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Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by Nobody: 2:42am On Jan 10, 2015
President Goodluck Jonathan on Friday during a rally in Enugu said that the All Progressives Congress candidate, Gen. Muhammadu Buhari (retd), cannot remember his own mobile phone number.

Jonathan, whose unscripted address was mostly a response to previous statements made by Buhari, accused the APC presidential candidate of deceiving Nigerians by promising to revive the economy without explaining how he would achieve the feat.

The President wondered how Buhari would develop the country’s economy, a feat he could not achieve while he was in office as head of state between 1983 and 1985.

“Is it now that Buhari cannot even remember his own phone number that he can change the economy of the country.” Jonathan asked.

The Peoples Democratic Party presidential candidate said that although he did not like to “go personal during campaigns,” “sometimes circumstances demand that certain things must be said.”

Jonathan said that Buhari belonged to the medieval age, adding that he (the APC candidate) intended to run the Federal Government as a medieval king.

He said, “We cannot run the government as if we are in the medieval age; we cannot run a government where somebody said he would throw people into jail.

“You are not a medieval king – a medieval king can throw you into jail but we have to follow the rule of law because we cannot go back to the old days.”

Jonathan, however, read the speech made by Gen. Ibrahim Babangida (rtd.) after overthrowing Buhari’s regime through a military coup on August 27, 1985 to justify his claim that the APC candidate does not keep his promises.

Babangida, in the portions of the address read by Jonathan, justified Buhari’s overthrow by pointing out that the latter did not live up to the promises he made to Nigerians when he ousted a democratically elected civilian government headed by Alhaji Shehu Shagari in a military coup.

Noting that Buhari “deceived Nigerians” from 1983 to 1985, Jonathan quoted Babangida as saying, “The initial objectives of Buhari’s intervention were betrayed as there was a general deterioration of standard of living in the country.”

The PDP candidate also pointed out that Babangida accused Buhari of being “too rigid in his attitude to national issues” and “became alienated from the people” in the course of his stay in power.

He, therefore, challenged Buhari to tell Nigerians how he intends to revive the economy.

Jonathan said, “They are telling young Nigerians that they are going to change the economy but they have not told us how they want to manage the economy more than us.

“If they say they want to change agriculture, they should tell us the weak links in the agriculture value chain and what they want to do about it.

“I said in Lagos that I want to work with young people, not to deceive people.

“I am not going to run the government based on my habits, I am going to run the government according to global best practices.”

Jonathan also insisted that he was committed to the campaign against corruption.

“There is no government that has fought corruption more than we do,” he said, noting that some previous administrations pretended to be fighting corruption while oppressing their enemies.

He recalled that Buhari jailed some prominent Igbo politicians while in office as head of state, including former Vice-President Alex Ekwueme and former governor of old Anambra State, Chief Jim Nwobodo.

Stressing that Buhari jailed politicians on trumped up charges, Jonathan said, “You can no longer carry people and put them in prison for 301 years.”

The President equally accused Buhari of having a wrong idea of corruption.

According to him, Buhari believes that every wealthy Nigerian is corrupt.

He said, “If a Nigerian businessman has a private jet, then you are corrupt but if a South African has a private jet then you commend him.

“If you have a good house, then you are corrupt, if you have a good car then you are corrupt – that is his definition of corruption.”

Jonathan accused his opponent of making spurious claims against him.

The President said, “They are saying that government is corrupt but they are not telling us what they are going to do to stop corruption. Let them go back to their consultants to coach them, then I will listen to them.

“They should tell us how they are going to manage the economy better than we do.

“They are saying we stole foreign reserves, nobody can steal foreign reserves – spurious allegations.”

He also reiterated his claim that Buhari did not equip the military while he was the head of state.

Jonathan said that he had done more than his predecessors to shore up the country’s defence.

“For 30 years, we had only one frigate, now we have four additional frigates,” he said.

In the same vein, he pointed out that Buhari did not find any woman worthy enough for appointment when he was the military head of state.

The President asked Nigerians to assess him and Buhari by looking at how they performed during their respective periods in office.

