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Re: Nigerian Pidgin Proverbs That Will Surely Make You Laugh: Add Yours Too by Nobody: 9:49pm On Jan 06, 2015

Re: Nigerian Pidgin Proverbs That Will Surely Make You Laugh: Add Yours Too by davdandam(m): 9:49pm On Jan 06, 2015

Re: Nigerian Pidgin Proverbs That Will Surely Make You Laugh: Add Yours Too by jingh(f): 9:49pm On Jan 06, 2015

na style style person dey kill mosquito for someone ball

You Ve to attend to critical matters gently

Re: Nigerian Pidgin Proverbs That Will Surely Make You Laugh: Add Yours Too by freshness2020: 9:49pm On Jan 06, 2015

Waka waka don carry belle
Loose translation: walking walking is carried stomach!

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Re: Nigerian Pidgin Proverbs That Will Surely Make You Laugh: Add Yours Too by youngjulious: 9:50pm On Jan 06, 2015

Dry(not funny)

Re: Nigerian Pidgin Proverbs That Will Surely Make You Laugh: Add Yours Too by ibzane4nafs(m): 9:51pm On Jan 06, 2015

Very soon I go make front page

Re: Nigerian Pidgin Proverbs That Will Surely Make You Laugh: Add Yours Too by jkendy(m): 9:51pm On Jan 06, 2015

At least we need something like this to calm down the nerves after too much woeful debates on GEJ vs GMB

Nice one @ OP

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Re: Nigerian Pidgin Proverbs That Will Surely Make You Laugh: Add Yours Too by natureblack(m): 9:54pm On Jan 06, 2015*

simplemach:
Big toto no go fvck emself. Meaning say no matter how toto big reach, na man go still treat am.

you no fit use big prick threaten ashawo....meaning say,wetin person don sabi,e don sabi am be dat. wink

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Re: Nigerian Pidgin Proverbs That Will Surely Make You Laugh: Add Yours Too by Chrisx1x(m): 9:55pm On Jan 06, 2015

Very boring

Re: Nigerian Pidgin Proverbs That Will Surely Make You Laugh: Add Yours Too by clemz85(m): 9:58pm On Jan 06, 2015

ebbymayox:
it was man wey naked,but Oga seun don't disable and replace some words automatically.type the word shiit in a post and u see somethng else.

but the shiit still dey there

Re: Nigerian Pidgin Proverbs That Will Surely Make You Laugh: Add Yours Too by Kenneth205(m): 9:59pm On Jan 06, 2015

Nyc

Re: Nigerian Pidgin Proverbs That Will Surely Make You Laugh: Add Yours Too by ToyozzieTohBad(f): 9:59pm On Jan 06, 2015

lol

Re: Nigerian Pidgin Proverbs That Will Surely Make You Laugh: Add Yours Too by Otamayomi1(f): 10:00pm On Jan 06, 2015

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lmao. its hillarious..

Re: Nigerian Pidgin Proverbs That Will Surely Make You Laugh: Add Yours Too by Asiwaju9ja(m): 10:00pm On Jan 06, 2015*

Monkey smart, monkey smart na because tree near tree

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Re: Nigerian Pidgin Proverbs That Will Surely Make You Laugh: Add Yours Too by venivedivici(m): 10:01pm On Jan 06, 2015

Dem no dey tell blind man say rain dey fall.

Re: Nigerian Pidgin Proverbs That Will Surely Make You Laugh: Add Yours Too by olatade(m): 10:02pm On Jan 06, 2015

No use your reggae spoil my blues ooh

cheesy

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Re: Nigerian Pidgin Proverbs That Will Surely Make You Laugh: Add Yours Too by Asiwaju9ja(m): 10:03pm On Jan 06, 2015

If you no because of Oil eat yam, you go because of Yam eat oil

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Re: Nigerian Pidgin Proverbs That Will Surely Make You Laugh: Add Yours Too by Asiwaju9ja(m): 10:04pm On Jan 06, 2015

Na from Clap dem dey enter dance

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Re: Nigerian Pidgin Proverbs That Will Surely Make You Laugh: Add Yours Too by AmaechiLinus(m): 10:04pm On Jan 06, 2015

D prove dem sweet shall

Re: Nigerian Pidgin Proverbs That Will Surely Make You Laugh: Add Yours Too by PrinxPeera(m): 10:05pm On Jan 06, 2015

pikin wey say hin mama no go sleep hin sef no go sleep.

