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I ran into my ex uncle the other day. He did not seem pleased. I just had that "sh1t happens" face on. This made him mad coupled with the fact that I acted as if I did not know him but just politely exchanged greetings with him.

Well he was mad because he was the one I was introduced to by my ex. And given the traditions and customs of my ex people, a simple introduction to a senior family member equates to a formal wedding proposal. I didn't know all this until the day I was suppose to meet her uncle and other relations. She gave me a crash course on our way there and told me that I was to remain squatting and not to ever make eye contact. I was like for real? Any how, the deed was done and I had to play along.

There were some hiccups but everything went fine and they liked what they saw. Only problem was that me and my ex had been having trust issues to that particular setup date. I felt cornered. But eventual less than 3 months after the supposedly introduction we broke up.

Never saw her or her family again for 6 years until I bumped into her uncle.

Dude was p1ssed but I didn't give a single Phuck. Dude then tried to troll me harder by whipping out his phone and scrolling through it in between asking me: " have you heard?". I was like heard what? He then motioned me over to his phone and gleefully with a azz licking grin on his face said: "do you remember her ?". It was a pic of my ex with him and some other family members dressed in traditional attire which looked like a martiage ceremony. Immediately, i said to myself i can not be trolled so early into 2015. I did a rebound on his trollin and simply replied no and desperately trying to appear concerned. He gawked at me and I replied who is she? He was like you don't remember her? I then took the phone from him and looked at it intensely before returning it to him and said sorry but I don't recall her. Is she someone close to you.? He said she is my niece and you... I then cut in and say did something happen? Is she dead? By this time he looked genuinely confused and thought he actually made a mistake. My heart gladdened with troll pride at this moment and made to return his phone to him but suddenly withdrew it back at last moment and brought it closer to my eyes to which point I then said : ohh, now I remember her! How is she? Ohh now I recall your face sir... I am so sorry. Please extend my greetings to her and her husband. I then gave him the phone and swaggered off like a troll boss.

u acted real dope...i think u shud join nollywood.
u try...
oya chop nuckle 4 were u dey.

johnbuck81:
u acted real dope...i think u shud join nollywood.
u try...
oya chop nuckle 4 were u dey.

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