He said, “They have deceived us before and they want to deceive us again.

“Go and find out whether these people are deceiving you or are telling you the truth.

“People are assessing me because I have run this country for some years – they have run this country for two years.

“They came with promises but immediately they came in, what they did was to jail Jim Nwobodo for 201 years http://www.punchng.com/news/buhari-cant-remember-his-phone-number-jonathan/

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Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by Dreal1247: 3:01am On Jan 10, 2015
Its already obvious that some politicians who are milling this country dry wont vote Gmb

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Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by Ellidude(m): 3:11am On Jan 10, 2015
Is that the only flaw he can think of? Well, it doesn't matter!

Buhari all the way!

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Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by hyfr(m): 3:20am On Jan 10, 2015
Oh lawd.. Gej is a complete slayer cheesy, how the hell he kne w that nigga don't remember stuff. Good nigga should make this like 190 cheesy

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Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by hyfr(m): 3:23am On Jan 10, 2015
I hope he remembers to stabilize oil price

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Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by menesheh(m): 3:25am On Jan 10, 2015
Senility at the highest point.

We need a more vibrant modern man like GEJ to steer the affairs of this great nation like ours at this critical time not a junk.


Fidel castrol
Gadafi
Charles Taylor
Paul Biya
Robert Mugabe
Sekou toure
Omar Al- Bashir


The like of Buhari


We don't need that backwardness in Nigeria again

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Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by snowdrops(m): 3:48am On Jan 10, 2015
The guy is 76 years old. No surprises if he is losing his marbles.
Surely nigeria can and must do better than returning to its vomit of an ex military dictator.

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Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by Lumyboi(m): 4:33am On Jan 10, 2015
Anoda silly talk. Dis issue of jail dey scare dem grin
#ugoknow.

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Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by DonaldGenes(m): 4:39am On Jan 10, 2015
Warris-this nah?


(((((((((Hide Face in Shame))))))))))


Is this really our President or am just dreaming?

Does he know he has Ph.D Degree?

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Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by phlemzy: 4:48am On Jan 10, 2015
When he ought to be campaigning by telling us the achievement of his 6years & the plans he has for the next tenure if given,he keeps narrating & raising senseless criticism against his opponent. No wonder they tagged him the clueless PhD holder.

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Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by briliantsak(m): 4:51am On Jan 10, 2015
issue based campaign.... With all due respect sir, this is sign of frustration. GMB IS SERIOUSLY GIVING U SLEEPLESS NIGHT. Y IS IT SO HARD FOR U TO CAMPAIGN WITHOUT ATTACKING D OPPOSITION On, the other hand too the opposition shld allow d President to campaign..coz nah REPLY TO THEIR CRITICS IS ALWAYS BUSY WITH DURING CAMPAIGN...GMB OR GEJ, MAY THE BEST OPTION FOR NIGERIA WIN. YOUR VOTE IS UR POWER, VOTE WISELY.GOD BLESS GMB.GEJ.GOD BLESS NIGERIA. AFRICA.GOD BLESS U ND ME. SHALOM

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Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by reezee: 5:10am On Jan 10, 2015
Janathan is afraid of going to jail lmao

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Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by adeyemik: 5:23am On Jan 10, 2015
Mr. President tell us what you have done in the last 6 years and what you intend to do if re-elected. Please stop this pettiness.

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Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by manuelzz(m): 5:26am On Jan 10, 2015
I agree with Mr President. A man(Buhari) that referred to Ogbonnaya Onu as Ex-minister at Abakaliki yesterday,during his campaign....and the other day we saw him using a tablet upside down. Smh
"Aside the fact that Buhari is too old to lead a complex country like Nigeria,the age of his ideas is also a great cause of concern to the masses".................Sule Lamido 2014

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Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by Beesluv: 5:37am On Jan 10, 2015
What doe he need his number for

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Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by dunkem21(m): 6:25am On Jan 10, 2015
Una wan kill this man ni.

They want Goodluck to stop now but all these while, we have been labeling him clueless. Now, we all know who is clueless.

Tell Nigerians the truth, we are listening.

A man that cannot present his certificate cannot rule me.

