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Ipledge:
i hear ur voice from my sleep,here I am

U r kidding right?

ROZZAYY:
U r kidding right?

yea for sure

Ipledge:
yea for sure

Wetin do breeze

ROZZAYY:
Wetin do breeze

we are through

Ipledge:
we are through

How many days kwa? Just like dat.

ROZZAYY:
How many days kwa? Just like dat.

months naa...two months no be joke

Ipledge:
months naa...two months no be joke

Cos of same reason?

ROZZAYY:
Cos of same reason?

i will holla you

Ipledge:
i don't say I wanna purchase,but give birth to my own...when she calls me daddy,all d fluid in my body jump for joy

it was your future daughter saying hi to you. It doesn't mean you will have a child anytime soon bnow at least you know your first child is gonna be a girl.

Few people get this experience. You must have a strong psyche.

stinggy:
Look inwards, probably a cousin of yours

*Falls from okro tree*

Phema:
*Falls from okro tree*

Did you break a bone or two?

stinggy:
Did you break a bone or two?

Three

Get a surrogate mother i could link you to well known surrogate agency in lagos dont mind all these hypocrites they make it seem as if marriage is actually a good thing.

tensazangetsu:
Get a surrogate mother i could link you to well known surrogate agency in lagos dont mind all these hypocrites they make it seem as if marriage is actually a good thing.

am actually not in Nigeria

Phema:
Three

Just three
Was expecting like 9

Please who will volunteer to be my baby mama

Ipledge:
my physical attribute doesn't Matter but on scale of 0 to 10 i know where I belong

And yes I sabi book

It matters oo, on a scale of 0 to 10, where do u belong?

Ipledge:
When I slept last night,I had a dream that a beautiful gal around age 5 call me daddy,like am really her father(that's was so cute).i was so happy,I smiled in my dream and I was actually smiling when I woke up,am even smiling as I am typing.
I get some feelings anytime I remember my dream.here lies the problem,I can't cater for a family now.i need someone who can just birth to a baby for me and give me d baby 2years later.
How can I go with this.

This look like a joke,but am not joking..am damn serious

na human life you wan use play your fantasies?

Is it your dreams that will be paying the bills? you cant cater for a family and yet you want to have a child..... Out of wedlock...... Na your type dey give village gals belle and run away.....!!...

Later, you go waka go marry another gal abi.....??...

You are very very stoopid.......!!....

oweniwe:
na human life you wan use play your fantasies?

Is it your dreams that will be paying the bills? you cant cater for a family and yet you want to have a child..... Out of wedlock...... Na your type dey give village gals belle and run away.....!!...

Later, you go waka go marry another gal abi.....??...

You are very very stoopid.......!!....

no abuse me Oo,I cant. Cater for family no mean say i can't cater for chilf

Ipledge:
no abuse me Oo,I cant. Cater for family no mean say i can't cater for chilf

whats d difference? Is a child not a part of family?

If u're working and your wife is working and she's willing to share the bills, its far better nau....

Do you know what growing up with a single parent is like? When you eventually get married to another lady, how will the child fit in?

Do you know what growing up in a step family is like? If you think your will take good care of your child, you're very wrong.... Most Women dont care about kids that are not theirs... Infact your child will be your wife's 6th or 7th priority.....

If u dont marry the baby mama, this's how ur wife's priority will be like...

1. Her children
2. Her husband
3. Her work/job
4. Her family (ur inlaws)
5. Securing the "properties" under her control.
6. House maintenance/keeping d house running
7. Ur "bastard" child.

.....
If its new session for example, your wife will take care of 1-6 before she considers buying books/bag/pencil for the child.... Even food sef, she will serve, you, serve herself, her children, keep some more food in case her child becomes hungry..... Before she will serve you "bastard" child....

Forget all dos swears from naija women that they can take care of another woman's child as thier own... Na lie.... In practise, most of them do completely the opposite

Now let me ask you.... If you are the "baby girl" you want to have, will you be happy being treated like shyte by ur step mom? Abi the child will be staying with her mother....??.... If the mother marry another man, na im go raise your child...??..

Pls, the way you're thinking is irresponsible......!!....

You're only thinking about the present, not the future.

Ipledge:
no abuse me Oo,I cant. Cater for family no mean say i can't cater for chilf

You can't cater for a family (you, wifey & child) but you can cater for you and child?

That you saw a child saying daddy does not mean that you should/must a child today or next year; it is like an assurance that you will have kids when due.

That you can cater for a child suggests you are working... why don't you cultivate a relationship and get married? You must not have the whole world before you get married. Ensure you love the lady before you marry her so she doesnot become just a child making machine for you or you don't throw her out (if God forbid, there is a delay)

bukatyne:
You can't cater for a family (you, wifey & child) but you can cater for you and child?

That you saw a child saying daddy does not mean that you should/must a child today or next year; it is like an assurance that you will have kids when due.

That you can cater for a child suggests you are working... why don't you cultivate a relationship and get married? You must not have the whole world before you get married. Ensure you love the lady before you marry her so she doesnot become just a child making machine for you or you don't throw her out (if God forbid, there is a delay)

i don't want a wife am too young to have a wife,but I wanna have a baby

Ipledge:
i don't want a wife am too young to have a wife,but I wanna have a baby

How old are you?

If you are too young to have a wife, you are too young to have a baby

bukatyne:
How old are you?

If you are too young to have a wife, you are too young to have a baby

am 21,am too young to keep a woman at home

oweniwe:
na human life you wan use play your fantasies?

Is it your dreams that will be paying the bills? you cant cater for a family and yet you want to have a child..... Out of wedlock...... Na your type dey give village gals belle and run away.....!!...

Later, you go waka go marry another gal abi.....??...

You are very very stoopid.......!!....

Thank you jare.

Ipledge:
am 21,am too young to keep a woman at home

verily verily, i say unto you.....

You don kolo finish........!!...

oweniwe:
verily verily, i say unto you.....

You don kolo finish........!!...

guy free me now,Wetin I do you

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Agrika:
It matters oo, on a scale of 0 to 10, where do u belong?

my picture is everly on my profile,rate it urself

Ipledge:
guy free me now,Wetin I do you

as a guy.... Having babies at 21.... Sounds hilarious... If u be gal, i go understand say ur biological clock dey raise alarm thats y u want a baby...

Dia're many tins u need to set right.... Priorities.....
-Do u have ur own place,
-steady source of income,
-u don "graduate"...??...
-Are u free from ur parent's pocket...

If u cant answer "yes" to all dos questions.... Biko... Go dream again and tell ur baby to wait till u're 26...

Cheers