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Bluestarry:
long time oga... Aw u dia?

Emanuel1997:
lol cant stop laughing so funny

Ali1king:
bros i dey na skul exam cus am

Bluestarry:
welcome oga..aw body na

Ali1king:
body no dey well i dey laugh so tey all my friends gada ontop my head dey look me like mad man

Bluestarry:
lol no let dem catch you o

kwencypresh:
chaii...see dis madt man dey inside church d read story for NL
nor let devil begin open porn magazine for ur head ooooo
e go bad


anywaz Blue sea tank u for d update

Ali1king:
wen dey won slap me to soji my brain na im i tell dem d sugarcane and stew part all of dem don dey laugh me self i no fit control dem

Bluestarry:
yabaleft fit na

kwencypresh:
chaii...see dis madt man dey inside church d read story for NL
nor let devil begin open porn magazine for ur head ooooo
e go bad


anywaz Blue sea tank u for d update

Bluestarry:
ahhh ! Thanks for showing here, i thought you will never honour my invitation o. Welcome oga, update drops after service.

Therock5555:
I been wan tell you something but I remembered that today is Sunday so make I just free u.... For now

Therock5555:
I been wan tell you something but I remembered that today is Sunday so make I just free u.... For now

Bluestarry:
love you too bae

Bluestarry:
thanks for commenting. Keep laughing and keep commenting.

ikombe:
keep laughing when no be madness don start

KingzPen:
Awesome Work Boss... Following You...

Keep The Flag Flying...

Onemansquad:
Bluestarry na u call me cum hia oo
#why u lyk 2 dy divert from the main plot na abg u nid 2 do sumtin abt am oo 2 make d story make sense well nd check ur spellings too


btw why u cum put ur pix afta dat last update na abg remuv dat tin no let litle children lyk stuff46 nd fatalveli get nightmare

Bluestarry:
She looked at me in pity and walked out of the room shaking her head.

To be sincere, I've seen a church that had such name. I swear some church names fit do make Satan fear.

"are you coming?" i asked as she went out. She looked back and.... Did she just wink at me? Maybe i no look am well.

I went out of the room into the corridor where captain rock stood with ngozi. Wonder what they were doing, abi their room no contain them? Passed them and headed out of the house, with one venue in my brain.

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I arrived Kelly eatery and ordered for ekpangnkukwuo and two cups of hot coffee. Never seen such a weird combination before? What of my nigga captain that mixed cigar and bread together? E go chop bread then toshh cigar. Ok what of sugar cane and stew? If these kind of combination were eaten, believe me, there would be no kwashiokor, we would have been living healthily. Skin looking fresh and smooth. I can testify that on rock the day he ate mango and afang soup. He looked so cute and tall, but lived in the pit toilet for two days.


I heard mango and Pepsi gives one a direct visa to hell or heaven, depends on what you choose. How true is that?

I went to the eatery for two things ; getting my stomach feed and meeting lekpakelly.

After finish eating and no sign of her, i requested for two take aways, i paid my bill and walked out of the eatery. The take away werent for my friends o. Only God knows when last i ate in that house. And if i eat, is either am paired with rock or Joe.

I decided withdrawing money since my wallet was running dry. I smiled when i recalled N750,000 was chilling in my account. N500,000 sent by my pman and the rest were my hard earn money.

My thoughts went back to Mrs Sandra, Josephine, and aminat. Ohhh how i miss that diva, so good on bed and lively. Adamu? That ugly nigga... My oga landlord... The owner of the double edged cutlass. Happiness... Ohhhh that girl that almost got my head served to her father in a platter of "naiii naiii". *tray*

And chioma, her bakassi that i wasn't opportune to tap. Maybe na oga landlord wey dey service am now. Wish him good luck. Was i still wanted by Mr peter? I dare not go back to that town.

I was snapped back from my reverie when a keke pulled up in my front. And the rider of the machine i swear was a wonderful creature.

He was decorated with a big mound which serves as a horn on his forehead. It was so wonderfully made that i smiled at it.

This man in my front was far more uglier than adamu, for once i found him handsome compared to the monster in my front.

He wore red coat, you know there is a wide difference between a suit and a coat. No need to explain that. The coat he wore looked as if it wore him instead.

His eyes almost closed like a day born rat. I wonder how he dey see road. Na this kind thing the cause accident o after dem go talk say na wintch. Road safety dem no see this guy?