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Before they find The One, most women have experiences with a whole parade of Not The Ones. Although some of these guys are fun, you just know in your heart that they aren’t Mr. Right. But no woman’s dating life is complete without at least a few of these boyfriends to reminisce or laugh about when you’re old and gray.

1. The Hot Guy

This guy is super attractive. Women’s heads turn when you walk into a party with him. It’s a great ego boost until you overhear people wondering why he’s with you. And you never thought of yourself as unattractive before! That’s relativity for you. Also, he focuses on going to the gym a little too much.  Oh well, next.

2. The Cool Guy

This guy has heard of bands, beers, and even countries that you haven’t. He knows everything that’s on-trend, and you know by what he’s wearing right now what shoes guys will be wearing next year. To be honest, it’s a little exhausting to date him. You have to buy a whole new wardrobe and reevaluate your taste in music. So, you move on.

3. The Ambitious Guy

Your mom loves this one. He has an internship at an investment bank, then he becomes an analyst. Or else he’s in academics and on track to get his PhD before age 27. Either way, you barely ever see him. Sorry, Mom.

4. The Brilliant Guy

This guy reads three books a day and still has time to analyze the latest indie film. He excels at work and at leisure, but his leisure is basically reading books and being the smartest commenter on reddit. You leave when you start fantasizing about The Hot Guy again.

5. The Guy Who Always Liked You

This is the guy who had a crush on you since 5th grade. You’ve always stayed friends and one day you gave in and made out with him. Now he is obsessed with you, but you’re still lukewarm on him. We know if this was a romantic comedy, you’d fall head over heels for him, but it’s not. So, you let him down gently and skedaddle.

6. The Partier

You met this guy at a party and ran into him at two other parties that month. When you started dating, you realized that this wasn’t fate at all; it’s just because he goes to every single party within a 20 mile radius.  He’s also always wasted.  You leave when you start stalking The Brilliant Guy on nairaland

The One

Not a minute too soon, The One arrives on the scene. Smart, handsome, warm, honest, and kind, you know right away that you’re in love, but you don’t tell him until a few months in. Whereupon he says he knew you were The One for him right away too. Ah, love.

Disclaimer:  sometimes people have multiple “The Ones.”  But for the purposes of this write up we will not dwell on that.  And if you end things with one The One, date some others from the list to get your groove back and then get back out there looking for The Next One.


let the critics hop in

hmmm

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Now you wrote 7 types of guys a girl may meet before the one and later the guys would write also 7 types of girls a guy may meet before the one and later the married people would write 7 types of married men a married woman woman may meet before the one and later sugar mummies would write 7 types of sugar mummies a guy may meet before the one and later the sugar dadies would write 7 types of sugar daddies a girl may meet before the one....


Now the question is, who is deceiving who?

I see atleast 6 different types of sex partners

Sometimes it's just better for you girls to chill and give all those random, aimless dating a break. Instead of jumping from one Mr Hot guy to Mr Cool guy to Mr partier and in the process generously increasing the mileage on your vagina; It's better to just chill and keep yourself for The One

The same holds true for guys too

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InZA:
I see atleast 6 different types of sex partners

Sometimes it's just better for you girls to chill and give all those random, aimless dating a break. Instead of jumping from one Mr Hot guy to Mr Cool guy to Mr partier and in the process generously increasing the mileage on your vagina; It's better to just chill and keep yourself for The One

The same holds true for guys too

The problem is they don't get to appreciate the one or even love him without trying out different types of guys or relationships. She probably would have met the one in between these previous relationships

neoapocalypse:
The problem is they don't get to appreciate the one or even love him without trying out different types of guys or relationships. She probably would have met the one in between these previous relationships

True.

InZA:
I see atleast 6 different types of sex partners

Sometimes it's just better for you girls to chill and give all those random, aimless dating a break. Instead of jumping from one Mr Hot guy to Mr Cool guy to Mr partier and in the process generously increasing the mileage on your vagina; It's better to just chill and keep yourself for The One

The same holds true for guys too

dont mind them, mr hot, mr cool them go soon jam mr microwave and mr jolly

Hmmm.. Interesting.

what does it mean when your friend tells you: you're her phone guy.

Clinton594:
what does it mean when your friend tells you: you're her phone guy.

ask google

DSuperWoman:
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ma'am please dont derail my thread.
thanks

InZA:
I see atleast 6 different types of sex partners

Sometimes it's just better for you girls to chill and give all those random, aimless dating a break. Instead of jumping from one Mr Hot guy to Mr Cool guy to Mr partier and in the process generously increasing the mileage on your vagina; It's better to just chill and keep yourself for The One

The same holds true for guys too

true

faqman:
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ireneony:
hmmm

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pinkiecutie:
ask googled

you mean Google?

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Can be annoying to scroll for nothing right...

Don't worry dear you're not alone. I plan to derail many other threads too

pinkiecutie:
ma'am please dont derail my thread.
thanks

I must date 7 guys b4 i find d one nawa o

atimes THE ONE do come b4 dese aforemention ones, bt most ladies do ignore dem... na dia type u go see for church @ age of 40 & above still lookin for d 1...

mirexxx:
I must date 7 guys b4 i find d one nawa o

never said so..
among the 7 you r likely to date one b4 ur ideal man