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OK..check this out-probably I'm promiscuous or something. I know everyone have their embarrassing moments in life. But i just thought perhaps i could share mine.
To cut long story short..
I met my Ex on the way while going 2 visit a friend, suddenly she gave me a big hug when i only intended giving her a handshake,as if that wasn't enough..she started giving me a Deep kiss right there in the middle of the road..Now,guess what happened?
My D**k became as hard as a sledgehammer & hell! it was so obvious that she noticed it & started laughing...at same time i caught 2 guys & a Gurl passing by were smiling.. Damn,i wish i could punch someone right there & then.
Oya..Drop your own most embarrassing day of your life.

Lemme book a space

My pant tored when i alighted frm the bike n it waz very obvious. the most embarrassing thing was dat my ex and her friends were there looking at me,chai!! Dat day i prayed the earth should open and swallow me.

Interesting.

emitheo:
. Damn,i wish i could punch someone right there & then.

wasn't she standing right before you? you should have helped urself with her nose. just one well-aimed punch.

A hug and a mere kiss and ur dickk went dat wild?
Ur dickk no just respect ur privacy at all, even for main road......
But Op no vex, if na me been see u for dat mood, I for laugh sotey u go vex go cut am komot....
#Konjii na bastard
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.Meanwhile my own no far from urs ooo..... It was way back during my secondary school days, I was a class rep then.....It was approaching exam time and so, there was no much teachings again.... At a point, d class got messy.... Me I lap my babe like dat for class dey do love.. I don't know wat on earth brought our headmaster to d class at dat same time... As d class rep, he beckoned on me and I stood up, choii dickk don hard sotey my trouser wan burst.... Despite d shock I got on sighting d principal, my dickk no just send...it was hell bent on exposing and disgracing me dat day..... As I stood up, I pretended to be buckling up my sandals which almost took me eternity and luckily and very luckily for me, my assistant rep was on hand to answer to d call....... When oga headmaster finally left, oboy see as class just dey laugh me........ I been just dey pity myself Sha.........
Dickk no gree hear instructions oooo

Thats the most embarazin moment of yha life ? ..of ya life? ...then yhu rily neva had an embarazin moment

Rextayne:
My pant tored when i aligned frm the bike,

I was there and















I saw everything

S. B. A. N

Rextayne:
My pant tored when i aligned frm the bike,

cant stop laughing

God!!!

this thread is so funny.

l laugh sote i fall from ewedu tree.

still laughing

Op u go skul but ur manhood no follow u go!

I'm a Roman Catholic;I went for confession one day as required by the laws of the church.The priest was doing this open-confession shiit,people on the queue could see you and the priest;but couldn't hear what you were saying.
I think I confessed a sin that made the priest stand up and shout ' WHAT!!!!'........come see eye-service
Like I killed a human being or something,even when I was done and went upstairs to say penance,the eyes where still on me.
I paid the price for that sin ON EARTH!

alberto2k:
I was there and















I saw everything

hahahahahaha u ain't serious dude

AyokunleRuth:
God!!!

this thread is so funny.

l laugh sote i fall from ewedu tree.

still laughing

If ewedu fit hold ur weight then I believe smoke from coban weed fit blow u throway!

Figment of his imagination

dis is de kind of lies children of ELI told in de bible

chimerase2:
dis is de kind of lies children of ELI told in de bible

hahahahaahhaa

alberto2k:
If ewedu fit hold ur weight then I believe smoke from coban weed fit blow u throway!

Don't blow me away oooo

Lmao... Front page ish

wendycindy:
i luv emodeee

share ur own experience

I'm coming

lemmi park here 1st#here 2 read comments

Following steadily

fictional liars

Nutase:
fictional liars

Tell us yours na

Abi, you can't lie fictionally

My embarrassing moment

When I fell down in front of the church during offering..

I wan cry, that day I knew was very courageous..
To walk back with plenty eyes on you

XavierG:
Tell us yours na

Abi, you can't lie fictionally

Trying to compose one that will break d net.....BRB

Nutase:
Trying to compose one that will break d net.....BRB

I will be waiting

chimerase2:
dis is de kind of lies children of ELI told in de bible

Exactly!!!

Hahahahaha

konji na bastard