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Zimbabwean Bedridden After Fasting For God To Give Him Lamborghini For His Babe by Nobody: 11:38pm On May 24, 2021
Deeply religious Mark Muradzira became convinced that a fast of 40 days and 40 nights would be enough to make God give him a luxury car, but passed out after 33 days

A deluded bloke who thought that God would give him a Lamborghini if he fasted for 40 days and 40 night in the wilderness came close to death in his bid to give his girlfriend her dream car.

Mark Muradzira, a Youth Leader of Risen Saints Church in Bindura, central Zimbabwe, hid out in remote mountain country to prevent him from being tempted to eat, reports the Mbare Times.

Luckily concerned friends tracked him down after just 33 days and took the emaciated 27-year-old to Bindura General Hospital where he is said to be showing signs of recovery.

Muradzira, who is unemployed, was desperate to gives girlfriend the car she wanted and with no way of finding the £150,000 or so he needed, decided that a 40 day fast might encourage God to help him out.

Unfortunately, the plan didn’t quite work. His church leader Bishop Mawuru said: "He should at least have fasted for a job since he is unemployed."

Muradzira’s fellow churchgoers started trying to raise enough money to buy their hapless co-religionist a £150k Lambo, but the fundraiser sputtered out at around the £30 mark.

The money they managed to raise has since been diverted to help settle Muradzira’s hefty medical bill.

It’s not clear for how long Muradzira went without water as well as food. A human being can theoretically last up to three weeks without food. Mahatma Gandhi reportedly survived a 21-day fast.

However, going for much more than three or four days without water would lead to serious health problems and a week is probably the outside limit.

Claude Piantadosi of Duke University told Fox News: "You can go 100 hours without drinking at an average temperature outdoors.

"If it’s cooler, you can go a little longer. If you are exposed to direct sunlight, it’s less."
Source: https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/deluded-man-almost-starves-death-24174551

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Re: Zimbabwean Bedridden After Fasting For God To Give Him Lamborghini For His Babe by doggedfighter(f): 11:40pm On May 24, 2021
Religious folks will blame him now grin

Didn't your Bible say ask anything in his name? grin grin


Religion is a deadening deadly disease.



This man is a true lover grin grin

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Re: Zimbabwean Bedridden After Fasting For God To Give Him Lamborghini For His Babe by Hashabiah: 11:44pm On May 24, 2021
This man has the heart of a fool. But God is truly merciful even to fools and their ways.

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Re: Zimbabwean Bedridden After Fasting For God To Give Him Lamborghini For His Babe by illicit(m): 12:00am On May 25, 2021
Simp

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Re: Zimbabwean Bedridden After Fasting For God To Give Him Lamborghini For His Babe by AlhajiNatty(m): 12:00am On May 25, 2021
Okpo Hausa.

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Re: Zimbabwean Bedridden After Fasting For God To Give Him Lamborghini For His Babe by lilvicky68(m): 12:12am On May 25, 2021
doggedfighter:
Religious folks will blame him now grin

Didn't your Bible say ask anything in his name? grin grin




This man is a true lover grin grin
The Bible expects us to ask wisely..

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Re: Zimbabwean Bedridden After Fasting For God To Give Him Lamborghini For His Babe by doggedfighter(f): 12:18am On May 25, 2021
lilvicky68:

The Bible expects us to ask wisely..

Poor defence grin

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Re: Zimbabwean Bedridden After Fasting For God To Give Him Lamborghini For His Babe by lilvicky68(m): 12:20am On May 25, 2021
doggedfighter:


Poor defense grin
Lol..just like if I start fasting to be the richest man in the world...it's suicide now..

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Re: Zimbabwean Bedridden After Fasting For God To Give Him Lamborghini For His Babe by Righteousness2(m): 12:47am On May 25, 2021
Wealth does not Just answer to Prayer/ Fasting!
Wealth answers to Principles. There are laid down principles for Wealth open to All Humans.
1. And ye shall serve the Lord your GOD and HE will bless your bread and water
2. As long as the Earth remains, Seed Time and Harvest shall not cease
3. Give and it shall be Given unto u.
4. Seest thou a Man Diligent in his business, He shall stand before Kings he shall not stand Befor mean men.
5. And ye shall remember the Lord your GOD for it is he that gives the POWER to get Wealth.
There are many other Principles laid out by GOD for All.

