Charlesedet25:
Dat Landlordship wer captain der try do xo no go help am o, warn am against it Oooo, we nd our mornin dose bozz

e go hear nweee

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He gave me that dey-dia-dey-mumz look. I digged-in in a rush. I started meeting his space but he was always faster.
"next Time i no dey chop with you again" i said.
"you don't know who you are dealing with" captain said. I gave him a glance, he was munching his enormous cow meat. I salivated at the sight.
That was when i digged my fingers in the hot okro soup, hoping to come in contact with meat. For where? Even bone i no touch.
"why you dey put finger for soup?" rock asked.
"where are the meats i saw in this plate of soup" i spoke English after a long time.
Vicky gave me a pitiful look.
I roamed again, seeing and not coming in contact with any dead flesh, i raised alarm.
"chissssssssssooooossss ooo" i said almost in whisper.
"wetin na" Joe asked.
"don't you know you are disturbing my babe here with your noise?" he added . Vicky smacked his shoulders playfully
"rock don chop meat finish o"
"shuoooooooo! No be me wash am?" rock said licking his hands. I sheepishly stopped eating and glared angrily at him.

After minutes of stares, i looked down to continue eating having in mind to revenge when table comes my side. Lo! I Met an empty plate of soup. A dry bone was placed in the middle.
I cried. He gently stood up, washed his hands and left me to suffer my fate.
I stared at the empty plate of soup and water gathered in my eyes. Was i going to sleep hungry? No! god forbid.
"thunder go fire rock for this world" i cursed.
"your father too" i heard from outside. Joe, captain and vicky laughed.
I didn't eat any thing sef. I blamed captain for bonding me with rock, i blamed Joe for not intervening, i blamed vicky for coming, if she didn't came and we prepared the food alone, believe me nobody for chop the food, shit for sweet pass am. Salts for too much or pepper for much. She cooked the food to be delicious and that prompted rock to steal meat. He dosent know stealing is a sin? Hell fire is real my brethrens.

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After the meal, i went out to get some fresh air. I sat on the log of wood reminscing of my ordeal with rock. My thoughts went far and wide. I remembered i didn't call the sexy waitress. I brought out my phone and dial her number. She didn't pick at first but at the second ring. I braved up and put on my sexiest voice.
"hello.... beauty" i said praying she should remember me cos girls too dey form.
"please who is this?"
"am the guy you gave your number at Kelly's eatery daybefore yesterday"
"ohhhh.... I thought you will never call" thank god she remembered me and was expecting my call.
"i've been very busy lately and my battery was flat"
"ifa hia! Don't use that line o guys use too much"
"am serious o I've been thinking about your beautiful face"
"so how have you been?" she avoided those lines... I smiled.
"am fine....please are you on whatsapp?..."
"ya...any problem"
"no.... Is this the number? Let me add you... I don't have much airtime"
"ok" she hang up.
I login and added her, her pix was on white. I wasn't her, maybe her sister. It so much Resembled her.
The first message she sent to me was
"honey send me airtime" ahhh ahhh! Shuoooooooo!.
My eye bulged. Na so e go be? I swallowed and typed.
"okay dear....how much do you want?"
"5k will do" i screamed.

Nice 1 oga bab Blue, but dis post cum short lyk sey u dey cook indomie..


*modified*
Na naw u come jare, abeg chop E-knuckle. 5k 4 airtime u 4 ask her weda na devil she wan call..

BeeBeeOoh:
Nice 1 oga bab Blue, but dis post cum short lyk sey u dey cook indomie..

modified

So na becus of 5k u shout, but if na to enter the jungle na u go dey happy abi?

ritababe:
So na becus of 5k u shout, but if na to enter the jungle na u go dey happy abi?

baby shun dat tin o just chating na 5k den if i want enter jungle nko?

Babe them wicked, they like card. Man of fire na im good for u, u too like free pussy, pay before service.
Man on blue u 2much but no 4get 2 update oooooooooooooo

Bluestarry:
baby shun dat tin o just chating na 5k den if i want enter jungle nko?

na 100k b jungle

Aghans:

na 100k b jungle

shuoooooooo nobody for Bleep again

Update drops tomorrow my battery is low

Bluestarry:
shuoooooooo nobody for Bleep again

if jungle na 100k atleast ur dick 4 nor get control u, u 4 dey tell ur dick 3 times a year, na im b 300k u go dey spend 4 jungle

Bluestarry:
baby shun dat tin o just chating na 5k den if i want enter jungle nko?

person wey dey find something na im leg dey long pass

5k airtime, wetin hapun na ah ahh she won call GEJ ni?

5k airtime. Na oleburuku. Barawo she be.

nice write up........ bt shey dem dey login and logout of watsapp nii

5k for airtime? Over my dead body, Na international call she won yarn. Thou shalt not bleep again?

