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Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by laskay(m): 8:03am On Jan 10, 2015
I cnt blive a president cn say tins like dis I wonder wot is tinkin he as been ruling us 4 six gud year and I cnt just point anytin gud abt him and he cmes out 2 accuse a man dat rule 4 2 year even whn d country is nt in a peacful line sme1 dat rule whn dey ar easy 2 overtrown, gej tink we nigerian are fool av we all 4get wot happen 1st of jan 2012 we all wakeup 2 meet price of petrol 141 and didn't even give us d chance 2 protest a man dat says stealin is nt cruption a man dat cn not even control is own house[wife] a man dat is a dummy I dnt surport any of dem all am sayin is let give sme1 else a chance let another party try der best let us all join hand and vote 4 change. Dis is our father land and we cnt let it spoil or scatter change change change is all we wnt nt lies or wot ever

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Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by attoskoly: 8:04am On Jan 10, 2015
manuelzz:
I agree with Mr President. A man(Buhari) that referred to Ogbonnaya Onu as Ex-minister at Abakaliki yesterday,during his campaign....and the other day we saw him using a tablet upside down. Smh
"Aside the fact that Buhari is too old to lead a complex country like Nigeria,the age of his ideas is also a great cause of concern to the masses".................Sule Lamido 2014

using tablet upside down? that was a bunch of skills. hahaaa!

only gej ooo!
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by maestroferddi: 8:04am On Jan 10, 2015
omenka:
First, this is very petty. I bet this is the "issues" Olisa Metuh was talking about when he said the campaigns should be "issues based".

The president has a knack for making very flippant remarks only befitting for a drunken bar tender in a greasy spoon. He exaggerates like a kid.

Last time it was "not a single rifle[/b] and today it is about an inability to remember his phone number. Now, what if by sheer happenstance Buhari decides to get petty as well and blurts out his phone number and that of several other people (I know this will never happen, but just saying) on a campaign ground, what does that then make GEJ??

The man keeps sounding like a kid.
Very very poor diction.
Very uninspiring.

Haven't we had great leaders in the past when there wasn't phones?? Is one's ability to remember their phone number a criteria for good leadership?? Is this man sane at all
I don't know what you are talking about.

You guys started the campaign of calumny and falsehood. Now that the President is paying you back in your own coin, you are getting lachrymose/tearful.


Since APC has demonstrated an incapability to play by the rules, I deem the measures the President is adopting apposite given the circumstance.

We can't fold our hands and allow desperados to seize power in this country through propaganda, deception and falsehood.
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by fairheven: 8:06am On Jan 10, 2015
If Buhari can't remember his fone number it simply means he is not obsessed with gadgets,that means he has better tins to do with his life,most likely he has someone wu handles his phone callz,I have seen a lot of buzy pple that do that.JONA shud get a life.

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Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by Nobody: 8:06am On Jan 10, 2015
manuelzz:
I agree with Mr President. A man(Buhari) that referred to Ogbonnaya Onu as Ex-minister at Abakaliki yesterday,during his campaign....and the other day we saw him using a tablet upside down. Smh
"Aside the fact that Buhari is too old to lead a complex country like Nigeria,the age of his ideas is also a great cause of concern to the masses".................Sule Lamido 2014
Tell me who is clueless?
One is Operating a tab and the other pretending to operate a switched off desktop

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Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by tola9ja: 8:07am On Jan 10, 2015

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Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by Janet101(f): 8:08am On Jan 10, 2015
Mr President is shoeless,jobless, n also clueless.

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Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by Toktee(m): 8:08am On Jan 10, 2015
hyfr:
Oh lawd.. Gej is a complete slayer cheesy, how the hell he kne w that nigga don't remember stuff.
that is because jonathan is liar as confirmed by MEND.
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by Boriqua(m): 8:09am On Jan 10, 2015
manuelzz:
I agree with Mr President. A man(Buhari) that referred to Ogbonnaya Onu as Ex-minister at Abakaliki yesterday,during his campaign....and the other day we saw him using a tablet upside down. Smh
"Aside the fact that Buhari is too old to lead a complex country like Nigeria,the age of his ideas is also a great cause of concern to the masses".................Sule Lamido 2014

On point! I wonder why people want to go from frying pan to fire! An old frail man with very little ideas to rule a complex people like us...except he wants to commit sucide! He should hand over that APC flag to Prof. Osibanjo now or face defeat!
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by hyfr(m): 8:09am On Jan 10, 2015
DonaldGenes:
Warris-this nah?


Is this really our President or am just dreaming?

