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Re: Eight Common Types Of Whatsapp Status by Nobody: 12:50pm On Jan 04, 2015

halmeyd:
4 pill ke? Is either d guy eventually dies or d pussy reaches its elastic limit nd break

hahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha

DEAD!!
Holatin!!!! @4pills? Na horse
Walahi, the girl go run commot...n**ed. reminds me of an incident for my in-law hotel. Naso the girl run commot to reception say she no do again...lmao

@OP, lotta people don't bother/remember to change their whatsapp status.

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Re: Eight Common Types Of Whatsapp Status by Ndaadama: 12:51pm On Jan 04, 2015

My is offline

Re: Eight Common Types Of Whatsapp Status by Jocdon(m): 12:54pm On Jan 04, 2015

Only in Nigeria

Re: Eight Common Types Of Whatsapp Status by Nobody: 12:56pm On Jan 04, 2015

jaybiz007:
Crazy people on my friend's
WhatsApp list..!!

5. From first day their status is,
'Heythere!
I'm using WhatsApp' I Know!
That's why you're on my list!

lol

Re: Eight Common Types Of Whatsapp Status by Kolade354(m): 12:57pm On Jan 04, 2015

Holywizard:
How does it affect the price of condom & tramadol in my school?

is this not the person wey hin cousin die...............In Jennifar voice..........You can lie ooooooooo

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Re: Eight Common Types Of Whatsapp Status by adrelanine: 12:58pm On Jan 04, 2015

Holywizard:
How does it affect the price of condom & tramadol in my school?

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Re: Eight Common Types Of Whatsapp Status by drjay1(m): 12:58pm On Jan 04, 2015

I pity those of u that believe in tramadol! Take 4pills of tramadol and u go vomit out all ur intestinal content! In fact ur hallucination go bad pass that dude wey dey see ghost dey knock him door! D bobo don take tramadol so tay him home movie dreams don becom reality, him com come here dey advertise condom + tramadol combination! Abegiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

Re: Eight Common Types Of Whatsapp Status by jericco1(m): 12:58pm On Jan 04, 2015

mifavour:
what's tramadol for pls

its a powerful painkiller.

after work, one needs to reduce the pains involved...

Re: Eight Common Types Of Whatsapp Status by Nobody: 12:58pm On Jan 04, 2015

good night y'all. i don crash

Re: Eight Common Types Of Whatsapp Status by Joniboi(m): 12:59pm On Jan 04, 2015

Too many children on this thread.

Re: Eight Common Types Of Whatsapp Status by sameesyd(m): 1:01pm On Jan 04, 2015

jaybiz007:
Crazy people on my friend's
WhatsApp list..!!
1. Someone on his status
"Sleeping" since 3 Days!
He's Probably dead.
2. Someone is "Driving" since 5
days!
Guess he reached Dubai!!!
3. Someone's status is "Happy"
since 1 Month.
Living in Paradise??
4. Someone is always
'Available'. How free
Are you??
5. From first day their status is,
'Heythere!
I'm using WhatsApp' I Know!
That's why you're on my list!
6. Someone writes "urgent calls
only".
Don't get it... Are you in the
police or ambulance service?
7. Someone says, "Can't talk. WhatsApp only".
Dude then throw away your
phone..
You are not using the phone's
Primary function
8. Someone is 'at da movies'
for the
past 6
weeks. Either he owns da
theater or sells popcorn there.
Credit:

https://m.facebook.com/macheso90/posts/559131234158843

Platform: Tosyne2much O.S v5.0 lollipop

Anytin u do critics go criticize, hmm wetin we go do weh dem no go talk huh

Cos am guilty of d above

Re: Eight Common Types Of Whatsapp Status by Flexy2vybes(m): 1:02pm On Jan 04, 2015

A frnd of mine has 'happy sunday' ova 2mnthz nw

Abi na evryday b sunday

Re: Eight Common Types Of Whatsapp Status by Nobody: 1:07pm On Jan 04, 2015

mifavour:
at d gym morning afternoon night.

Your looks makes a lotta sense. Ya mama really try.

Re: Eight Common Types Of Whatsapp Status by Nobody: 1:15pm On Jan 04, 2015

Holywizard:
de tin is real. y shud i post thrash in expense of my bro's death. Last nite it disturbed at an aunt place to de extent dat she started crying like a baby.

