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| 10 Sermons Most Young Ladies Will Likely Turn Deaf Ears To by tosyne2much(op): 8:41am On Jan 11, 2015*. Modified: 11:40am On Jan 11, 2015 |
I have been to various Youths & Singles Programme in churches and I noticed there are some sermons that will register discomfort and E no con-sign me on the faces of the ladies  Take A Glass Of Yobo Drink & Relax  10 Sermons Most Young Ladies Will Likely Turn Deaf Ears To 1. Do Not Have A Boyfriend Haaaaaaaa !!! This is a tough sermon oooo. I remembered vividly when we held Youths & Singles Programme in my fellowship & the ladies were advised not to have to boyfriend not until they are of marriageable age. You just need to see the way the ladies were looking as if they should grab the pastor and tear him to pieces 2. Don't Allow A Guy You Are Dating Hug You Haaaaaa I bet many young ladies will not like to hear this.. The pastor says NO form of hugging is allowed because her bosoms has activating power that could activate thoughts of a average dude... Funny right ? 3. Direct Your Toaster(s) To Your Pastor So many churches demand a lady directs her toaster(s) to the pastor for assessment, that is, when a brother in the church approaches her, she dare not show green light, kindly direct him to your pastor for assessment. * ehhhnnn dis one use style hard oooo .. I guess every lady will only be willing to inform her pastor when everything is set but advising her to direct her toaster(s) to her pastors is a NO NO for many young ladies4. Do Not Visit Any Guy You Are Not Married To I have also attended a Programme when the host (pastor) condemned the act of a lady visiting her fiance. He urged them to meet him in the church, eatery, or when a third party will be present, else they should not go at all 5. Take A Friend Along With Going To His House This sounds like the ladies are being protected from having sex with their lovers. Some pastor preaches against going on a visit when he's alone at home because he believes it should be the best measures taken to curb sex before marriage. This is most likely to go through the left ear & pass through the right ear of our ladies 6. Do Not Open Your Legs For Him Since sex is what some ladies use to tie their men down, it will pass through the left eat and go out of the right ear the moment a pastor threatens them to stop the act 7. Do Not Wear Ear Rings Most ladies in churches will change their facial expression when a pastor condemns the use of earringa at the expense of salvation. It takes a personal decision to do away with earrings & jewelry. Therefore, preaching against it will not enter the head of our ladies 8. Do Not Wear Trousers This has been a serious debate for a long time. So many ladies don't believe wearing of trousers is a sin because there no Bible verse describing how a man or a woman's garment looks like 9. Any Attachment To Your Body Is A Sin Hiaaaaaaan !!! No weavon, no make-up, no lipstick gloss.. 90% of Nigerian ladies will turn deaf ear to such a sermon when they know that is what ignite their beauty 10. Don't Not Consider Dating A Man Who Is Not Born Again Let's not deceive ourselves. What is the percentage of men who are genuinely born again ? Ladies will most likely turn deaf ears because they know it won't be easy & it might take them eternity searching born again dudes 46 Likes 11 Shares |
| Re: 10 Sermons Most Young Ladies Will Likely Turn Deaf Ears To by cutieberie1(f): 8:42am On Jan 11, 2015*. Modified: 12:39pm On Jan 11, 2015 |
nyc post i agree with no.10 5 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: 10 Sermons Most Young Ladies Will Likely Turn Deaf Ears To by elantraceey(f): 8:51am On Jan 11, 2015*. Modified: 9:38am On Jan 11, 2015 |
1. Do Not Have A BoyfriendI can't listen to this , should I get married to someone I don't know? Being in a relationship gives you time to study and know the person you want to get married to. 2. Don't Allow A Guy You Are Dating Hug YouWhere is it stated in the Bible?  3. Direct Your Toaster(s) To Your PastorI'll definitely show him my fiance not toasters else I'll be in his office weekly 4. Do Not Visit Any Guy You Are Not Married ToNo way , at least I should get to know how he takes care of himself and his house once in a while. 6. Do Not Open Your Legs For HimI agree , never!!  7. Do Not Wear Ear RingsI can't attend a church that preaches this. 10. Don't Not Consider Dating A Man Who Is Notwell well well , I'm beginning to change my stand on this recently. 20 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: 10 Sermons Most Young Ladies Will Likely Turn Deaf Ears To by Hazardd(m): 9:16am On Jan 11, 2015 |
ok 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: 10 Sermons Most Young Ladies Will Likely Turn Deaf Ears To by Nobody: 9:17am On Jan 11, 2015 |
Number1 has summarised it all. There's no need for a christian to be having boyfriend or girlfriend if he/she is really a christian. P.S- No Muslim or Atheist should quote me. Thanks 3 Likes |
| Re: 10 Sermons Most Young Ladies Will Likely Turn Deaf Ears To by tosyne2much(op): 9:33am On Jan 11, 2015*. Modified: 2:34pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
