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My people be very careful these days... This happened to me last night when I returned
home..
I can't believe what happened to me, Wonders dey always say shall
never end. I was standing in front of d entrance of my house waiting for d security to open
d gate so I
can go in. Then a woman came n told me dat she knows me, dat she has met me b4. So I
was like I can't really recall where and when I met u? Den d woman said dat she had met
me in Abia St, at NYSC camp in umunaa-bende yrs ago..
Oops! Madam, I' did not serve in ABIA state, I aven't even complete d statement, I heard
"TAWAI ", A very hot slap on my face.
if d temperature of dat slap was to be measured, it will be around 200degrees. I felt so
confused, at first I thot d slap was from a man,
I tried to ask her wat I av done, I was trying to apologize, sorry Ma for nt recalling I think
‘TAWAAAIII!’ d hot slap came de 2nd time !
Haaa! I couldn't bear it any longer. I regretted being alone in d nyt. I held d woman's hair n
started pulling her legs. I pulled and pulled, stretched and stretched her legs then pulled again
just as am pulling ur legs. now. =))
hahahaaha... Kaiiiii! U too like gist oooooooo. See as u dey serious dey read am... Just want
to say, compliments of the season. we shall all witness 2015 in a happy mood...

jonsing

sleemoon:
My people be very careful these days... This happened to me last night when I returned
home..
I can't believe what happened to me, Wonders dey always say shall
never end. I was standing in front of d entrance of my house waiting for d security to open

For giving false alarm ,may you be attacked by REAL scammers that will GIVE you a HEAVY, THUNDEROUS SLAP. amen

Op i know u r mad, ok, but are u drunk as well?

illicit:
Op i know u r mad, ok, but are u drunk as well?

Illicit is stalking me oooo...

sleemoon:
Illicit is stalking me oooo...

ur left yansh