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1. The petty shopper: These type of people are usually seen after shopping with a blueband butter and u wonder if that they can't be gotten from mallam Audu beside your house

2. The cameraman: you see this pple
snaping like the are contesting for paris best picture of the year They might even ask u to help them take pictures..

3. The pricer: This people walks into the
sony showroom pricing every tabs,tv,electronics,and the
last thing u hear is I'll check back, loool

4. The strolling crew: Right from the entry point of these people,dey
pace around without having any specific task, showing off and they tend to join the number 2 crew later

5. The babes/guys finder: The sole aim
of these both sex is to find a date,spouse,or
sexxmate. E.g my Nigga skimpledawg.. They'll just seems to disappear after accomplishing their mission.. Some will just fake a call and go out, Lol

6. The KFC pretender: You'll see this people
sited on the KFC table with a bottle of sprite just for
coming to shoprite sake.. I can tell that the ladies are mostly guilty of this

7. The family members crew: God,these family sweeps the entire walkway with the whole extended family,if u no stand well and dem jam u,u go think say na obasanjo use belle
jam u.. Lol

8. The Excessive shopper crew: mostly women, you'll beging to wonder if they'll be anything left for you to buy when they finish shopping..

9. The mother with kids: you'll just spot her trying to call her kid(s) to order Or yelling at him/her not to touch anything or move around the mall.. "Junior! Come back here...stay right here, Don't touch this, Don't touch that... I'll beat u o, bla bla bla... "

10. The Gadget and callers crew just when u think you've had enough of everything scene from different crew,
you'll spot someone punching his/her phone and smiling, probably surfing on Nairaland or chatting and again you'll hear a tiny angelic voice "Hello baby, am at shoprite I'll call u back when I get back home Or
A loud but calm Voice "Guy how far, omo me dey shoprite... Ur papa, even chewing gum I no dey buy for u...I go Meet u for Suxxman place when i finish.. Haahahaha U dey mard, later tinz Guy" lol

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Lolz




Those ones dat wear dir isale apoti to the mall















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I dey sell land oooo






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In other news

CHANGE!!!!

Ok, shoprite is the next abi! the ones that went to confirm the price of a product if it's less or high.

11) The Cry Babies[b]: these types are either male/females. When they come into Shoprite nd unfortunately sights their gf/bf wid anoda guy, they start wailing n yelling ontop of their voices as if they av paid their bride Price! Like my man alberto2k.
12) The Jobless niqqa: like my bros suxxman. They go to shorite just to yle away time.



Dz babe ontop of me shuld sell dat plot of land abeg!

I will come back to comment

you try wella.

tosyne2much:
My wonderful OP, may God bless you and increase ur knowledge

Thumbs up jhor

Thank u Sir Tosyne

Skimpledawg:
11) The Cry Babies[b]: these types are either male/females. When they come into Shoprite nd unfortunately sights their gf/bf wid anoda guy, they start wailing n yelling ontop of their voices as if they av paid their bride Price! Like my man alberto2k.
12) The Jobless niqqa: like my bros suxxman. They go to shorite just to yle away time.



Dz babe ontop of me shuld sell dat plot of land abeg!

You Need 'Him' In Ur Life.

you are on point jere, especially the cameramen.its as if they want to snap all the pictures of their lifetime that day

suxxman:
You Need 'Him' In Ur Life.

Ifa see u near my sis again ehhn! !

Skimpledawg:
Ifa see u near my sis again ehhn! !

Na So I Bad Reach? From Ur Crush To Ur Babe To Ur Sis? I'm Sorry For Being Ur Worst Nightmare Bro.

suxxman:
Na So I Bad Reach? From Ur Crush To Ur Babe To Ur Sis? I'm Sorry For Being Ur Worst Nightmare Bro.

Nightmare ko! Nor say I no warn u! #btw, u don kill take care of dt niqqa onemansquad I asked?

