**BEGGARS: ( The CD promoters, the bless the orphanage crew)

11. The observers: this group of people
go around d mall criticizing categories
1-10 not know they doing exactly d same
thing. #guiltyme

Sabotage4700:
11. The observers: this group of people
go around d mall criticizing categories
1-10 not know they doing exactly d same
thing. #guiltyme

Lol

Haha abeg make una leave people do wetin dem like for shoprite o...life too hard o jare. Shey na free to enter - make them enjoy life

alberto2k:
1. The petty shopper: These type of people are usually seen after shopping with a blueband butter and u wonder if that they can't be gotten from mallam Audu beside your house

2. The cameraman: you see this pple
snaping like the are contesting for paris best picture of the year They might even ask u to help them take pictures..

3. The pricer: This people walks into the
sony showroom pricing every tabs,tv,electronics,and the
last thing u hear is I'll check back, loool

4. The strolling crew: Right from the entry point of these people,dey
pace around without having any specific task, showing off and they tend to join the number 2 crew later

5. The babes/guys finder: The sole aim
of these both sex is to find a date,spouse,or
sexxmate. E.g my Nigga skimpledawg.. They'll just seems to disappear after accomplishing their mission.. Some will just fake a call and go out, Lol

6. The KFC pretender: You'll see this people
sited on the KFC table with a bottle of sprite just for
coming to shoprite sake.. I can tell that the ladies are mostly guilty of this

7. The family members crew: God,these family sweeps the entire walkway with the whole extended family,if u no stand well and dem jam u,u go think say na obasanjo use belle
jam u.. Lol

8. The Excessive shopper crew: mostly women, you'll beging to wonder if they'll be anything left for you to buy when they finish shopping..

9. The mother with kids: you'll just spot her trying to call her kid(s) to order Or yelling at him/her not to touch anything or move around the mall.. "Junior! Come back here...stay right here, Don't touch this, Don't touch that... I'll beat u o, bla bla bla... "

10. The Gadget and callers crew just when u think you've had enough of everything scene from different crew,
you'll spot someone punching his/her phone and smiling, probably surfing on Nairaland or chatting and again you'll hear a tiny angelic voice "Hello baby, am at shoprite I'll call u back when I get back home Or
A loud but calm Voice "Guy how far, omo me dey shoprite... Ur papa, even chewing gum I no dey buy for u...I go Meet u for Suxxman place when i finish.. Haahahaha U dey mard, later tinz Guy" lol

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be lyk say na me dey find ds pple for shoprite, as i no to dey go there lyk that. i dey pass always, and when ticket show, i go upstairs sharpally go watch film...no time

What of the Elevator crew. These crew just go there and see how the elevator works. They will even jump on and off it

Orikinla:

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Grcias merci amigo!

the window shoppers: they just come to look at items and know recent prices, dem no get shishi for pocket

kenwins:
My first visit to shoprite was a waist and so upsetting and tears filled. My frnds and I went to get a teddy bear for a lil kid as birthday present with some other stuffs. Unfortunately,we search searched effortlessly for a teddy bear after we had in possession other stuffs. We got out and found out d@ 80 out of 100 important tiny animals had died. It was unforgettably painful. I'd v loved to give them a befitting funneral if i owned dem all.

huh who ask you

Some people will go to shoprite for a particular product, in the absence of it they will force themselves to pick or another product so that people shouldn't look at them as if they don't have money to buy something or they come for one those purposes Op listed. As for me I no send o I waka comot afterall na my money I no dey luk uche face o.

ireneony:
The restroom snapper: These set of people come to shoprite, the first place they we go to is the rest room. This is common among ladies, you will see someone that has a latrine in their house, snapping pix in this rest room that doesn't belong to their father, before you know, they have already upload the pix on their bbm or Facebook.
If you fall in the category, better repent now. Cos we already know your trick and when we see your pix on bbm, we laughed .

HMMM!!! Do u know that jus last week sunday, I had to rush out of Church to use the toilet in Shoprite, I saw 3 matured and full grown ladies taking pictures insyd Shoprite toilet in Enugu, I was shocked when I saw it, had to pause to b sure, even when I don nearly shit for body!!!!