Does he know he has Ph.D Degree?


donald you a slayer like Gej. Oh lawd cheesy
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by menesheh(m): 8:09am On Jan 10, 2015
adonis110:






What really has ds administration done, how have yu benefitted directly/indirectly.


i had benefited in 20million ways both directly and indirectly since you ve decided to denying yours
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by Atigba: 8:10am On Jan 10, 2015
Chaiiii


Buhari is finish
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by BekeeBuAgbara: 8:10am On Jan 10, 2015
spenca:
Neither do I know my number does that mean am old or dull? What an idiotic statement
You're not old but you're very dull.

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Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by phlame(m): 8:11am On Jan 10, 2015
Bensonite:

Chief this 6years claim of GEJ been in office does it not increase. Two years ago the opposition made this claim that He has been president for 6 years now January 2015 you are still claiming six years. For the records, the GEJ was sworn in May 2010 as President and if you know little mathematics it is not even 5 years as at today. I see that bad media and opposition really sold this to the hearts of Nigerians. Yesterday four of my colleagues were making 6 years claim and after I asked pertinent question they became stupid.


What is this 1 saying

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Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by akanbiaa(m): 8:11am On Jan 10, 2015
Dreal1247:
Its already obvious that some politicians who are milling this country dry wont vote Gmb
the number of such politicians are very few not upto 1 % of Nigeria population so we can still make a change if we vote and stand by out votes and don't allow manipulation of the electoral system of not for anything but for the sake of our unborn children.
Hope GEJ can remember Stella Odua,20 billion missing funds, stealing is not corruption and associating with boko haram sponsors.
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by charitybabe: 8:13am On Jan 10, 2015
You are wasting ur time becos GEJ is already on that seat tongue

phlemzy:
When he ought to be campaigning by telling us the achievement of his 6years & the plans he has for the next tenure if given,he keeps narrating & raising senseless criticism against his opponent. No wonder they tagged him the clueless PhD holder.
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by Kazrem(m): 8:13am On Jan 10, 2015
“There is no government that has fought
corruption more than we do,”- Goodluck
Jonathan at Enugu yesterday. And I begin to
ask myself, "am I in France".

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Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by macodollar: 8:14am On Jan 10, 2015
It was not easy for Lawrence Anini....
It was not easy for Oyenusi....
It was not easy for Shina Rambo....
It was not easy for Alameseigha...
It was not easy for James Ibori....
It was not easy for Bode George....
It was not easy for Farouk Lawan....


Lawrence Anini did it!
Oyenusi did it!
Shina Rambo did it! Alameseigha did it!
James Ibori did it!
Bode George did it!
Forouk Lawan did it!


Now, President Goodluck Jonathan is doing it.....
Mr President, keep stealing the nation is blind because STEALING IS NOT CORRUPTION.
And the looting partners with you are far more than the suffering Nigerians who are against you.
This message is proudly sponsored by TheThief Ambassadors of
Nigeria —TAN"

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Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by blackjack21(m): 8:14am On Jan 10, 2015
manuelzz:
I agree with Mr President. A man(Buhari) that referred to Ogbonnaya Onu as Ex-minister at Abakaliki yesterday,during his campaign....and the other day we saw him using a tablet upside down. Smh
"Aside the fact that Buhari is too old to lead a complex country like Nigeria,the age of his ideas is also a great cause of concern to the masses".................Sule Lamido 2014

Tablets have a motion sensor. So, there is nothing like upside-down. gringringrin

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Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by hyfr(m): 8:14am On Jan 10, 2015
Toktee:
that is because jonathan is liar as confirmed by MEND.
hmm
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by phlame(m): 8:14am On Jan 10, 2015
BekeeBuAgbara:
You're not old but you're very dull.


undecided
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by gmaribel(m): 8:14am On Jan 10, 2015
omenka:
First, this is very petty. I bet this is the "issues" Olisa Metuh was talking about when he said the campaigns should be "issues based".

The president has a knack for making very flippant remarks only befitting for a drunken bar tender in a greasy spoon. He exaggerates like a kid.

Last time it was "not a single rifle[/b] and today it is about an inability to remember his phone number. Now, what if by sheer happenstance Buhari decides to get petty as well and blurts out his phone number and that of several other people (I know this will never happen, but just saying) on a campaign ground, what does that then make GEJ??

The man keeps sounding like a kid.
Very very poor diction.
Very uninspiring.

Haven't we had great leaders in the past when there wasn't phones?? Is one's ability to remember their phone number a criteria for good leadership?? Is this man sane at all
GEJ keeps reading everything he says from a script and even then he keeps stuttering and sounding lame, uninspiring and even out of touch with reality.

NOT EVEN ONE RIFLE! CANNOT REMEMBER HIS PHONE NUMBER!! SMH

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Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by Aystarz: 8:14am On Jan 10, 2015
DonaldGenes:
Warris-this nah?