Chaiii 5k say u dey sponsor fo skul

tommyopera:
nice write up........ bt shey dem dey login and logout of watsapp nii

notifications go still come na.,. U suppose understand wetin i d talk na

oga blue nice . Try check out A NIGHT TO REMEMBER, let me know how e dey

“5k e go do" *lmao*

Morning don reach na

--continuation--
I went inside the house minutes later after the chat. All the Niggers were assembled in our room. I went and sat down.
"flames where are you coming from" captain asked.
"from your papa house "
vicky came in and sat beside Joe. Was she not going?
"as i was saying, we go all start work tomorrow...."
"work for wetin ? I tell you say i wan work?" i said.
"ask am o if na money una want, i get " Joe said, vicky rubbed his back and whispered something to him.
I was really angry at rock. My eye darted down his stomach, his stomach bulged. He ate really well.
"rock i no like wetin you do atall "
"ahhh ahhh i think say e don pass. This place resemble your father house" captain asked.
I glared at him, his stomach bulged out too, same with Joe. Vicky own was hidden.
"blue come let me go put for you" vicky said. A smile lit up my face.
"food? Dat one na tomorrow we dey chop am" captain said.
Vicky stood up and went out. Emerging later with two plate of food. I thanked her a millions time, i even kiss her toes.
"thank you no mind them... I go marry you" i said as i collected her the plates.
"you wan wetin? " Joe asked glaring at me.
"you think say you go marry this angel? You no deserve am" i said.
"you think say she be chinyere or aminat?"
vicky was blushing.
"e dey okay ooo" vicky said.
I digged into my food. Captain and rock were staring hungrily at me.
"people go die today o" i said and swallowed a ball of garri.
"blue abeg remain give na" rock begged.
"so let me know more about you guys....blue you first" vicky said.
"ahhh ahhh Make Joe start first" i said.
"common ..."rock said.
"us we already did.. Your turn...." captain said.
"okay....my name is Victoria, am, students of uncal... Studying business admi........"
"honey e dey okay no tell dem again" Joe said.
I had a call it was chinyere.
My food was almost finished, i stood up and went out to answer the call.

"hello honey......"
"baby how are you.." i replied.
"am not happy with you"
"what the problem honey?"
"when last did you call?" she asked feigning annoyance.
"baby is not like that na see..."
"is like what?"
"am broke honey... Am no longer stayin......"
"what has broke got to do with calling?"
"sorry is not..."
"or you have another girl there?"
"ahhh! How can do that na... You know you are my one and only" she paused.
"keep deceiving yourself.. You know the truth..."
"am not deceiving you.. No girl hav......"
"young man save the sweet talk for babe... Where are you?"
"calabar"
"doing what?"
"i told you am broke, couldn't afford the apartment so i went down here to stay my friends"
"what about your parent? Can't ..."
"honey i don't wanna talk about this now.. Ill call you later..."
"okay.. Bye...enjoy yourself" she hang up.
She don vex? Like who cares? I pocketed my phone and strolled back into the house only to meet an empty plate of soup.
I almost went mad but calmed myself. The guys were rubbing their stomach, captain belched.
I stood staring at the plate for a while.. Rock was laughing. Tears gathered in my eyes as i remembered the meat.
I was not going to Disgrace myself cos of a common meat. I lay on the bed and slept.

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i was having a wonderful dream. I was staffing chioma's wonderful butty when i felt a cold soft hands touch me.
"ahhh ahhh baby steady well let me insert it well" i mouthed out physically. I heard series of laughter at the background.
Slowly i opened my eyes as the sweet cover of sleep evaporated away.
"daaaa!wetin na " i yelled.
"wake up.. Where you keep toothpaste?" captain asked.
Vicky was staring at me with a funny look on her face. She handed me her toothbrush. I angrily stood up and collected. Opened my box and applied the paste on it, i returned it. She collected and went out.
I had 5missed call all from chinyere, i didn't call her at night as i promised. As i was about dialing her number, screams came from the back yard.
I rushed out, only to meet a laughing rock and captain. An angry Joe and a fuming vicky. She bounced over to me like a mother hen and
kpoooooooooaaaa! A wonderful slap came on my cheeks. I saw stars.
"wetin i do na" i cried.
"if you didn't want to give me toothpaste why didn't you say?" she asked. She pushed me outta her way and bounced back into the house.
I turned to my laughing niggers with a question look. Joe walked over and tugged unto my shirt.
"you wan kill my babe abi? Why you put skineal for her brush"

Hahaha, you want to kill somebody, skinel

Weldone blue

Your lucky Joe didnt stab you

Bluestarry weldone. Your dick dan dey itch you abi. After all your fucking smh. Oya come update

Can't stop laughing...

Baba blue, you funny oo, that's awkward thou. But reality, that should not bring about a slap now... Vicky is kind of mean and rude jhoor, I no like her again(cos, I've started likinng her when she don start being nice to my guy, no she con go slap my guy)... Sorry for the slap jawe, *come collect robb make you apply it to ya chick jhoor*

Oya come and update pleaseeeeee

Bros abeg come update, but were u get d skineal from?