D looker

U MUST fall into any of d category 1- 10
Either u lik it or nt

Hmmm. Wats the hype on shoprite??
Its the smallest Mall in S.A,u will neva see richppl in dia.
Its a pity our leadeers refused to devlop our country.
@ op- all true!

Tosyne2much ,am so sure yu have missed me,likewise my wahala


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Let me add mine,the window shopper,they only come to do window shopping,and catch fun

[b][/b] THE BAKERY CREW
[i][/i] these ones will just match-on straight to the bakery to buy 10 loaves of bread #watin

alberto2k:
1. The petty shopper: These type of people are usually seen after shopping with a blueband butter and u wonder if that they can't be gotten from mallam Audu beside your house

2. The cameraman: you see this pple
snaping like the are contesting for paris best picture of the year They might even ask u to help them take pictures..

3. The pricer: This people walks into the
sony showroom pricing every tabs,tv,electronics,and the
last thing u hear is I'll check back, loool

4. The strolling crew: Right from the entry point of these people,dey
pace around without having any specific task, showing off and they tend to join the number 2 crew later

5. The babes/guys finder: The sole aim
of these both sex is to find a date,spouse,or
sexxmate. E.g my Nigga skimpledawg.. They'll just seems to disappear after accomplishing their mission.. Some will just fake a call and go out, Lol

6. The KFC pretender: You'll see this people
sited on the KFC table with a bottle of sprite just for
coming to shoprite sake.. I can tell that the ladies are mostly guilty of this

7. The family members crew: God,these family sweeps the entire walkway with the whole extended family,if u no stand well and dem jam u,u go think say na obasanjo use belle
jam u.. Lol

8. The Excessive shopper crew: mostly women, you'll beging to wonder if they'll be anything left for you to buy when they finish shopping..

9. The mother with kids: you'll just spot her trying to call her kid(s) to order Or yelling at him/her not to touch anything or move around the mall.. "Junior! Come back here...stay right here, Don't touch this, Don't touch that... I'll beat u o, bla bla bla... "

10. The Gadget and callers crew just when u think you've had enough of everything scene from different crew,
you'll spot someone punching his/her phone and smiling, probably surfing on Nairaland or chatting and again you'll hear a tiny angelic voice "Hello baby, am at shoprite I'll call u back when I get back home Or
A loud but calm Voice "Guy how far, omo me dey shoprite... Ur papa, even chewing gum I no dey buy for u...I go Meet u for Suxxman place when i finish.. Haahahaha U dey mard, later tinz Guy" lol

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So what do we call people like you who go to Shoprite to notice all the people above Ha?

The locals who live around and have to dress up just to buy bread..very tiring

omo im number 1 and 4...nomba 1 because u dare nt buy anything from those mallams on adeniran ogunsanya, mehn those guys are thieves!!! and nomba 4 whenever im bored at home, n also broke....
one thing i cant do though is kit up to go there tho,,,,always on my shorts roundneck n slips

nkemdi89:
Some people will go to shoprite for a particular product, in the absence of it they will force themselves to pick or another product so that people shouldn't look at them as if they don't have money to buy something or they come for one those purposes Op listed. As for me I no send o I waka comot afterall na my money I no dey luk uche face o.

lol...gangsta babe, money cant be wasted

The Fake Phonetics Speakers

The 'Fresh Fish Oyinbo' - they can pretend that they are back in their own country and do their regular worship at the Church of Consumerism!

The 'Stale Fish Oyinbo' - he wants to get some good beer or whisky at cheap prices and then go drink it but his babe want to show that she landed her white fish and now has access to oyinbo pepe!



If my own babe is reading this please, abeg, remember my comment on oyinbo's penchant for sarcasm in their humour!

No 4 is by far the most annoying especially at The Palms. Mostly teenagers do this sha so I guess it's understandable.

iponrite:
what is shoprite cos we here in konduga dont know

shoprite na one kind shopping mall oo.

13).The take it all and return back- these ones will fill their cart or basket and then take lots of pictures..after taking pictures,they return all the items right back..

Shoprite na 9ja pipo take dey form shakara, imagine!!!!...na wa!! #commonshoprite