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Re: Me, The Girls, And My Guys Dem by Nobody: 6:48pm On Jan 05, 2015
ritababe:
Bros abeg come update, but were u get d skineal from?
from bag na. Good eve ma
Re: Me, The Girls, And My Guys Dem by ritababe(f): 7:03pm On Jan 05, 2015
Bluestarry:
from bag na. Good eve ma
from ur bag or her bag?
Re: Me, The Girls, And My Guys Dem by Nobody: 7:18pm On Jan 05, 2015
ritababe:
from ur bag or her bag?
from mine na , she slept in joe's room, her handbag was with her. I was the one with the toothpaste, i mistakenly used skineal instead of it, i was still very sleepy.
Re: Me, The Girls, And My Guys Dem by ritababe(f): 7:29pm On Jan 05, 2015
Bluestarry:
from mine na , she slept in joe's room, her handbag was with her. I was the one with the toothpaste, i mistakenly used skineal instead of it, i was still very sleepy.
ok ok continue, becareful with that skineal
Re: Me, The Girls, And My Guys Dem by Beachqueen59(f): 8:35pm On Jan 05, 2015
This story is really interesting. Cant wait for the next one, o goodie cheesy
Re: Me, The Girls, And My Guys Dem by DahtzFestjayz: 8:35pm On Jan 05, 2015
No dull us o. Update sharpaly
Re: Me, The Girls, And My Guys Dem by Nobody: 9:00pm On Jan 05, 2015
Beachqueen59:
This story is really interesting. Cant wait for the next one, o goodie cheesy
welcome angel
Re: Me, The Girls, And My Guys Dem by obumsway(m): 9:18pm On Jan 05, 2015
*runs out of ghost mode*
blue you be man we sabi indeed !!!!!........ ibeg give us more !!!!
Re: Me, The Girls, And My Guys Dem by justicesky24(m): 10:16pm On Jan 05, 2015
Buuuuuhaaahaaaa
Re: Me, The Girls, And My Guys Dem by joelpearl: 10:34pm On Jan 05, 2015
update very fast
Re: Me, The Girls, And My Guys Dem by Aghans(m): 10:42pm On Jan 05, 2015
Oga Bluestarry where u dey, come update na. Am running out of patience. Abi u no see free pussy 2day.
Re: Me, The Girls, And My Guys Dem by Nobody: 11:00pm On Jan 05, 2015
--continuation--
Breakfast came and i was paired with captain. Rock ate alone and Joe with vicky.

"ahhh captain na" i cried.

He ignored me and increased his pace. He was was eating with great speed , Dexterity and gusto.

I couldn't take it any longer, i raised the plate of soup.

"drop food make i chop jare" he said.

"make person chop na" vicky said. I shot her a glare and she shot back.

Captain dragged the plate down and the soup spilt over. I expected to see meat rolling out but saw none, that was when it dawned on me that i was in for it.

"why you pour soup flames?" captain asked glaring at me. I grinned.

"you too like food, na so your papa chop when im small? " i asked.

"na so wetin?" he asked his Hands going into the garri.
I sheepishly said it again.

"chisoooosss" i yelled as a big ball of garri struck my eyes, making it go temporarily blind. The heat, size and the speed it came on me was terrible. My eyes lids felt as if it had been roasted, roasted by a hot ball of garri.

I expected the niggers to come to my aid. For where? "e don roast my eye o" i screamed again to draw their attention.

No response. I opened one eye, captain was squatting with rock, with a ball of garri in his hands. He was begging rock to follow him eat, rock was shrugging his his almighty head. I feared it will roll off.

"make una come my eyes o" i screamed yet again as the peppery liquid entered my eyes.

"young man keep shut, don't blind my ears with your screams" ahhh rock murdered it. Shuo! Dem dey blind ear? Series of laughter rocked the walls of the room.
Even Rock joined in laughing at his stupidity not knowing he was the centre of amusement. Na im laugh pass sef.

"no be only blind e go blind you" captain said rolling on the ground.

Slowly, i stood up, rinsed my hands, and headed out of the room.

"flames come clean this soup where you pour" captain said.

"ame damma?* are you crazy?*" i asked.

"uso *your father*"


Around 9pm, vicky left saying she want to attend lectures.

