Gboskee:
what Here in dubai... We dont know that kindda meal, coz, we deal with turkey bread, and missisipi drinks

Hahahaha...bros na d one wey I sabi be dat oo,rice and coke,u can enjoy yuua dubai meals(turkey bread and missisipi drinks)

BrAkingNews:
. you are welcome. which state are you currently? if I may ask though?

Uyo.. aks

holatin:
hey babe long time

how you. happy new year..

mifavour:



Uyo.. aks

wow, that a nice place to be. schooling there?

BrAkingNews:
wow, that a nice place to be. schooling there?

nope.
owerri

halmeyd:

pls dnt take it o,it once killed a guy in my school sometimes ago o

wow....seriously

LillyAnne:
Sort of
Same pronunciation different spelling

ok, is it Lilian??

mifavour:



how you. happy new year..

same ooooo, ow has d year been

mifavour:
at d gym morning afternoon night.

them wan turn Dwayne Johnson(the Rock)

FLYGERIAN91:
them wan turn Dwayne Johnson(the Rock)

I wonder oo.

mifavour:


I wonder oo.

I love it when a preety Lady quotes me.... Hi....

FLYGERIAN91:
I love it when a preety Lady quotes me.... Hi....

lol..thanks for the compliment.
happy new year

mifavour:


lol..thanks for the compliment.
happy new year

Same to you dear... Hope the yuletide was a blast for You nd your family n d new year one you look forward to?

FLYGERIAN91:
Same to you dear... Hope the yuletide was a blast for You nd your family n d new year one you look forward to?

yea God was faithful...
hope u celebrated well

mifavour:
yea God was faithful...
hope u celebrated well

Yea I did.... Nice to know U did celebrate good too.... Would love to know you better.... Here isnt the place so how bout I send U a mail or if possible, whatsapp?

jimmy4x:

wow....seriously

...D guy wasnt a student tho,he was a native of d town,he took 4 pills @ a go wit dry gin,d overdosed-pills knocked him out completely nd he eventually died.

[quote author=jaybiz007 post=29476436]Crazy people on my friend's
WhatsApp list..!!
1. Someone on his status
"Sleeping" since 3 Days!
He's Probably dead.
2. Someone is "Driving" since 5
days!
Guess he reached Dubai!!!
3. Someone's status is "Happy"
since 1 Month.
Living in Paradise??
4. Someone is always
'Available'. How free
Are you??
5. From first day their status is,
'Heythere!
I'm using WhatsApp' I Know!
That's why you're on my list!
6. Someone writes "urgent calls
only".
Don't get it... Are you in the
police or ambulance service?
7. Someone says, "Can't talk. WhatsApp only".
Dude then throw away your
phone..
You are not using the phone's
Primary function
8. Someone is 'at da movies'
for the
past 6
weeks. Either he owns da
theater or sells popcorn there.
Credit:

https://m.facebook.com/macheso90/posts/559131234158843. @8. no d person use to sweep d place before and after evry movie

halmeyd:

...D guy wasnt a student tho,he was a native of d town,he took 4 pills @ a go wit dry gin,d overdosed-pills knocked him out completely nd he eventually died.

that's sooooo sad

mifavour:


nope.
owerri

Good morning, how was your night?

Warlord3000:
Love the typing a message..

I once fell victim of it, waiting for the message being typed, til my battery started showing red.

make i jst book space. . . Later tinz

LOL, very funny

e dey pain d guy check out na sleeping since 3days na die b dat na

Mk I book space jooor.................







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