Who can translate this? Fish wey don too tey for river, na juju dem dey call am!

ebbymayox:
Man wey naked no dey put hand for pocket

loose translation:You can't do somethings if there are no certain conditions.


Chicken wey run way from borno go Ibadan go still end up inside pot of soup

loose translation:You Can't Run Away From Your Destiny


Today’s newspaper na tomorrow Suya wrap

loose translation:Keep calm! Nothing last forever


Cow wey dey in a hurry to go America go come back as corn beef

loose translation:Just be patient. Let the game come to you. Don't rush!


Akara and moin moin get the same parent na wetin dey pass tru make dem diffrent

loose translation:How you start doesn't matter,what matters is how you finish.


Wetin consign agbero with twitter handle,or malu/cow with face cap?

loose translation:Mind your business.



If life dey show you pepper,my guy make pepper soup from am

loose translation:Make something good out of a bad experience



I get am before No be property

loose translation: stop living in the past and start living in the present.



If person too tey for party e go follow dem wash plate

loose translation:Don't outstay your welcome



Rolling stone,ofcourse na person push am now!

loose translation:There is always a reason for something



Craze no hard to form,na the trekking be wahala

loose translation:Easier said than done



No matter how hot your tempa be,e no fit boil beans.

loose translation:Calm down,your temper won't solve the problem



Every mallam with em own kettle,every aboki with em own radio.

loose translation:Every man for himself



You no need cutlery to chop slap

loose translation:You don't need my translation to understand this,lol



Opolo eye no be open eye

loose translation: Having Big eyes doesn't make you civilised,lol



Leave matter for Mathias and Sabi for Sabinus.

loose translation:Give everyone what they deserve.



Bring suya, bring suya,.......na cow body dey suffer am.

loose translation:Every action has a consequence



E go better e go better,na im make ibo man still dey Kano

loose translation:When there is hope,there is Life.

The different between kpekere and plantain chips na packaging
loose translation:Don't judge based on appearance alone

Escort me, Escort me, naim slave trade take start.

loose translation:Serious things sometimes start like joke



[b]Na from play play dem dey form PLAYER

loose translation:Serious things sometimes start like joke


Pikin wen use agbada take stat guy go talk wetin e go wear wen e old.

loose translation:Slow and steady wins the race



The water wey dem use take make eba can never be recovered back.

loose translation:Don't cry over spilt milk
Which is your favourite?


Source:

http://www.tlkdrum.com/18-nigerian-pidgin-proverbs-that-will-surely-make-you-laugh/

Ok

Blackchampion:
And y am i not laughing?

cuz you're a sadist

no be d ball wey dem use do training dem dey use play match

he who get money make hin bury hin papa no be first born kill am

folabayo1:
ashewo

aunty wetin i do na?

simplemach:
aunty wetin i do na?

notin ooo

No mata how kpomo popular rch, dm no go ever call them Beef.
Translate and get rewarded with airtime.

Khaki no be leda!

no matter how osho~free girls chop you reach na toilet go enjoy am atlast
abeg ask Google for d meaning

Na wen gbege Happen, person wey get Big Head go know say na load him carry..........lolz

Dog wey motor jam enter calabar man house never escape death

Na sense dem take dy tell old man sey im mouth dy smell

Clock wey don spoil sef dy tell correct time twice a day.

No mata how crayfish big reach e no fit take d position of meat for soup

Na eba wey get luck na im dy pick kpomo for soup

no matter how house big reach nah pillars still dey make am stand. meaning Behind every
successful man is a proud wife and a surprised mother in law.....

checkdate:


Man wey Unclad ?



Pls who is edithing this kind of write up ?

Kettle calling pot black.........

Abbey2sam:


cuz you're a sadist

Go bk to sleep dude. U re late

Yanch no get teeth but e d cut shit

Loose translation: don't underestimate anyone

tyson99:

many are mad but few are roaming

. Love dis quote more....
.