OK ....

Re: Eight Common Types Of Whatsapp Status by kullozone(m): 1:16pm On Jan 04, 2015

Adesam09:
OK... but why is this on the front page

This website don turn Facebook page

mek we hear word jare

Re: Eight Common Types Of Whatsapp Status by Holywizard: 1:19pm On Jan 04, 2015

mifavour:
what's tramadol for pls

for cooking indomie

Re: Eight Common Types Of Whatsapp Status by Nobody: 1:26pm On Jan 04, 2015

Someones status has been 'in a meeting ' for over 6 months yet she still begs you for credid card...Which Kind poverty meeting be that

Re: Eight Common Types Of Whatsapp Status by illicit(m): 1:36pm On Jan 04, 2015

Holywizard:
How does it affect the price of condom & tramadol in my school?

guy no be u get that thread wey u say ur cousin ghost dey pursue u?

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Re: Eight Common Types Of Whatsapp Status by 100Cents: 1:37pm On Jan 04, 2015

What is Whattsapp Nigga huh

Re: Eight Common Types Of Whatsapp Status by greatnow: 1:41pm On Jan 04, 2015

BeeBeeOoh:
My I just dey folo dis post without certificate like B**ari..

Are you trying to say that your certificate is with Nairaland? lipsrsealed

Re: Eight Common Types Of Whatsapp Status by Nobody: 1:42pm On Jan 04, 2015

holatin:
some guy use it to enhance power for sex, Ve u ever been drilled for 30 minute continually ?
let ur guy take it, four pill less Dan 30 minute before.......

Tramadol is a narcotic like pain reliever. Taking 4 pills can knock you unconscious or potentially kill you. It can neva be used for sex. Only one pill alone will make you sleep

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Re: Eight Common Types Of Whatsapp Status by Gboskee(m): 1:44pm On Jan 04, 2015

onwai1:
*space booked*
I'll comment after eating my rice and coke

what

Here in dubai... We dont know that kindda meal, coz, we deal with turkey bread, and missisipi drinks

Re: Eight Common Types Of Whatsapp Status by Chrisbek(m): 1:44pm On Jan 04, 2015

angelClaer:
Na d person weh deh for gem sef dey vex me pass

... Na gym.. No be gem.. Is gyming bad?.

Re: Eight Common Types Of Whatsapp Status by VIPERVENOM(m): 1:52pm On Jan 04, 2015

HugeCock:
Tramadol is a narcotic like pain reliever. Taking 4 pills can knock you unconscious or potentially kill you. It can neva be used for sex. Only one pill alone will make you sleep

ppl wit severe pains can take up to 3pills

Re: Eight Common Types Of Whatsapp Status by BrAkingNews: 2:02pm On Jan 04, 2015

mifavour:
what's tramadol for pls

You look 14 ooo, how old are you self?

Re: Eight Common Types Of Whatsapp Status by Numerouuuno: 2:22pm On Jan 04, 2015

double post

Re: Eight Common Types Of Whatsapp Status by Numerouuuno: 2:23pm On Jan 04, 2015

I don't know how people have access to tramadol.
I thought its sold ONLY on prescription huh

I'm fascinated that its been mentioned unnecessarily on this thread,this is a drug that 100mg of it could end ones life when abused.
PS: Tramadol isn't paracetamol o, don't abuse it

Re: Eight Common Types Of Whatsapp Status by gbaskiboy: 2:24pm On Jan 04, 2015

BeeBeeOoh:
My I just dey folo dis post without certificate like B**ari..

abeg checks your files and see if you will find buari's certificate

Re: Eight Common Types Of Whatsapp Status by simdam500(m): 2:34pm On Jan 04, 2015

dry

Re: Eight Common Types Of Whatsapp Status by mifavour(f): 2:43pm On Jan 04, 2015

BrAkingNews:
You look 14 ooo, how old are you self?

almost ur age.. 21

Re: Eight Common Types Of Whatsapp Status by mifavour(f): 2:45pm On Jan 04, 2015

SwagForce1:
Your looks makes a lotta sense. Ya mama really try.

aww.thanks hny

Re: Eight Common Types Of Whatsapp Status by Nobody: 2:56pm On Jan 04, 2015

mine is.

They tried to steal our shoes they didn't know we 're CELE. Na so we trek barefoot to our destination..

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