Skimpledawg:
Nightmare ko! Nor say I no warn u! #btw, u don kill take care of dt niqqa onemansquad I asked?

Since 500BC. Niqqa Is 6ft Down.

suxxman:
Since 500BC. Niqqa Is 6ft Down.

U too harsh! ...just wanted u to incapacitate him o! Well nice job

Skimpledawg:
U too harsh! ...just wanted u to incapacitate him o! Well nice job

My Reward? Which Of 'em Babes Make I Collect?

suxxman:

My Reward? Which Of 'em Babes Make I Collect?

U still gbadu kenwins nau? ...buh u ar on ya own o incase alberto2k catch u

Skimpledawg:
Nightmare ko! Nor say I no warn u! #btw, u don kill take care of dt niqqa onemansquad I asked?

*wtf* nigga wetin u dy talk u wnt dead
*removes ma snipa nd cocks it

Skimpledawg:
U still gbadu kenwins nau? ...buh u ar on ya own o incase alberto2k catch u

hmmmm......just strolling......miss u guyz

Onemansquad:
*wtf* nigga wetin u dy talk u wnt dead
*removes ma snipa nd cocks it

you wanna kill our guy?..u knw ao many ppl gat his back?..M,M & I,suxx,olash,albert,stand.....we plenty pass dis oo....so b carefl oo. Im sure d@ weapon has not bin registered in ur name sef. We fit arrest u oo for d@ big crime

alberto2k:
1. The petty shopper: These type of people are usually seen after shopping with a blueband butter and u wonder if that they can't be gotten from mallam Audu beside your house

2. The cameraman: you see this pple
snaping like the are contesting for paris best picture of the year They might even ask u to help them take pictures..

3. The pricer: This people walks into the
sony showroom pricing every tabs,tv,electronics,and the
last thing u hear is I'll check back, loool

4. The strolling crew: Right from the entry point of these people,dey
pace around without having any specific task, showing off and they tend to join the number 2 crew later

5. The babes/guys finder: The sole aim
of these both sex is to find a date,spouse,or
sexxmate. E.g my Nigga skimpledawg.. They'll just seems to disappear after accomplishing their mission.. Some will just fake a call and go out, Lol

6. The KFC pretender: You'll see this people
sited on the KFC table with a bottle of sprite just for
coming to shoprite sake.. I can tell that the ladies are mostly guilty of this

7. The family members crew: God,these family sweeps the entire walkway with the whole extended family,if u no stand well and dem jam u,u go think say na obasanjo use belle
jam u.. Lol

8. The Excessive shopper crew: mostly women, you'll beging to wonder if they'll be anything left for you to buy when they finish shopping..

9. The mother with kids: you'll just spot her trying to call her kid(s) to order Or yelling at him/her not to touch anything or move around the mall.. "Junior! Come back here...stay right here, Don't touch this, Don't touch that... I'll beat u o, bla bla bla... "

10. The Gadget and callers crew just when u think you've had enough of everything scene from different crew,
you'll spot someone punching his/her phone and smiling, probably surfing on Nairaland or chatting and again you'll hear a tiny angelic voice "Hello baby, am at shoprite I'll call u back when I get back home Or
A loud but calm Voice "Guy how far, omo me dey shoprite... Ur papa, even chewing gum I no dey buy for u...I go Meet u for Suxxman place when i finish.. Haahahaha U dey mard, later tinz Guy" lol

MODs, please move this to the right section

Thanks Guys, Adding is allowed

Cc: Tosyne2much,
ireneony,
kenwins,
Farano,
Royver,
Chizzy20,
Clevvermind
juianne95
Suxxman
Skimpledawg

Thumbs up,hon.

alberto2k:
1. The petty shopper: These type of people are usually seen after shopping with a blueband butter and u wonder if that they can't be gotten from mallam Audu beside your house

2. The cameraman: you see this pple
snaping like the are contesting for paris best picture of the year They might even ask u to help them take pictures..