"oya blue come carry my bag give me make we reach junction" she ordered. Oboy see insults. Me? Carry bag? Like say na me dey fvck am?

"you know hear wetin dem talk?"captain Said. I would have love to carry it o atleast to have a chat with her on her way. I remembered that slap and the laughter, ahhh i dey mad?

I looked at them to be sure they still had their heads on.
I went inside, took my phone and wallet and walked out of the house. They niggers were surprise at my actions.
I had no destination but my legs took me to iyawo place, it the shop owned by the ikebe woman.

I sat on one of her chairs. The young girl wasn't around, maybe she went to school cause it was a Tuesday morning.
I ordered for lacasera and bread. People were trooping into the shop, soon it was full with guys.

They all had henesy on their table. Some came with their babes. I was the only odd one in the shop with lacasera and a dry bread.

Stares were coming my direction, i adjusted uncomfortably

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Re: Me, The Girls, And My Guys Dem by Nobody: 11:05pm On Jan 05, 2015
A guy pulled up his chair to my table.

"afa" he said.

"50km" he smiled.

"my name na kush" he sure resembled, his lips were dark black

"i be flames sorry blue" everybody were listening.

"which one na ok ill call you lacasera" he said. Laughter erupted in the shop, even iyawo was laughing. I was embarrassed.

"you are new here ?"

"ya"

"i bin wan give you something " he Said bringing out weed. Ahhh! I hate weed pass girl. Na weed give me the name "man on fire"

All eyes were on me. I decided taking it, showing them i was a bad guy, baddest .

I collected and took a "sip" it was sweet. I took the 2nd, it was sweeter, i took the 3rd it was the sweetest 4th.... 9th .

I heard people voice and laughter distant. I felt my eyes grew big and in a flash, i saw myself on the main road, cars were passing by with great speed. I stood up and decided controlling the traffic.

I had no baton, i looked down, they was a bottle of lacasera on the floor, i picked it up and used it as baton. Just then a car with a big bakassi drove pass.

"hey you...yes you...stop...show me your particulars....oya pullover"

i heard distant laughter. Wetin dem put for weed give me? I don mad?

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Re: Me, The Girls, And My Guys Dem by yurme(m): 11:47pm On Jan 05, 2015
Hehehehehe
Re: Me, The Girls, And My Guys Dem by justicesky24(m): 5:12am On Jan 06, 2015
Baba blue dor de crase
Re: Me, The Girls, And My Guys Dem by Nobody: 6:25am On Jan 06, 2015
Good morn all
Re: Me, The Girls, And My Guys Dem by pricelesslove(f): 6:47am On Jan 06, 2015
Hahaha, you Don start to craze.
Re: Me, The Girls, And My Guys Dem by Charlesedet25(m): 7:02am On Jan 06, 2015
Hahahahahahahahaha, dos niggaz don show yhu say den bad pass olamide
Re: Me, The Girls, And My Guys Dem by Nobody: 7:03am On Jan 06, 2015
pricelesslove:
Hahaha, you Don start to craze.
Godforbid. Good am angel, how was ur night?
Re: Me, The Girls, And My Guys Dem by Nobody: 7:18am On Jan 06, 2015
Aghans:
Oga Bluestarry where u dey, come update na. Am running out of patience. Abi u no see free pussy 2day.
updated o
Re: Me, The Girls, And My Guys Dem by Nobody: 7:18am On Jan 06, 2015
Charlesedet25:
Hahahahahahahahaha, dos niggaz don show yhu say den bad pass olamide
lol
Re: Me, The Girls, And My Guys Dem by harjibolar10(m): 7:43am On Jan 06, 2015
My guy don mad ooo

Blue, still following shaa ooo
Re: Me, The Girls, And My Guys Dem by iamprestige: 8:50am On Jan 06, 2015
You dan high be that na. Weed no dey follow person play o. If it gives you order you just have to follow. You're even lucky your own was to control traffic. Oya bLuestarrY come Update

