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Re: Funny But True Nigeria Facts! by samseen02(m): 12:54am On Jan 12, 2015
BISIXCLUSIVE:
bur no 9.is not funny.
ok i hear u bt 2 me e 4ny
Re: Funny But True Nigeria Facts! by GentleFrank(m): 6:41am On Jan 12, 2015
Lol
Re: Funny But True Nigeria Facts! by Olypeppy(f): 7:21am On Jan 12, 2015
One day one guy hit me and smiled,I had to search myself thoroughly including all thick and corner
Re: Funny But True Nigeria Facts! by BISIXCLUSIVE: 7:58am On Jan 12, 2015
samseen02:
ok i hear u bt 2 me e 4ny
hunnnnnnnn I knw wat u mean
Re: Funny But True Nigeria Facts! by Xynthialuvy(f): 8:40am On Jan 12, 2015
No 2 nd 8 so tru
Re: Funny But True Nigeria Facts! by twerkjack: 10:05am On Jan 12, 2015
Tinubu:
Ok

#bakfromban

In addition


1- Only in Nigeria... Where Jesus Christ will send you a whatsapp message threatening to kill you and your mother, if you don't forward it to a hundred other people embarassed


2- Only in Nigeria... Where every skinny girl thinks her talent is modeling


3- Only in Nigeria... When a landlord can see his tenant who is owing two years rent, installing ac undecided

4- Only in Nigeria... Where the Pastor gives you a world-class tackle, if you fail to go down under his anointing angry
IM SKINNY OOOO, N UR RIGHT MY TALENT IS MODELLIND LOLZ. BTW U MIGHT WANNA IMPROVE ON TOPICS, COS ALL UR TOPICS SUCK!!!!
Re: Funny But True Nigeria Facts! by thiefnubu(m): 10:13am On Jan 12, 2015
twerkjack:
IM SKINNY OOOO, N UR RIGHT MY TALENT IS MODELLIND LOLZ. BTW U MIGHT WANNA IMPROVE ON TOPICS, COS ALL UR TOPICS SUCK!!!!

Please, have you eaten this morning
Re: Funny But True Nigeria Facts! by Nobody: 10:48am On Jan 12, 2015
guilty of number 1and 2 grin

nice one
very funny but true
Re: Funny But True Nigeria Facts! by Nobody: 10:52am On Jan 12, 2015
I was here
Re: Funny But True Nigeria Facts! by twerkjack: 10:57am On Jan 12, 2015
Tinubu:


Please, have you eaten this morning
YEA THIEF
Re: Funny But True Nigeria Facts! by Nobody: 10:58am On Jan 12, 2015
cramjones:
One funny fact is that a country so blessed is ruled by a nonentity who calls a big booty woman to back it up on him after close to 300 girls were kidnapped. A nonentity who keeps mute while 2000 of his citizens are murdered.

Now compare and contrast these two pictures - France after a terrorist attack, and Nigeria after a rather more massive one - and tell if this is not a funny, albeit curious fact about Nigeria.

-CramJones
TRUE TALK
Re: Funny But True Nigeria Facts! by thiefnubu(m): 11:00am On Jan 12, 2015
twerkjack:
YEA THIEF

Did you beleful?

Btw, hope you are still taking your drugs
Re: Funny But True Nigeria Facts! by Asek1(m): 12:50pm On Jan 12, 2015
How will this make me olowo come to me
Re: Funny But True Nigeria Facts! by lanxlot(m): 5:22pm On Jan 12, 2015
ligopedro:


Ehya sorry na mistake .. No be u i dey aim na the waste bin .. how's ya Amu now . Lolz
grin grin Hale n hearty
Re: Funny But True Nigeria Facts! by twerkjack: 6:40pm On Jan 16, 2015
Tinubu:


Did you beleful?

Btw, hope you are still taking your drugs
CHINEKE KPO GI OKWU, IBERIBE!!!!!
Re: Funny But True Nigeria Facts! by twerkjack: 6:41pm On Jan 16, 2015
Tinubu:


Please, have you eaten this morning
SORRY DID I HURT U
Re: Funny But True Nigeria Facts! by thiefnubu(m): 6:46pm On Jan 16, 2015
twerkjack:
CHINEKE KPO GI OKWU, IBERIBE!!!!!
nkita ara lachakwa gi anya dia angry


If you wanna get acquainted, please do it civilly grin... Abusing me won't make me take more notice of you embarassed
Re: Funny But True Nigeria Facts! by twerkjack: 1:20pm On Jan 17, 2015
Tinubu:
nkita ara lachakwa gi anya dia angry


If you wanna get acquainted, please do it civilly grin... Abusing me won't make me take more notice of you embarassed
GET ACQUAINTED WITH U EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!! PUKES!

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