Cow wey no get tail, na God dey drive am flies

Loosely......God will plead the case of injustice against the lowly ones

EYE WEY DEY CRY DEY SEE ROAD.

eye wey dey cry still dey see road
translation;your guess is as good as mine

Funny....i love that part of 'when life shows u pepper,make pepper soup from it'

ebbymayox:
Man wey naked no dey put hand for pocket

loose translation:You can't do somethings if there are no certain conditions.


Chicken wey run way from borno go Ibadan go still end up inside pot of soup

loose translation:You Can't Run Away From Your Destiny


Today’s newspaper na tomorrow Suya wrap

loose translation:Keep calm! Nothing last forever


Cow wey dey in a hurry to go America go come back as corn beef

loose translation:Just be patient. Let the game come to you. Don't rush!


Akara and moin moin get the same parent na wetin dey pass tru make dem diffrent

loose translation:How you start doesn't matter,what matters is how you finish.


Wetin consign agbero with twitter handle,or malu/cow with face cap?

loose translation:Mind your business.



If life dey show you pepper,my guy make pepper soup from am

loose translation:Make something good out of a bad experience



I get am before No be property

loose translation: stop living in the past and start living in the present.



If person too tey for party e go follow dem wash plate

loose translation:Don't outstay your welcome



Rolling stone,ofcourse na person push am now!

loose translation:There is always a reason for something



Craze no hard to form,na the trekking be wahala

loose translation:Easier said than done



No matter how hot your tempa be,e no fit boil beans.

loose translation:Calm down,your temper won't solve the problem



Every mallam with em own kettle,every aboki with em own radio.

loose translation:Every man for himself



You no need cutlery to chop slap

loose translation:You don't need my translation to understand this,lol



Opolo eye no be open eye

loose translation: Having Big eyes doesn't make you civilised,lol



Leave matter for Mathias and Sabi for Sabinus.

loose translation:Give everyone what they deserve.



Bring suya, bring suya,.......na cow body dey suffer am.

loose translation:Every action has a consequence



E go better e go better,na im make ibo man still dey Kano

loose translation:When there is hope,there is Life.

The different between kpekere and plantain chips na packaging
loose translation:Don't judge based on appearance alone

Escort me, Escort me, naim slave trade take start.

loose translation:Serious things sometimes start like joke



[b]Na from play play dem dey form PLAYER

loose translation:Serious things sometimes start like joke


Pikin wen use agbada take stat guy go talk wetin e go wear wen e old.

loose translation:Slow and steady wins the race



The water wey dem use take make eba can never be recovered back.

loose translation:Don't cry over spilt milk
Which is your favourite?


Source:

http://www.tlkdrum.com/18-nigerian-pidgin-proverbs-that-will-surely-make-you-laugh/

na only northerners they use radio shey#small pkin wey dey suck I'm mama breast No knw say na I'm father pay am

I no go mind the kiss o,but sisterly lol

iyabodeh:
It all makes so much sense I want kiss you with my sisterly lips.

"Na yiansh dey describe the kain seat wey go contain am"
Translation: don't do anything beyond your means.

[quote author=Orinameh2 post=29498895]fly wey no dey hia word na im dey folow dead bodi enta grave. Loose translation: dnt b in an hurry wait 4 ur turn [/quote

Na lie. No be the meaning be dat.

as goat stand for market na so dem price am: translation How you present yourself is How people will accept you.

checkdate:


Man wey Unclad ?



Pls who is edithing this kind of write up ?

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magabounce:

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by tyson99

iffydave:


Kettle calling pot black.........

by tyson99

heffem:
. U̶̲̥̅̊ d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ correct the guy or U̶̲̥̅̊ d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ immitate am?

by tyson99

Fowl wey dey carry for head no dey know say to waka na work.
Translation: A dependant would not know the value of what he/she is enjoying.

Very funny