Is this really our President or am just dreaming?

Does he know he has Ph.D Degree?



I doubt if he remembers. Only 6years gone, and he has forgotten the many unfulfilled promises he made to the commoner.
So much for memories!
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by spenca: 8:15am On Jan 10, 2015
BekeeBuAgbara:
You're not old but you're very dull.

If this is how intelligence is evaluated am sure you won't have cleared for any educational certificate if you got any. We are talking policies and ideology that would rejuvenate a nation and you(GEJ), you(saTANist) you(the fool that quoted me) have ridiculed yourself to sadomasochism.

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Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by phlame(m): 8:16am On Jan 10, 2015
manuelzz:
I agree with Mr President. A man(Buhari) that referred to Ogbonnaya Onu as Ex-minister at Abakaliki yesterday,during his campaign....and the other day we saw him using a tablet upside down. Smh
"Aside the fact that Buhari is too old to lead a complex country like Nigeria,the age of his ideas is also a great cause of concern to the masses".................Sule Lamido 2014


Are U sure you've operated a tablet b4

















Go use 1... Then comeback and edit ur comment

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Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by Mrbritish(m): 8:17am On Jan 10, 2015
The only mistake jonathan made was to sign the FOI act... It gave all Nigerian access to every information available.. When was the last time we had something like that in a government? How many state Governors could sign such an act? They don't want us to know that's why they can't sign it.. Even the so called Fashola could not sign it in Lagos State. Abeg this is Democracy, and its GEJ all the way.. Say no to dictatorship...

Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by eleko1: 8:17am On Jan 10, 2015
omenka:
First, this is very petty. I bet this is the "issues" Olisa Metuh was talking about when he said the campaigns should be "issues based".

The president has a knack for making very flippant remarks only befitting for a drunken bar tender in a greasy spoon. He exaggerates like a kid.

Last time it was "not a single rifle[/b] and today it is about an inability to remember his phone number. Now, what if by sheer happenstance Buhari decides to get petty as well and blurts out his phone number and that of several other people (I know this will never happen, but just saying) on a campaign ground, what does that then make GEJ??

The man keeps sounding like a kid.
Very very poor diction.
Very uninspiring.

Haven't we had great leaders in the past when there wasn't phones?? Is one's ability to remember their phone number a criteria for good leadership?? Is this man sane at all
I wonder ooo my bro.Is it compulsory for BUHARI to give the slowpoke his phone num?Those who tagged Jona as Kindergarten,retard,clueless,daft president are on point.
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by baybiemee: 8:18am On Jan 10, 2015
Even at that we prefer him to you. It's that bad. Bad- mouthing him will not help you. Sorry. It's obvious you don't sleep anymore.
That's what you deserve. You might even end up in jail, who knows.
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by gmaribel(m): 8:18am On Jan 10, 2015
retepmurt:
lol
Who is now brigther btw u and buhari?
Buhari that hs been campaigning around the states enumeratin hw is going to tackle our economic and security problems off-hand without reading from a prepared written notes
Jonathan hs been attacking the personalty of buhari aggressively in his campaigns,reading from the written scripts already prepared by okupe without mentioning hw to better the lives of nigerians.
Nigerians are watching with keen interest.

YOU KNOW A PREPARED MAN WHEN YOU SEE ONE.
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by Tee999: 8:18am On Jan 10, 2015
How do you know? Are you trying to beg him to step down? Clueless man

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Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by Nobody: 8:18am On Jan 10, 2015
GEJ minding his business since 2010. But sometimes we need to get personal for the love of country. We need to defend the good things we have done for the country. GEJ has every right to outburst now because the opposition are now meddling too deep into criticizing mr President and decieving Nigerians with the slogan of 'CHANGE'. APC just woke a sleeping lion. GEJ is out to redeem his good name. GEJ IS CHANGE WE CAN SEE.
GEJ TILL BUHARI MEMORIZES HIS PHONE NUMBER.
SAYNOTOBUHARI
GEJ TILL 2019

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Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by koikoi2(m): 8:20am On Jan 10, 2015
koboko69:
Another silly move from our dumb president.y grandma at 76yrs knows her phone number. This guy is just too dumb for my likings. How can he even.quote Babangida who actually destroyed this economy, who is also one.of the main reasons Nigeria is where she ia today. He brought the subsidy scam.which is still eating us deep till tommorow. In Jonathans daft senses, doesnt he know that every military coup is for self interest and for nothing else. I will also like my dumb president to know that Buhari.was installed by officers who.plotted the coup. It took Babangida 2 years to kick out Buharis government, we have given him 6 good years. 3 times more than Buhari, yet nohing to show for it. We are going to.flush him back.to.otuoke next month


You need a medical checkup.

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