Loose translation:

space 4 sell

yash.com

Re: Nigerian Pidgin Proverbs That Will Surely Make You Laugh: Add Yours Too by Asiwaju9ja(m): 10:06pm On Jan 06, 2015

Dem no dey tell blind man say market don close

Re: Nigerian Pidgin Proverbs That Will Surely Make You Laugh: Add Yours Too by uzolexis(f): 10:06pm On Jan 06, 2015

Monkey no fine but em mama like am
No matter how u look, ur mother loves u. grin

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Re: Nigerian Pidgin Proverbs That Will Surely Make You Laugh: Add Yours Too by Asiwaju9ja(m): 10:06pm On Jan 06, 2015

No be today Yansh dey back

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Re: Nigerian Pidgin Proverbs That Will Surely Make You Laugh: Add Yours Too by Asiwaju9ja(m): 10:08pm On Jan 06, 2015

No matter how TOTO water small reach, e dey reach Prick Baff

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Re: Nigerian Pidgin Proverbs That Will Surely Make You Laugh: Add Yours Too by Nobody: 10:08pm On Jan 06, 2015

#basketmouth proposal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtUTvraSIko&itct=CDsQpDAYACITCK2Rk8WPgMMCFUQwHAodPz8AZVIpYmFza2V0bW91dGggaHVtaWxpYXRlcyBoaXMgbGFkeSBhbWF6aW5nbHk%3D&client=mv-google&gl=NL&hl=en

Re: Nigerian Pidgin Proverbs That Will Surely Make You Laugh: Add Yours Too by endy4oxide(m): 10:09pm On Jan 06, 2015*

No matter hw sun hot, fowl no fit lay boiled egg.

Na were tree near tree na him monkey dey show him sef......

Garri no get advert but e dey sell pass golden morn

No Mata how dem drive motor inside TV, e no fit jam u wen dy watch am.

No be power dem take dey stand prick

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Re: Nigerian Pidgin Proverbs That Will Surely Make You Laugh: Add Yours Too by Asiwaju9ja(m): 10:10pm On Jan 06, 2015

Water when don touch prick, don touch brockos

Matter when involve you, don involve me

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Re: Nigerian Pidgin Proverbs That Will Surely Make You Laugh: Add Yours Too by kheart(m): 10:10pm On Jan 06, 2015

Friday wey go good na from wednesday u go know am.

meaning: i dey come abeg (som1 jst call me)

Re: Nigerian Pidgin Proverbs That Will Surely Make You Laugh: Add Yours Too by EdDave(m): 10:10pm On Jan 06, 2015

Wetin consign agbero with ovaload.

It doesnt concern me

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Re: Nigerian Pidgin Proverbs That Will Surely Make You Laugh: Add Yours Too by Nobody: 10:10pm On Jan 06, 2015

Hahahah -kikikiki grin

Re: Nigerian Pidgin Proverbs That Will Surely Make You Laugh: Add Yours Too by Asiwaju9ja(m): 10:11pm On Jan 06, 2015

Na for inside "How e go do am" dem dey see "how dem dey do am"

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Re: Nigerian Pidgin Proverbs That Will Surely Make You Laugh: Add Yours Too by joeace2020(m): 10:11pm On Jan 06, 2015

ebbymayox:
This same post I did on nairaland was from my blog http://www.tlkdrum.com/18-nigerian-pidgin-proverbs-that-will-surely-make-you-laugh/.

Only for me to see my post on Stephanie Okereke's blog the next day without a single credit back to me.
http://www.stephaniedaily.com/nigerian-pidgin-proverbs-that-will-surely-make-you-laugh/

WHY?? THIS ARE THE SAMER ARTIST/ARTRESS THAT COMPLAIN ABOUT ALABA BOY PIRATING THEIR MOVIES.

Talk About Double Standard.

And she polished it well with all sort of lies.... and these are the people we revere and adore everyday. Kudos to Alaba boys who are nipping every penny that these celebrity fraudsters steal from others

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