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the hustle is real....even the mighty cram jones is doing this rubbish



what a pity

Dammielog:
FUNNY BUT TRUE NIGERIA FACT :

1. The Toilet, best place to eat a stolen meat.

2. Why count your money in front of the ATM?
Will you return it if it's incomplete or is there a
button that says "incomplete''?

3. It amazes me that people are afraid to talk
in the exam room when the question clearly
said"Discuss''

4. Some girls are looking for tall guys with
pink lips and six packs when their father is short, potbellied with pommo lips.

5. It is only in Nigeria that a Policeman will
stop you and search your phone gallery for blue film.

6. If People Can Use "LOL" Without Even
Laughing Surely They Use"I Love You" Without Even Loving You.Be Guided.

7. It is only in Nigeria that when you Walking in the public & someone mistakenly hit you,you touch ur Private Part(Men).

8. It is only In Nigeria that if a Man ask a lady of her fone number it means she want to be Wooed by d Man.

9. You've been Engaged since 2010, till today
you're still ENGAGED.
MY sister,you're not LORD OF THE RINGS please
return that key holder

10. If runs girls don't fail sundays church services I wonder who will?

Guys shey I Lie?

ahmed486:
;DVery true talk
- go sleep jare. u no go close ya dry mouth

cramjones:


It is not a pity. Whatever it takes for Nairaland to stop churning these useless topics to the Frontpage and care that 2000 of Nigerians citizens died in one fell swop and no one is saying anything, makes me worried about the survival of this country. I guess 800,000 have to be killed before anyone takes notice.

-CramJones

SuperModerator:
11) it's only in Nigeria someone will steal billions of dollars as a president and we will still vote him for second term because he is from the same tribe with us, same religion or party affiliation.



Nigerians we need to be patriotic so this nation can move forward

blueto:

cramjones:


It is not a pity. Whatever it takes for Nairaland to stop churning these useless topics to the Frontpage and care that 2000 of Nigerians citizens died in one fell swop and no one is saying anything, makes me worried about the survival of this country. I guess 800,000 have to be killed before anyone takes notice.

-CramJones

Blackett:
Nairaland has always been about the traffic. Any useless topic that attracts a click is what is posted. Until someone takes his time to study Nairaland's weakness and use it against Nairaland, Nairaland will never sit up.

elantraceey:
I almost did no 2 today

blueto:

Dammielog:
it doesn't need to be so funny but they are all true fact we do Engage or Experience everyday of our lives..

blueto: