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Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by retepmurt(m): 7:49am On Jan 10, 2015
lol
Who is now brigther btw u and buhari?
Buhari that hs been campaigning around the states enumeratin hw is going to tackle our economic and security problems off-hand without reading from a prepared written notes
Jonathan hs been attacking the personalty of buhari aggressively in his campaigns,reading from the written scripts already prepared by okupe without mentioning hw to better the lives of nigerians.
Nigerians are watching with keen interest.

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Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by Rudewaterz(m): 7:50am On Jan 10, 2015
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Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by billyG(m): 7:50am On Jan 10, 2015
Oga jona Phd,abati,metuh,fkk,okupe no dey try 4 u @all look @ all d barpalour akpata dem dey coach yu 2 say daily like say u be small pikin with cartarrh 4 nose.naija don suffer see d result of settlement,backdoor education.somebody no remeber his phone number how that 1 go reduce d price of petro,giv me 24hr electricity u promise us all 6yrs ago.

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Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by Sunbellar: 7:50am On Jan 10, 2015
Splashme:
Really, is Buhari all APC could offer us?
please ask them ooh? I thought they have Fashola, Okorocha, Tambuwal etc. Why recycling this old man called Buhari?

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Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by Dammyjohn(m): 7:51am On Jan 10, 2015
menesheh:
Senility at the highest point.

We need a more vibrant modern man like GEJ to steer the affairs of this great nation like ours at this critical time not a junk.


Fidel castrol
Gadafi
Charles Taylor
Paul Biya
Robert Mugabe
Sekou toure
Omar Al- Bashir


The like of Buhari


We don't need that backwardness in Nigeria again
You have said it all my brother.Up GEJ.Till 2022!!!

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Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by PassingShot(m): 7:52am On Jan 10, 2015
k4kings:
people way dey neva born wen Buhari dey power follow dey talk too

I can "school" you on what his regime was. I was alive and old enough to remember most of the experiences. Try me and let's go down the memory lane.
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by Nobody: 7:52am On Jan 10, 2015
Master stroke

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Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by sayyid(m): 7:52am On Jan 10, 2015
nawa for dis oga Jonah ooo even a core illitrate knws his or her fone numba off hand
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by Slickest(m): 7:53am On Jan 10, 2015
And I respected jonathan b4 ooo, so he also speaks ill...didn't he(jona) lie 2us he had no shoes?, has he fulfilled any of his promises since he bacame president?, he claimed Buhari threw ppl in jail 4 301yrs, over 3001 ppl av died during his administration, fuel was sold @ 65naira per litre but now 97naira...no power, no security, drastic fall of d naira value nd he's claimin he's handling D economy well, comparing himslf wit sm1 who ruled 4 just 2yrs...

Even if na aki n pawpaw wan enter as president nd vice I'll vote dem, is lyk jona doesn't know what change means..anything other than JONA 4 2015...

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Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by Motolank: 7:54am On Jan 10, 2015
phlemzy:
When he ought to be campaigning by telling us the achievement of his 6years & the plans he has for the next tenure if given,he keeps narrating & raising senseless criticism against his opponent. No wonder they tagged him the clueless PhD holder.
On point

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Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by kingthreat(m): 7:54am On Jan 10, 2015
It is like suddenly Jonathan is now scared of Buhari. No wonder he is throwing punches below the belt. Please Jona tell us about your successes in
- corruption
- thwarting a 5000-10,000 people insurgency
- bettering the standards of living
- power
- security
- etc

For you all shouting Railway. Is that the only achievement he could make?

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Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by danejim(m): 7:55am On Jan 10, 2015
Buhari has purchased more weapons in 2 years my friend. What are u saying?

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Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by kokoA(m): 7:55am On Jan 10, 2015
It is obvious that GEJ has no achievement to show after 6 years in power that's why his campaign has been "Buhari this.. Buhari that". . Show us what you have done and why we should vote for you not talking like a market woman..

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Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by vicadex07(m): 7:55am On Jan 10, 2015
MZdamola:
Oga jonah, not minding his business since 2009

Pretty
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by PassingShot(m): 7:56am On Jan 10, 2015
Sunbellar:

please ask them ooh? I thought they have Fashola, Okorocha, Tambuwal etc. Why recycling this old man called Buhari?

