FUNNY BUT TRUE NIGERIA FACT :

1. The Toilet, best place to eat a stolen meat.

2. Why count your money in front of the ATM?
Will you return it if it's incomplete or is there a
button that says "incomplete''?

3. It amazes me that people are afraid to talk
in the exam room when the question clearly
said"Discuss''

4. Some girls are looking for tall guys with
pink lips and six packs when their father is short, potbellied with pommo lips.

5. It is only in Nigeria that a Policeman will
stop you and search your phone gallery for blue film.

6. If People Can Use "LOL" Without Even
Laughing Surely They Use"I Love You" Without Even Loving You.Be Guided.

7. It is only in Nigeria that when you Walking in the public & someone mistakenly hit you,you touch ur Private Part(Men).

8. It is only In Nigeria that if a Man ask a lady of her fone number it means she want to be Wooed by d Man.

9. You've been Engaged since 2010, till today
you're still ENGAGED.
MY sister,you're not LORD OF THE RINGS please
return that key holder

10. If runs girls don't fail sundays church services I wonder who will?

Guys shey I Lie?

No 4 and 7 so true.

Not all are funny.

But you try...

Donkaz:
Not all are funny.

But you try...

it doesn't need to be so funny but they are all true fact we do Engage or Experience everyday of our lives..

Lord of the rings?

Thats wicked

11) it's only in Nigeria someone will steal billions of dollars as a president and we will still vote him for second term because he is from the same tribe with us, same religion or party affiliation.



Nigerians we need to be patriotic so this nation can move forward

Make I book space

*modified*

Finishes reading.

"Mtscheeew"

"If had known"

Walks away without commenting

Returns to review

"No 2 try sha."

5 got me laughing @ OP, shey dem go arrest person with mojo on fone ni?

7 is damn true

haha

Ok

#bakfromban

In addition


1- Only in Nigeria... Where Jesus Christ will send you a whatsapp message threatening to kill you and your mother, if you don't forward it to a hundred other people


2- Only in Nigeria... Where every skinny girl thinks her talent is modeling


3- Only in Nigeria... When a landlord can see his tenant who is owing two years rent, installing ac

4- Only in Nigeria... Where the Pastor gives you a world-class tackle, if you fail to go down under his anointing

it's only in Naija that people drink salt water in order to prevent ebola.

it's only in Naija that ordinary stealing is not corruption.

It's only in Naija that 5 presidents are ruling one Nation.

nice

Hilarious. Lol!
Did you see that "Lol" ? I didn't laugh at all

u neva cheee chomchin

Hmmm. Hope they are on wikipedia

lolololololzzzzzzz!!!!!!

I almost did no 2 today

11. Buhari is a cow rearer that wants to rule people

nice post.... BTW .... only in Nigeria

;DVery true talk

Blackett:
Dry with a capital D

- go sleep jare. u no go close ya dry mouth

Lol, few are true though.

Space booked ...

so true

youre so dumb for that number 3

K

One funny fact is that a country so blessed is ruled by a nonentity who calls a big booty woman to back it up on him after close to 300 girls were kidnapped. A nonentity who keeps mute while 2000 of his citizens are murdered.

Now compare and contrast these two pictures - France after a terrorist attack, and Nigeria after a rather more massive one - and tell if this is not a funny, albeit curious fact about Nigeria.

-CramJones

mizvee:
K

cramjones:
sfdfd

Jostico:
2ru

mizvee:
K

the hustle is real....even the mighty cram jones is doing this rubbish


what a pity

As the presidential Election approaches remember these factors:
1. The Chibok Girls.
2. NNPC Scam.
3. Police pension fund.
4. Missing $20Billion.
5. $9million Arms deal.
6. Bomb Blasts.
7. Immigration job scam.
8. Petroleum pump price.
9. Dwindling external reserves
10. Oil theft.
11. Incessant Power outage.
12.ASUU & poly Strike.
13. Doctors' Strike.
14. National Assembly tragedy.
15. Stella's Oduah Aviation Scam
16. Kerosene subsidy
17. Near-empty Excess Crude Account

They Didn't Raise 21Billion for Ebola;
They Didn't Raise 21Billion for dilapidated hospitals;
They didn't raise 21Billion for Military Weapons against Boko Haram
They Didn't raise 21Billion for children dying of Vaccine preventable disease
They didn't raise 21Billion for the homeless>:O BUT they all gathered to raise 21Billion for another 4Years of INEPTITUDE. IMPUNITY, MEDIOCRITY AND BAD GOVERNANCE.
~:-) NO WAY!!! NO MORE!!!

true sha
but I can't Imagine that No.5.................does that rili happen in Nigeria?

Most homes dont eat in d afternoon...now 101..Engrossing fact#



wasnt like dis b4







Change is what we re yearning 4



GMB/PYO...2015