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Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by Switpal(m): 6:38am On Jan 10, 2015
In GEJ we stand.

I refuse to move backward in life in the name of CHANGE! I reject BUHARI and everything he represent.

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Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by omenka(m): 6:39am On Jan 10, 2015
First, this is very petty. I bet this is the "issues" Olisa Metuh was talking about when he said the campaigns should be "issues based".

The president has a knack for making very flippant remarks only befitting for a drunken bar tender in a greasy spoon. He exaggerates like a kid.

Last time it was "not a single rifle[/b] and today it is about an inability to remember his phone number. Now, what if by sheer happenstance Buhari decides to get petty as well and blurts out his phone number and that of several other people (I know this will never happen, but just saying) on a campaign ground, what does that then make GEJ??

The man keeps sounding like a kid.
Very very poor diction.
Very uninspiring.

Haven't we had great leaders in the past when there wasn't phones?? Is one's ability to remember their phone number a criteria for good leadership?? Is this man sane at all

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Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by omenka(m): 6:41am On Jan 10, 2015
snowdrops:
The guy is 76 years old. No surprises if he is losing his marbles.
Surely nigeria can and must do better than returning to its vomit of an ex military dictator.
By their words, ye shall know them.

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Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by Goddex: 6:44am On Jan 10, 2015
[size=13pt]It's a shame APC will still recycle this expired man for presidency in a 21st century[/size]

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Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by Splashme: 6:51am On Jan 10, 2015
Really, is Buhari all APC could offer us?

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Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by PassingShot(m): 6:55am On Jan 10, 2015
Splashme:
Really, is Buhari all APC could offer us?


Really, is Jonathan all PDP could offer us? grin grin grin

His performance in almost six years lets us know that he is not even fit to be a local government chairman.

Buhari's performance under two years was way way better than the Clueless One's

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Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by kyrbabe: 7:16am On Jan 10, 2015
Methink GEJ tactics on fighting dirty is a masterstroke at this stage. His opposition, APC had fought dirty on the social media and had heaped hatred against GEJ. Now APC wants issues based campaign since they'd made a head start in causing not a few Nigerians to hate GEJ.
If GEJ keeps on hitting Buhari like this and increases the attack Buhari can't survive to February 14. That's the way to go now.
GEJ achievements are plenty but needless to say them since APC will twist them.


Fire on our president, the non-gullible youths in sw and across the country are behind u.


GEJ till 2019. Buhari go and retire cos you're just too old for a young country like Nigeria. APC bring a younger one and a real progressive next time in 2019.

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Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by juliusocean(m): 7:30am On Jan 10, 2015
I Dey come
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by korel9: 7:30am On Jan 10, 2015
This man don fall we hands! angry

Is this how he intends to rule me? undecided

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Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by nollyway(m): 7:30am On Jan 10, 2015
Omo! See pass oooo grin
some people get bad mouth die

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Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by natureblack(m): 7:30am On Jan 10, 2015
A debate should be conducted immediately.......

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Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by koboko69: 7:30am On Jan 10, 2015
Another silly move from our dumb president.y grandma at 76yrs knows her phone number. This guy is just too dumb for my likings. How can he even.quote Babangida who actually destroyed this economy, who is also one.of the main reasons Nigeria is where she ia today. He brought the subsidy scam.which is still eating us deep till tommorow. In Jonathans daft senses, doesnt he know that every military coup is for self interest and for nothing else. I will also like my dumb president to know that Buhari.was installed by officers who.plotted the coup. It took Babangida 2 years to kick out Buharis government, we have given him 6 good years. 3 times more than Buhari, yet nohing to show for it. We are going to.flush him back.to.otuoke next month

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Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by ggrin(f): 7:30am On Jan 10, 2015
gringringringringringringringringrin

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Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by donmalcolm21(m): 7:30am On Jan 10, 2015
Tinubu knows this man is going senile that is why he wants to impose him on Us. GMB needs to go back to Daura and retire on a rocking chair.

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Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by MZdamola(f): 7:32am On Jan 10, 2015
Oga jonah, not minding his business since 2009

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