We equally ask you this:

Is Jonathan all PDP can offer us? We mean, is The Clueless One all the "Biggest Party in Africa" can offer Nigeria?

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Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by anonimi: 7:56am On Jan 10, 2015
sayyid:
nawa for dis oga Jonah ooo even a core illitrate knws his or her fone numba off hand

You are talking about a core illiterate who is not SENILE or suffering from Parkinson Syndrome or Alzheimer's Disease.
Although there is no debate about whether Buhari is illiterate but his health status is very suspect seeing as he fell down in Calabar and his party had to draft loquacious Fashola to stand in for him at their Benin rally undecided

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Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by CyberWolf: 7:57am On Jan 10, 2015
This verbal attack on someone's personality is not the way to go angry angry angry..What is wrong with PDP and APC?
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by ZACHIE: 7:57am On Jan 10, 2015
Curse on the mudafuka that awarded this man a PHD.
Politicians upnorth change their phone numbers
Every other day.
So what is the biggie if he did not cramp his head every other day with 11 digits


Isu based ko......yam based ni

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Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by ckmayoca: 7:57am On Jan 10, 2015
GEJ Can u even remember the promises u made during fuel subsidy protest? The refinary, the buses, the development not talking Of almajiri here oooo.

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Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by fairheven: 7:57am On Jan 10, 2015
This JONAthan sucks..wts all these name-calling?
Wt is your business with Buhari phone number?
You that can remember MTN,Glo and etisalat network lines combined,wat good has that done to Nigeria,apart from your clueless Leadership?
Can u remember telling nigerians you will wipe out boko HARAM in six months,can you remember,telling us we have stable power in 2014?

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Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by attoskoly: 7:58am On Jan 10, 2015
omenka:
First, this is very petty. I bet this is the "issues" Olisa Metuh was talking about when he said the campaigns should be "issues based".

The president has a knack for making very flippant remarks only befitting for a drunken bar tender in a greasy spoon. He exaggerates like a kid.

Last time it was "not a single rifle[/b] and today it is about an inability to remember his phone number. Now, what if by sheer happenstance Buhari decides to get petty as well and blurts out his phone number and othat of several other people (I know this will never happen, but just saying) on a campaign ground, what does that then make GEJ??

The man keeps sounding like a kid.
Very very poor diction.
Very uninspiring.

Haven't we had great leaders in the past when there wasn't phones?? Is one's ability to remember their phone number a criteria for good leadership?? Is this man sane at all

omenka, I think you have no point on this. if buhari accusses and attacks gej it's no problem but when gej responds you tag him an angry person. well, a leader without good memories is as clueless as anything. gmb should present his road map on how he w ishes to run the government different from what he did before.
gej is giving facts not fiction.

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Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by spenca: 7:58am On Jan 10, 2015
Neither do I know my number does that mean am old or dull ? What an idiotic statement

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Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by ckmayoca: 7:58am On Jan 10, 2015
GEJ Can u even remember the promises u made during fuel subsidy protest? The refinary, the buses, the development not talking Of almajiri here oooo. A fucking slave to the northerners who don't even appreciate him. Damned eye service governing.
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by Janet101(f): 7:59am On Jan 10, 2015
omenka:
First, this is very petty. I bet this is the "issues" Olisa Metuh was talking about when he said the campaigns should be "issues based".

The president has a knack for making very flippant remarks only befitting for a drunken bar tender in a greasy spoon. He exaggerates like a kid.

Last time it was "not a single rifle[/b] and today it is about an inability to remember his phone number. Now, what if by sheer happenstance Buhari decides to get petty as well and blurts out his phone number and that of several other people (I know this will never happen, but just saying) on a campaign ground, what does that then make GEJ??

The man keeps sounding like a kid.
Very very poor diction.
Very uninspiring.