The standard wey God put heaven hard die.. If God offer pre-degree programme for Heaven sef, people go boku wey dem go still short listed 6 Likes |
| Re: 10 Sermons Most Young Ladies Will Likely Turn Deaf Ears To by Nobody: 9:39am On Jan 11, 2015 |
tosyne2much:I don't even have, to start with.... |
| Re: 10 Sermons Most Young Ladies Will Likely Turn Deaf Ears To by Nobody: 9:47am On Jan 11, 2015 |
elantraceey:Don't be misled. Boyfriend and girlfriend relationship is different from courting. Bible condemns the former not the latter.  6 Likes |
| Re: 10 Sermons Most Young Ladies Will Likely Turn Deaf Ears To by Nobody: 10:05am On Jan 11, 2015 |
1)Boyfriends-A Godly relationship is ok. 2)Hugging-HABA!!,i love hugging 3)How wl i direct toasters to pastor,looks childish. 4)I dnt visit pple,alwaz indoor 6)I agree with this 7)Ear-rings has been causing pains for me recently,i have to stop. I love trousers,it brings out the shape 9)I disagree with this. 10)  4 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: 10 Sermons Most Young Ladies Will Likely Turn Deaf Ears To by naturally: 10:10am On Jan 11, 2015 |
They will never listen to such 1 Like |
| Re: 10 Sermons Most Young Ladies Will Likely Turn Deaf Ears To by youngpee(m): 10:15am On Jan 11, 2015 |
I will be back |
| Re: 10 Sermons Most Young Ladies Will Likely Turn Deaf Ears To by Nobody: 10:25am On Jan 11, 2015 |
nice I like this guy 1 Like |
| Re: 10 Sermons Most Young Ladies Will Likely Turn Deaf Ears To by Nobody: 10:27am On Jan 11, 2015 |
kristina1:. 1 Like |
| Re: 10 Sermons Most Young Ladies Will Likely Turn Deaf Ears To by Nobody: 10:40am On Jan 11, 2015 |
Japhet04:Dnt use me to book space |
| Re: 10 Sermons Most Young Ladies Will Likely Turn Deaf Ears To by Nobody: 10:43am On Jan 11, 2015 |
kristina1:I have something to tell you, but it would be more interesting if he makes FP first |
| Re: 10 Sermons Most Young Ladies Will Likely Turn Deaf Ears To by mentorandfriend(m): 10:45am On Jan 11, 2015 |
Ya, because most of those teachings are unscriptural. |
| Re: 10 Sermons Most Young Ladies Will Likely Turn Deaf Ears To by Nobody: 10:52am On Jan 11, 2015 |
Japhet04:I said my mind. And pls no insults  |
| Re: 10 Sermons Most Young Ladies Will Likely Turn Deaf Ears To by Nobody: 10:59am On Jan 11, 2015 |
kristina1:trust me |
| Re: 10 Sermons Most Young Ladies Will Likely Turn Deaf Ears To by Kenneth205(m): 7:27pm On Jan 11, 2015 |
On point bro! |
| Re: 10 Sermons Most Young Ladies Will Likely Turn Deaf Ears To by Maccoy1(m): 10:05am On Jan 15, 2015 |
Oh boy if na like this, ladies wey go enter hell fire Borku(them plenty)...LORD HAVE MERCY 2 Likes |
| Re: 10 Sermons Most Young Ladies Will Likely Turn Deaf Ears To by Rapsainot(m): 6:22am On Jan 16, 2015 |
| I don't even know wetin dey laugh me after reading this... |
| Re: 10 Sermons Most Young Ladies Will Likely Turn Deaf Ears To by Nobody: 12:36pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
Mtchew. I wanted to add mine, but the topic doesn't look like one that will generate likes. 1 Like
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| Re: 10 Sermons Most Young Ladies Will Likely Turn Deaf Ears To by PerfumeRepublik: 12:37pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
Tough one . Goes in from one ear out from the other. The 3 abrahamic religions always disagree with natural sexuality 1 Like |
| Re: 10 Sermons Most Young Ladies Will Likely Turn Deaf Ears To by Goahead(m): 12:38pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
Must it be women all the time 9 Likes |
| Re: 10 Sermons Most Young Ladies Will Likely Turn Deaf Ears To by clefstone(m): 12:38pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
E |
| Re: 10 Sermons Most Young Ladies Will Likely Turn Deaf Ears To by englishmart(m): 12:39pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
lol 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: 10 Sermons Most Young Ladies Will Likely Turn Deaf Ears To by DeCritique(m): 12:39pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
Yes oh.... On point! Most ladies won't even dare to allow the pastor complete his statement before they face down and start pressing their phones or use their hand fans to start blowing away imaginary heat!! Babes dem, I hail oh!! 11 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: 10 Sermons Most Young Ladies Will Likely Turn Deaf Ears To by GlorifiedTunde(m): 12:39pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
# Don't marry him just because he is rich 1 Like |
| Re: 10 Sermons Most Young Ladies Will Likely Turn Deaf Ears To by mcdokwe(m): 12:39pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
Ok |
| Re: 10 Sermons Most Young Ladies Will Likely Turn Deaf Ears To by justi4jesu(f): 12:40pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
3. Direct Your Toaster(s) To Your PastorVery funny, there must be a verrryyyyyy long queue in pastor's office, if every girl does this. 3 Likes |
| Re: 10 Sermons Most Young Ladies Will Likely Turn Deaf Ears To by Ebubeslym(m): 12:40pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
Op these girls will not follow everything the pastor says verbatim.. in Psquare's voice Do What's right never give up on it. |
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