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Re: Me, The Girls, And My Guys Dem by Nobody: 9:12am On Jan 06, 2015
iamprestige:
You dan high be that na. Weed no dey follow person play o. If it gives you order you just have to follow. You're even lucky your own was to control traffic. Oya bLuestarrY come Update
update comes later
Re: Me, The Girls, And My Guys Dem by Nobody: 12:49pm On Jan 06, 2015
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Re: Me, The Girls, And My Guys Dem by Xp01: 1:49pm On Jan 06, 2015
keenly waiting
Bluestarry:
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Re: Me, The Girls, And My Guys Dem by OlufemiWhit(m): 4:54pm On Jan 06, 2015
Bluestarry:
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We don dhy wait since nah...
Re: Me, The Girls, And My Guys Dem by Nobody: 6:34pm On Jan 06, 2015
abeg come update na. I wan see how the tori go turn out.
Re: Me, The Girls, And My Guys Dem by Nobody: 8:32pm On Jan 06, 2015
--continuation--
The car stopped few metres away. I was angry, why didn't it stop where i was? Now i had to walk over to it.

I walked to the car, it was staring at me, it trafficator were blinking intervally.

I tapped the big bakassi as i reached were it stopped.
Kpoooooooooaaaaaa! A slap came on my face. I no even feel the pains sef, but i feel say something slap me.

I Turned, my fellow policeman was staring at me.

"you know who i be? You slapped a policeman?" i screamed. I threw away my baton and charged at the car.

A great push came from my side and i fell on the floor with a great thud. My fellow man had pushed me.

I was very angry. Why would a policeman push his fellow man? I was going to report to the d.p.o. I sprang up and headed out of the area.

I was flying on my way to the dpo's office. Seemed my Legs weren't touching ground.

My wings hurt, i needed a place to land. Turning left i saw a well laid bed. I was surprise, why would a bed be laid by the road side? It was well laid. Look as if it was laid specially for me. I mouthed silent prayer for the soul who laid it.

It was the largest bed I've ever seen. It wasn't only one, i couldnt count, they were much. They were milky in colour.
I flew and landed on the bed. It was very strong and rough. I laid down. Most of the cars had stopped and were looking my direction. Policemen were all over the place, staring and pointing at me.

"una think say i no go tell DPO say you push me? Make i rest first" i shouted. I heard distant laughter. Some of the cars had big and round bonnet, some had flat, some had big boot, some had flat.

They policemen had a weird snake and big mangos fruit hanging between their legs. Somewhere long and fat, some were otherwise

I wanted to alarm them but decided against it.

Make the snake bite make them suffer. I thought allowed. I smiled at my discovery, closed my eyes and rested.


I woke up with a banging headache. My worms were on riot as pang of hunger striked me. I winced in pains as my eyes adjusted to the bright environment.

With banging headache i lifted my head and looked around. I was shocked to see myself in a strange environment.
I laid on blocks or bricks which were arranged in square like pattern. They were all over the environment. I was scared. Why was i here? Who brought me here?how did i get here? The questions flashed through my mind as i took note of my environment.

It was morning. I was in a building site. Men were all about the place, carrying bricks up the uncompleted building. I was scared to the bone. I tried recalling how i got here but the only scenes i remembered was i drinking lacasera in iyawo's place.

With haste, i stood. My wallet was in my left pocket. And my phone in right. My watch was gone.

I opened, all my money were gone. N50 was left and a torn N20. I was confused.

I walked to one of the men that were working, he ignored me as if i was a ghost.

"oga abeg were i dey" i asked with a shaking voice. He looked at me in pity. He laughed.

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Re: Me, The Girls, And My Guys Dem by Nobody: 8:36pm On Jan 06, 2015
--continuation--
"you dey school road" he said. Ehhhhhh! School road? How go take reach house with N50 and a torn N20? I still had a very long way to go. I was gonna spend atleast 1k before i reach home. But where will i get the money?

In my confused state, i walked out of the site, my head hanging down. Weed don do me oooo!
Re: Me, The Girls, And My Guys Dem by alberto2k(m): 8:54pm On Jan 06, 2015
Baba Bluestarry we dey feel u.. More updates abeg
Re: Me, The Girls, And My Guys Dem by Nobody: 8:55pm On Jan 06, 2015
alberto2k:
Baba Bluestarry we dey feel u.. More updates abeg
thanks. Am thinking of moving this story to the literature section. What ya say?

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