015 |
SelinaBrown: |
Re: Me, The Girls, And My Guys Dem by DJMONACO(m): 2:16pm On Jan 03, 2015 |
blue na iron pant u nid gan |
Re: Me, The Girls, And My Guys Dem by ritababe(f): 3:48pm On Jan 03, 2015 |
Oga bluestarry i nor understand this your story again oh. Na so we girls come cheap for your eye |
Re: Me, The Girls, And My Guys Dem by Nobody: 8:23pm On Jan 03, 2015 |
Continuation "how much you hold am?" captain asked me. "na only N200 o" "wetin you come buy?" "na bread o. I no give you bread yesterday?" i said trying to recall where i kept the bread. "i no see any bread o" "or i bring bread come back o or Joe don carry am?" "joe no enter room na. We dey go market today o" "wetin you wan buy?" "we go pot na. Make i pay this woman " he paid the woman and we walked out of the shop. We went home, i took my wallet and wore a trouser. "where una dey go?"joe asked. "we wan go chop goat" captain said. "ahhhh! We dey come o" they both rush in to wear their clothes. Captain and i laughed. "bring una wallet oo" i added. -- "ahhh? Na Uta ebbot joint be dis?"joe asked as we got to the market. I laughed. "no worry your throat the scratch? We wan buy somethings first" captain said as we alighted from the keke. We paid the man and walked into the market. "wetin you wan buy? " Joe asked frowning. "wait you go see but you go follow add money" i said We reached the area where pot were displayed. We all gave captain 5k. Captain divided us into group. Me and rock we were to buy foodstuffs. While Joe and captain were to buy utensils. We bought okro, meat, maggi etc. Our buying was fast. We had bought all we came for. "we fast o captain dem no go finish their own. Oboy see nyash" rock mouthed, his mouth agape. I trailed his eyes and met a woman whose nyash wasn't as big as Mrs Sandra's own not to talk of chioma or the woman at the shop.I hissed "so na this one you call nyash?" i Said. "atleast de gehh try" "you get pity sha, na Joe teach you" we walked out of the market after purchasing all we came for. Rock said we should call captain and asked if they were done with theirs. " afa we don finish o una nko" "na only me the buy o Joe talk say person was see am" "so na only you dey. You don finish?" "na only pot remain and we go buy two" "which part you dey make we come" he described the area and we went there. When we got there, he had bought the pot, we packed the goods to the road and boarded a taxi home. On getting home, rock paid the Cabman. The door to our apartment was opened, we were surprised. "na who open door na" rock asked. "you sure say you lock door flames" captain said as we approached the door. We were also surprised to see two shoes on the doormat. One was Joe's own and the other was a female. We opened the door, walked through the corridor. I pushed opened the door of Joe and rocks room, a girl was on the bed, only on her tight and shimi, Joe was on singlet Squatting beside her, backing the door. The girl seeing me, sprang up and covered her breasts with her shirts. Rock and captain pushed the door opened and barged in. "what the hell is going on here" captain said as he stepped into the room his eyes brows pulling together. Joe was sweating. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Me, The Girls, And My Guys Dem by Aghans(m): 8:31pm On Jan 03, 2015 |
I nw begin 2 love captain as he is behaving matured. Abeg com update sharp sharp. Tanx 4 ur story that always keep me busy throughout my Christmas break. |
Re: Me, The Girls, And My Guys Dem by Nobody: 10:28pm On Jan 03, 2015 |
Guys i need ur comment to move on...critics are welcome |
Re: Me, The Girls, And My Guys Dem by DahtzFestjayz: 10:33pm On Jan 03, 2015 |
Present Sir. |
Re: Me, The Girls, And My Guys Dem by YINKS89(m): 11:25pm On Jan 03, 2015 |
Come nd continue b4 i loose ma patience oooo..... |
Re: Me, The Girls, And My Guys Dem by OlufemiWhit(m): 11:47pm On Jan 03, 2015 |
Please no one should criticise the writer in any way....corrections can be made tho... Keep it up Blue |
Re: Me, The Girls, And My Guys Dem by justicesky24(m): 11:49pm On Jan 03, 2015 |
Nice work baba blue |
Re: Me, The Girls, And My Guys Dem by Charlesedet25(m): 7:12am On Jan 04, 2015 |
Dat Landlordship wer captain der try do xo no go help am o, warn am against it Oooo, we nd our mornin dose bozz |
