I remember my NYSC year in Bauchi, if you see me ehh...... you go understand.
by the way Bauchi is close to Jos...... like Aba and PH

ericessien24:
Nigerians living foreign life without being to an airport

Temperature in Jos is between 10c and 11c. you don't need to get to an airport to think of self preservation.

amakufrancis:


wayback i reside in jos north, LGA
Rukuba road

where do you reside?

polo roundabout dearie, hmmm that river and trees over there is doing us more injustice.

alberto2k:
Drinking garri with hot water in the afternoon

How is that even possible? Na Eba be that lol

GogetterMD:
You think Jos is cold? The kinda cold you experience in Jos during the harmattan is what you would experience in Mangu or Pankshin in August, lest of now. Those are the coldest places in Nigeria, and both are also I'm Plateau state, though a little distance from Jos

Correct! that's true my brother . I heard snow/ice falls freely while raining in especially Pankshin. Camped in mangu and it was officially announced that you can wear anything as long as it's under your white. Come see how people dey dress like hunters !

Ogoanita:
polo roundabout dearie, hmmm that river and trees over there is doing us more injustice.

Chisus that area within that river?

Wear at least 4 sweaters.

Damianobi:
I wonda who will boil water jst 2 brush his/her teeth

a lot of people! (including me) *covers face

Larrylarex:
LWTMB! Eleyii gidi gan-an! But shey the thing no go turn to EBA in? #justwondering

They are professionls, they are good at what they do... You'll be shocked man

I would have been very happy if my temperature here was 10 degree celsius . I never had d privilege of visiting Jos during the harmattan back home.

At this very moment, the temp here is 1 degree fahrenheit not even celsius . This cold can change your destiny.
Chei, e nor easy to hussle. Na money and better life carry us come here. Na only me Waka come

In my own opinion, cold in Jos is overrated.

The coldest town in Nigeria is called Gembu at Taraba State.

Lobatan.

amakufrancis:


Chisus that area within that river?

Wear at least 4 sweaters.

come n see girls dressing decently, lol if d only criterion for entering heaven right now, for jos ladies we don pass heaven be dat o

ajoskele:
Baba, bone talk jor. Too much words no dey full basket. U no wetin I dey do for here? I no dey use socks, na hoses I dey wear. E don even tear sev.
Wait, why u con use Lagos as reference point na? Na only Lagosians dey hia?




Olorun jor oh!!

LWKMD! A man using hose?! Well I'm from Lagos and what we have over there is nothing like this.

Wow! Jos sounds cool.

But over here in Saambisar, it's always hot.

And anytime the temperature tries to drop

We use b0mbs n grenades to ignite more heat.

Yes of course, we like it hawt! Maybe, you should move over here, huh? I'm ready for a swop, if you don't mind

craziest is when u bath with detol cool with an ice chilled water from the freezer.

Looopy:
The same weather as California!!! Seriously??

No mind us, we're bush people

Looopy:
The same weather as California!!! Seriously??

I'm telling you bro! Make research on it. Ever wondered why white men love Jos before the crisis era? There are still a handful of them remaining

Spidermon:
It won't be difficult to convince a lady to f*ck over there. The harmattan will do half of the forepllay for you.

Jos girls have grown used to it... now, runs girls charge extra: Take it or leave it... which ofcourse leaves you no choice.

A woman will surrender her body to be abused by strangers for a price... but will surrender her soul for love:- King Nebu.Uka.D.N'Eze 700bc

I am proud of my country Nigeria, proud of my state the Plateau.. am also proud of my name Pam Daniel... am proud I am Berom by tribe... Thank God for the cold... its good for Irish potatoes...

Infomizer:
Do they have refrigerators there

All cooling equipments (fan and ac) are as useless as the 'p' in psychology! but fridges and freezers were only used to preserve foods. Hmm here wey people dey boil pure water drink?

Larrylarex:

LWKMD! A man using hose?! Well I'm from Lagos and what we have over there is nothing like this.

Na hose wey i dey use play ball I dey talk oo..baba, the harmattan for dis Osun go "re-dry" one yeye dry bone wey wan rise again.



Olorun jor oh!!

lestat:
@OP I heard there's a place so cold in Jos called panchee? Is this true? I heard it's the coldest place in Jos? Please captain needed....who knows about his should enlighten me

Pankshin is one of the local government on the Plateau and is by far the coldest. #snowfall things

What about mad men n women that patrol the environment without the above mentioned,does it mean they will freeze to death beofre morning?

drinking very hot tea that can even burn the tongue of that guy who stays in lagos.

Sirkay78:
presently where I am is 6°C Alexandria Egypt never experienced such cold in my live when it 20°C we happy a little bit

We've actually experienced a temperature drop to that level in Jos o! wonder how they survive in Pankshin

tigonana:
Infact I no understand dis harmattan,infact I don tell my oga say I knw dey cme work 4 a week[b][/b] if he like mke he sack me I no fit kill myself. [b][/b]

drnoel:


Did u say froze to their deaths? Pls what temp was the weather in jos 4 people to freeze? Was it up to 32 degrees?

32?!! We've never had temperature that high this winter. we're talking about <10°C here!

2 shots of any strong alcoholic drink at intervals. morning, evening and at bedtime. for me its my all time favourite McDowell's.

I hated that city . Was there By this time last year went to ray field areas damn cold had to finish the whole brandy in the bar and was smoking like a trailer

Men at end of the day I still froze and got this terrible cold ..I had to run back to Lagos

There soup rarely sour without warming and get ready to ear cold

But I saw an oyibo just wearing singlets

If Jos is Luke this how will Moscow be

sonnel:
What about mad men n women that patrol the environment without the above mentioned,does it mean they will freeze to death beofre morning?

They have frozen by now or they are in hibernation and aestivation process

Prolonged inanimate state

Ogoanita:
polo roundabout dearie, hmmm that river and trees over there is doing us more injustice.

I know that place very well. I'm in tudun wada. How is the cold this morning ?

South west Nigeria has the best climate, every weather seems moderate.