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Re: Zimbabwean Bedridden After Fasting For God To Give Him Lamborghini For His Babe by Nobody: 5:46am On May 25, 2021
Very stupid guy.

360 degrees stupid.

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Re: Zimbabwean Bedridden After Fasting For God To Give Him Lamborghini For His Babe by xpressionx(m): 5:59am On May 25, 2021
He's suffering from ignoramus stupidities

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Re: Zimbabwean Bedridden After Fasting For God To Give Him Lamborghini For His Babe by Kiddogarcia(m): 6:46am On May 25, 2021
Southern African and weirdness ehn,na me be your best plug for everything sexual enhancement tho

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Re: Zimbabwean Bedridden After Fasting For God To Give Him Lamborghini For His Babe by OlayemiAshraf(m): 7:18am On May 25, 2021
He should be happy grin .... He asked for Lamborghini but his lovely God gave him bedridden grin grin

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Re: Zimbabwean Bedridden After Fasting For God To Give Him Lamborghini For His Babe by punisha: 7:37am On May 25, 2021
What won't some men do for love biko?


Aunty might have been collecting preeq somewhere while this Oga was busy calling down car from heaven just yo impress her.

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Re: Zimbabwean Bedridden After Fasting For God To Give Him Lamborghini For His Babe by kenzysmith(m): 7:45am On May 25, 2021
Not even wife some men Simpson nature are next to num

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Re: Zimbabwean Bedridden After Fasting For God To Give Him Lamborghini For His Babe by Kingluqman(m): 8:48am On May 25, 2021
grin
Re: Zimbabwean Bedridden After Fasting For God To Give Him Lamborghini For His Babe by Sebastine1994(m): 8:48am On May 25, 2021
Let me tell you a personal story.

My room mate back then in school was a party animal, who will never pick up his book to read until the 11th hour. Then he would start fasting and praying.

That is how most Africans behave, you want God to do everything for you.

few days back, some prayer warriors from MFM were praying for fire to stop instead of doing the needful.

Oyedopo is building more churches, dunamis, chosen, redeemed are some of our biggest churches yet we don't have real christains but norminal christains, who just profess christainity

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Re: Zimbabwean Bedridden After Fasting For God To Give Him Lamborghini For His Babe by EasyPeazy: 8:48am On May 25, 2021
Nawa
Re: Zimbabwean Bedridden After Fasting For God To Give Him Lamborghini For His Babe by Sabadon(m): 8:48am On May 25, 2021
Wahala no too much?

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Re: Zimbabwean Bedridden After Fasting For God To Give Him Lamborghini For His Babe by chukwuibuipob: 8:48am On May 25, 2021
sad At least he get wheelchair Lamborghini cool.Good for him

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Re: Zimbabwean Bedridden After Fasting For God To Give Him Lamborghini For His Babe by Nobody: 8:48am On May 25, 2021
God can never be blame for human stupidity.. so this guy wanna test God... I just laugh wetin u gain nah

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Re: Zimbabwean Bedridden After Fasting For God To Give Him Lamborghini For His Babe by BigDawsNet: 8:48am On May 25, 2021
Doesn't work that way...
Re: Zimbabwean Bedridden After Fasting For God To Give Him Lamborghini For His Babe by eherbal(m): 8:49am On May 25, 2021
He should at least have fasted for a job since he is unemployed." . That bishop na savage abeg grin

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Re: Zimbabwean Bedridden After Fasting For God To Give Him Lamborghini For His Babe by design106: 8:49am On May 25, 2021
cool
Re: Zimbabwean Bedridden After Fasting For God To Give Him Lamborghini For His Babe by FREEMADNESS: 8:49am On May 25, 2021
he just fasted for nothing. he should ve prayed and fast for a his dream job instead of dream car, to even make matters worst the car was meant for a pussy a$$ bitch. what a fool.





PRAYER WITHOUT WORK IS USELESS!!!

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Re: Zimbabwean Bedridden After Fasting For God To Give Him Lamborghini For His Babe by newinventions: 8:49am On May 25, 2021
Nothing wey Musa no go hear for gate.
Re: Zimbabwean Bedridden After Fasting For God To Give Him Lamborghini For His Babe by Nobody: 8:50am On May 25, 2021
Lol... Thats the ignorance the bible talks about

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