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The Six Rules Of Staring At A Girl's Cleavage by badassProdigy(m): 10:08pm On Jan 09, 2015 |
How to Stare at a Girl’s Cleavage!!! There are a few do’s and don’ts that you should follow to pull off the perfect heist of staring at a girl’s cleavage and walking out of it happily clean! Rule #1 STARE WHEN SHE’S NOT LOOKING I know it’s hard to resist staring at a woman’s breasts while you’re talking to her. You wait for a moment to catch a glimpse and you can’t hear anything other than, “look down… look down… look down…” It can be really distracting, especially if she’s revealing a bit of her cleavage. But you have to hold on. If you really have to look down at a girl’s cleavage, do it when she’s looking away for some reason. That’s the best thing to do, because you get a little sneak peek and she gets to talk to you without feeling uncomfortable. You may think you got away with staring in the middle of a conversation, but remember, a woman is extremely conscious of her body, and trust me, if you look down, she’ll know! Rule #2 REMEMBER YOUR AGE WHEN YOU STARE if you’re over 30 and haven’t figured out how to stare at a woman’s cleavage discreetly, give it up. And if your idea of sex is something that would land you in jail, then see a therapist. We’re trying to have a good time staring at a woman’s tee shirt, but not at their expense! Rule #3 WEAR SUNGLASSES WHILE STARING Wear sunglasses, especially the darker ones. What they don’t know won’t hurt them. If you want to have a good time trying to stare at a girl’s breasts, then use your shades. It’s a win- win situation. Rule #4 DON’T EVER OVERDO IT Son of a guns who stare at a woman while feeling themselves up or staring like they want the woman right there can be really threatening and gross, especially on a lonely street. If there is no reciprocation from the woman, stop trying to focus hard below the neck. Look at her for a millisecond, and move on. There’s no need to behave like a psycho pervert. Rule #5 HOW LONG SHOULD YOU STARE? Now this is a delicate subject. To you, an hour of staring at a girl’s breasts may seem like a few minutes or even seconds, but it feels terrible for a girl who doesn’t think you’re fanciable or attractive. And how much would her breasts change in an hour anyways. Just a small glance, and nothing more than that. Remember, if you’re having fun at her expense, you’re a pervert and a sadist who should be buried alive! Rule #6 DON’T DIE A VIRGIN Have you ever had a friend who goes crazy when he walks into a club, and just can’t take his eyes off any girl out there? He just wants to stare, fantasize, and ogle at all their assets until his tongue drools and drops off the side of his mouth. To him it’s fun. To the women, he’s going to die a virgin! Don’t be that guy. #mods we can make d world a better place by takin dis to the #frontpage... |
Re: The Six Rules Of Staring At A Girl's Cleavage by Oluwatosean(m): 10:13pm On Jan 09, 2015 |
See this man oo, you 1 dey teach us bad tin abi 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: The Six Rules Of Staring At A Girl's Cleavage by Nobody: 10:14pm On Jan 09, 2015 |
Make sure you Ask God for forgiveness before you go to bed this night |
Re: The Six Rules Of Staring At A Girl's Cleavage by kcjazz(m): 10:15pm On Jan 09, 2015 |
“Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away.” - Jerry Seinfeld |
Re: The Six Rules Of Staring At A Girl's Cleavage by mirexxx(f): 10:17pm On Jan 09, 2015 |
keep staring |
Re: The Six Rules Of Staring At A Girl's Cleavage by Aybee92(m): 10:19pm On Jan 09, 2015 |
hell fire wey u go enta ehn devil still dey heat am 1 Like |
Re: The Six Rules Of Staring At A Girl's Cleavage by badassProdigy(m): 10:19pm On Jan 09, 2015 |
Oluwatosean:u b *V* |
Re: The Six Rules Of Staring At A Girl's Cleavage by badassProdigy(m): 10:20pm On Jan 09, 2015 |
krall:y |
Re: The Six Rules Of Staring At A Girl's Cleavage by farano(f): 10:22pm On Jan 09, 2015 |
hmmm |
Re: The Six Rules Of Staring At A Girl's Cleavage by badassProdigy(m): 10:24pm On Jan 09, 2015 |
mirexxx:tell me u don't like it when we stare |
Re: The Six Rules Of Staring At A Girl's Cleavage by DoctorAshley(f): 10:27pm On Jan 09, 2015 |
do that and i slap u |
Re: The Six Rules Of Staring At A Girl's Cleavage by mirexxx(f): 10:28pm On Jan 09, 2015 |
Re: The Six Rules Of Staring At A Girl's Cleavage by ronald4lif(m): 10:31pm On Jan 09, 2015 |
DoctorAshley: Na you go tire to slap, I must dey there ohh |
Re: The Six Rules Of Staring At A Girl's Cleavage by badassProdigy(m): 10:38pm On Jan 09, 2015 |
mirexxx:uncomfortable at first i think: unless u're the shy type |
Re: The Six Rules Of Staring At A Girl's Cleavage by badassProdigy(m): 10:40pm On Jan 09, 2015 |
DoctorAshley:shoo: nah for barrack u grow up ni... |
Re: The Six Rules Of Staring At A Girl's Cleavage by mirexxx(f): 10:42pm On Jan 09, 2015 |
badassProdigy:i kinda am...not always sha |
Re: The Six Rules Of Staring At A Girl's Cleavage by Nobody: 10:48pm On Jan 09, 2015 |
now pls tell me who d hell doesn't like starring @ a chest full of teatties.....huh 1 Like |
Re: The Six Rules Of Staring At A Girl's Cleavage by LewisO: 12:12am On Jan 10, 2015 |
farano:Must u "hmm" always? |
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