Haven't we had great leaders in the past when there wasn't phones?? Is one's ability to remember their phone number a criteria for good leadership?? Is this man sane at all

100likes

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Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by kinkymax: 7:59am On Jan 10, 2015
Dz baboon called jonathan is Jst so stupiid. He is nt diplomatic at all. Dz is nt d kind of human being we need as president. Nigeria is so unfortunate to av dz animal as one. I can't even compare him to an animal cos animals stil av a bit of dignity in dem he is Jst an ordinary thing

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Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by efilefun(m): 8:00am On Jan 10, 2015
This same Jonathan that said stealing ain't corruption or the one that was shivering during his interview with CNN presenter and kept calling everything he remembered power? Or has he forgotten the illiterate graduate he calls he's wife that has been disgracing the country? Oga jona you gat no point, make Jonathan come out publicly call all hin phone numbers on national tv, Jona is just too clueless and irrelevant, 6 years and he still wants another 4years na hin papa throne? He can go to hell with his PhD for all I care.

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Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by Febuhari: 8:00am On Jan 10, 2015
Tell the shoeless man to enjoy the show till Febuhari14
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by Timoleon(m): 8:00am On Jan 10, 2015
its unfortunate that nigerian youths have been so used to cluelessness that they dont't see the nonesense this politicians are making out of them. i maybe wrong though but i think a campaign ought to be an avenue to let people know wat they stand to benefit from your leadership and how you intend to do so. instead my presidents campaign is all about his opponent. nigerian youths do we really think d next four years is about four years? the rot dat has climbed our political entity in d last four to six years would linger longer than the next four years yet we the youths come on social media to applaud or insult birds of the same feathers whose ambitions are to bring this country to a halt. i beg us, whoever campaigning we should demand for tangible issues like employment, ifrastructural developments, se urity, power, our oil, housing.... and not make phone number a national issue. afterall there are several youths under 35 who cant store phone numbers in their head. please o, our children will ask us tomorow why did we let this country. we need these candidates to tell us how they intend to make nigeria a better place.
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by carzhiemglows001(m): 8:01am On Jan 10, 2015
phlemzy:
When he ought to be campaigning by telling us the achievement of his 6years & the plans he has for the next tenure if given,he keeps narrating & raising senseless criticism against his opponent. No wonder they tagged him the clueless PhD holder.



ph.d in zoology........................................he should be managing the zoo,not nigeria's economy

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Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by Coolcash1: 8:02am On Jan 10, 2015
[s][quote author=Ozedy post=29655091][/quote][/s]

Its obvious that Jonathan is afraid and so is his camp...He has resulted to mudslinging and character assassination which belittles and continue to show how dumb and clueless he his. What i see in this statement is desperation from a troubled man. He is beginning to see the handwriting on the wall. His dogs have been informing of low acceptance of his candidacy on the social media, campaign grounds, market squares , town halls and everywhere...Mr. Otueke-born-president during time like this you don't adopt this kind of strategy (a sign that your strategists are as dumb as you) what you do is to carefully marshal your achievements in all areas housing, security, job creation, better condition of living, fight against corruption and what your plans are if re-elected. pronto.

Gen Buhari is taking over Aso rock come May 29th 2015....In Jesus Name (Amen x110000000)

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Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by Mcowubaba: 8:02am On Jan 10, 2015
phlemzy:
When he ought to be campaigning by telling us the achievement of his 6years & the plans he has for the next tenure if given,he keeps narrating & raising senseless criticism against his opponent. No wonder they tagged him the clueless PhD holder.
Nigga 4 once be Objective..GEJ is responding to their criticism....4get Phd holder matter..APC has been abusing nd insulting his Government..all he did was to Politely Respond to their allegAtion..nd state his own Facts...I m nt a Tanoid.SaTanist.or wateva u guys call GEJ supporters...,this Campaign nt classroom debate..tanks..

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Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by adonis110: 8:02am On Jan 10, 2015
menesheh:
Senility at the highest point.

We need a more vibrant modern man like GEJ to steer the affairs of this great nation like ours at this critical time not a junk.


Fidel castrol
Gadafi
Charles Taylor
Paul Biya
Robert Mugabe
Sekou toure
Omar Al- Bashir


The like of Buhari


We don't need that backwardness in Nigeria again





What really has ds administration done, how have yu benefitted directly/indirectly.

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