Re: Me, The Girls, And My Guys Dem by Nobody: 1:31pm On Jan 04, 2015 |
Happy Sunday guys...update coming up... |
Re: Me, The Girls, And My Guys Dem by Nobody: 1:39pm On Jan 04, 2015 |
I love this story... I go like make captain bully the betrayer(joe) small |
Re: Me, The Girls, And My Guys Dem by justicesky24(m): 4:27pm On Jan 04, 2015 |
Elementdaking:me too o |
Re: Me, The Girls, And My Guys Dem by Holluwaphlexy(m): 5:08pm On Jan 04, 2015 |
I Bn Tnk Xay Na Hw Dat Season 1 Go End B Dat Bt Thank God Xay U Dun Cum Bak U Ur Senses Cuz U Dun Bring Me An Oda Fud* Tnx Bro |
Re: Me, The Girls, And My Guys Dem by Nobody: 8:12pm On Jan 04, 2015 |
Continuation Joe brought a girl home saying he want to see someone. It really vexed us. Captain left the room without trouble. "that guy get mind o" i said. "he get mind lie give me na wetin the vex me be that." "oya no vex na make we go cook" rock said. We went inside and packed in the goods. Captain once again divided the works. I don't know what wrong with him and division of labour. "flames oya go pound pepper and crayfish sharp sharp hunger dey wire me" captain said. "ahhhhh i no go fit o" i so much hated that process. "if you like. Rock go cut okro, boil meat and warm am" "ahhh bros that one too much na" rock complained. I laughed at the expresssion on his face, he almost cried. He hated those process as i hated mine. I usually eat from fast food, and if i cook na indomie or rice. I will always remain the seasonings. "you wetin you go do" rock asked. "ahhh go supervise na" "thunder fire you" rock cursed. "you too" captain replied. "so na who go cook am. Joe no go join? After e go chop" "rock go call Joe give me Naw naw" he said. Rock went out murmuring incoherent words. He came back with Joe. Joe came in with fears in his eyes. He thought he was going to face trial. He went over to captain and started pleading. "if you don beg finish oya do make we cook" i said. "your punishments be say na you go cook the soup. You sabi cook okro shebi? I no wan chop poison" captain said. "ahhhh bros na " he Exclaimed. "all of una just lazy, una papa and mama no try atallll! He said. "you nko? You no fit cook? you go fit cook for bed ba?" rock asked. The question almost gave him an upper cut blow. He ran out laughing. We all settled down to prepare the food. The door opened and Joe's babe came in, wrapper tied around her waist. We were all surprised.c. Even Joe was. "hi guys.....am vicky" she said. We all replied and introduced ourselves. It was then i took note of her beauty, curves and wonderful edges. She was an epitome of beauty. Though not well blessed frantically, she gathered well for behind. Joe was lucky, very lucky i mean. She went over and pecked Joe and proceeded to help him light the stove, an act he spent minutes doing. I can swear Joe have never cooked in his life before. "what are guys cooking?" she asked. "we dey cook elephant" i replied. Ahhh ahhh which kind question? She don see okro, meat, and garri, she still the ask. "watch your tongue o" Joe warned. She helped a lot in the preparation of the meal. Intact she was the one that cooked. I even thanked Joe for bringing her. When the food was done, she shared the food. I ate with rock, Joe ate with her and captain ate alone. I didn't forget to pray before eating, she put witch na. I didn trust anything girl again, they can kill you know. I almost spoke in tongues. Rock did me something ill never forget in a Hurry. All the meat i fantasied eating after the meal where gone in a flash. Just like that. "ahhh rock eat slowly na.. You dey do competition?" i asked. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Me, The Girls, And My Guys Dem by Nobody: 8:19pm On Jan 04, 2015 |
Aghans:thanks oga..my pleasure |
Re: Me, The Girls, And My Guys Dem by Nobody: 8:19pm On Jan 04, 2015 |
DahtzFestjayz:welcome boss |
Re: Me, The Girls, And My Guys Dem by Nobody: 8:20pm On Jan 04, 2015 |
YINKS89:updated |
Re: Me, The Girls, And My Guys Dem by Nobody: 8:20pm On Jan 04, 2015 |
OlufemiWhit:thanks man 1 Like |
Re: Me, The Girls, And My Guys Dem by Nobody: 8:21pm On Jan 04, 2015 |
justicesky24:thanks 1 Like 1 Share |
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