3. The pricer: This people walks into the
sony showroom pricing every tabs,tv,electronics,and the
last thing u hear is I'll check back, loool

4. The strolling crew: Right from the entry point of these people,dey
pace around without having any specific task, showing off and they tend to join the number 2 crew later

5. The babes/guys finder: The sole aim
of these both sex is to find a date,spouse,or
sexxmate. E.g my Nigga skimpledawg.. They'll just seems to disappear after accomplishing their mission.. Some will just fake a call and go out, Lol

6. The KFC pretender: You'll see this people
sited on the KFC table with a bottle of sprite just for
coming to shoprite sake.. I can tell that the ladies are mostly guilty of this

7. The family members crew: God,these family sweeps the entire walkway with the whole extended family,if u no stand well and dem jam u,u go think say na obasanjo use belle
jam u.. Lol

8. The Excessive shopper crew: mostly women, you'll beging to wonder if they'll be anything left for you to buy when they finish shopping..

9. The mother with kids: you'll just spot her trying to call her kid(s) to order Or yelling at him/her not to touch anything or move around the mall.. "Junior! Come back here...stay right here, Don't touch this, Don't touch that... I'll beat u o, bla bla bla... "

10. The Gadget and callers crew just when u think you've had enough of everything scene from different crew,
you'll spot someone punching his/her phone and smiling, probably surfing on Nairaland or chatting and again you'll hear a tiny angelic voice "Hello baby, am at shoprite I'll call u back when I get back home Or
A loud but calm Voice "Guy how far, omo me dey shoprite... Ur papa, even chewing gum I no dey buy for u...I go Meet u for Suxxman place when i finish.. Haahahaha U dey mard, later tinz Guy" lol

MODs, please move this to the right section

Thanks Guys, Adding is allowed

Cc: Tosyne2much,
ireneony,
kenwins,
Farano,
Royver,
Chizzy20,
Clevvermind
juianne95
Suxxman
Skimpledawg

nice write up there.

clevvermind:
nice write up there.

Thanks bro

The restroom snapper: These set of people come to shoprite, the first place they we go to is the rest room. This is common among ladies, you will see someone that has a latrine in their house, snapping pix in this rest room that doesn't belong to their father, before you know, they have already upload the pix on their bbm or Facebook.
If you fall in the category, better repent now. Cos we already know your trick and when we see your pix on bbm, we laughed .

ireneony:
The restroom snapper: These set of people come to shoprite, the first place they we go to is the rest room. This is common among ladies, you will see someone that has a latrine in their house, snapping pix in this rest room that doesn't belong to their father, before you know, they have already upload the pix on their bbm or Facebook.
If you fall in the category, better repent now. Cos we already know your trick and when we see your pix on bbm, we laughed .

Lol




Thanks for checking in

alberto2k:
Lol




Thanks for checking in

you're welcome

kenwins:
Thumbs up,hon.

O seun jawe

kenwins:
you wanna kill our guy?..u knw ao many ppl gat his back?..M,M & I,suxx,olash,albert,stand.....we plenty pass dis oo....so b carefl oo. Im sure d@ weapon has not bin registered in ur name sef. We fit arrest u oo for d@ big crime

aw dare u open ur mouth
*removes ma koboko wit 5branches*

I've not been to shoprite, so i don't know what to add. Nice writeup all the way!

ireneony:
The restroom snapper: These set of people come to shoprite, the first place they we go to is the rest room. This is common among ladies, you will see someone that has a latrine in their house, snapping pix in this rest room that doesn't belong to their father, before you know, they have already upload the pix on their bbm or Facebook.
If you fall in the category, better repent now. Cos we already know your trick and when we see your pix on bbm, we laughed .

Ha ha ha ...... Asiri tu.

Those that come to watch oda ppl and then goan write NL post abwt then all..
OP you are warned...

Oyaa..FP sharpally

There is also a set of peeps that come to confirm if there's any promo on a particular product