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Funniest Joke Ever Lwkmd Accent Brouhaha!!! by Nobody: 8:34pm On Feb 03, 2015

My dear Ghanaians; Its church, not 'Chech'.
Pastor, not 'pastar'. Doctor, not 'Dactar'.
My fellow Nigerians; Its bath, not 'baff'. Our
currency is called Naira, not 'narrah'.

My dear Edo people; Its argument, not 'ajument'.
My dear Yorubas; Its Air, not 'hair'. Eight, not'hate'. Its
Van Persie, not 'Fan Persin'.

My dear Ibadan peeps; Its not 'sun tissu', its
Sean Tizzle! Its not 'siro' but zero!
My dear Hausa people Its fifty, not 'pipty'. Its people, not
'fiffle'. Its five, not 'pipe'. Glo, not 'gilo'! Seriously it is
'Tuface weds Annie Macauley', stop saying 'Toothpaste
weds Animal calling'.

My Egun people; Its actually 'MTN' and not
'NTM'!
My dear Calabar peeps; Kindly note its love and not
'rurf'.
My Benue people; Its not 'Lick Loss', its 'RickRoss'.
My Igbo people; There is nothing like
'thaaasand', it is thousand. It is bed-sheet and not 'bay
sheet'. And its thirty, not 'thartie'!

Our Lord's prayer is actually 'Our Father, who at in
Heaven. Hallowed be your name...', and not 'Our Father,
look at eleven, adaobi thy name...'."

copied from Facebook

https://m.facebook.com/Magazine.THEMES/posts/316381548533408

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Re: Funniest Joke Ever Lwkmd Accent Brouhaha!!! by Nobody: 8:45pm On Feb 03, 2015*

D sun tissu got me cracking up grin

...lol

Yay! Ayam the FTC...calls for celebratn!!!

#willitaddtomyG.P huh

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Re: Funniest Joke Ever Lwkmd Accent Brouhaha!!! by teemanbastos(m): 8:50pm On Feb 03, 2015

Re: Funniest Joke Ever Lwkmd Accent Brouhaha!!! by Jokay07(m): 8:51pm On Feb 03, 2015

I'm bored

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Re: Funniest Joke Ever Lwkmd Accent Brouhaha!!! by Abduletudaye(m): 8:54pm On Feb 03, 2015

Lol...Hilarious...

My dear Ankung people in Kaduna: its not 'goot morning', its goodmorning.. Loool

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Re: Funniest Joke Ever Lwkmd Accent Brouhaha!!! by georgementday(m): 9:10pm On Feb 03, 2015

My dear binis ,it is 'Ring Road' and not 'Ring Groad', Akwa Iboms it is 'John' and not 'Yon'

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Re: Funniest Joke Ever Lwkmd Accent Brouhaha!!! by Nobody: 9:26pm On Feb 03, 2015

Jokay07:
I'm bored

Do you have Vaseline? lemme send you pix?

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Re: Funniest Joke Ever Lwkmd Accent Brouhaha!!! by kestolove95(m): 10:21pm On Feb 03, 2015

Guy abg no break ma belle with laff grin

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Re: Funniest Joke Ever Lwkmd Accent Brouhaha!!! by Jokay07(m): 10:51pm On Feb 03, 2015

Yungwizzzy:
Do you have Vaseline? lemme send you pix?

yes I have vaseline, but which pix?

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Re: Funniest Joke Ever Lwkmd Accent Brouhaha!!! by nksplash(f): 10:47am On Feb 04, 2015

Ihav seen dis b4

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Re: Funniest Joke Ever Lwkmd Accent Brouhaha!!! by CEtoO(f): 2:05pm On Feb 04, 2015

Op u 4got to add d Ijaws
John-Zohn
Fish-fis
Church-surs
Joke-zoke
Evangelism-evanzelism etc

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Re: Funniest Joke Ever Lwkmd Accent Brouhaha!!! by Francon(f): 2:08pm On Feb 04, 2015*

Nigerians, it is Mr Ibu not Mistibu.

Anambra people, it is parallelogram not palarreroglam

GMB it is APC not Hay Fee Cee!

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Re: Funniest Joke Ever Lwkmd Accent Brouhaha!!! by ugosonics: 2:08pm On Feb 04, 2015*

Igbo pple it is rat nt lat

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Re: Funniest Joke Ever Lwkmd Accent Brouhaha!!! by Francon(f): 2:09pm On Feb 04, 2015

Lol...

Re: Funniest Joke Ever Lwkmd Accent Brouhaha!!! by Nobody: 2:09pm On Feb 04, 2015

Malam bwhahahahari, grin

its APC not Hey Fee Cee! grin

Osibanjo, not Osubunde! grin

Stabilize oil price, not Stafilise oil frize grin

Chai bwuhahari! grin

VOTE GEJ JOR!!

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Re: Funniest Joke Ever Lwkmd Accent Brouhaha!!! by Nobody: 2:09pm On Feb 04, 2015

toothpaste weds animal calling
*Faints*

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Re: Funniest Joke Ever Lwkmd Accent Brouhaha!!! by tiamiyukunle69(m): 2:10pm On Feb 04, 2015

Re: Funniest Joke Ever Lwkmd Accent Brouhaha!!! by buccal(m): 2:10pm On Feb 04, 2015

I Remember my ghanian friend in skul, when the physics teacher asks him what is motion. He says mushin. Mushin ko ojuelegba ni. Corruption,he says corrupshin.

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Re: Funniest Joke Ever Lwkmd Accent Brouhaha!!! by EmoBoy(m): 2:11pm On Feb 04, 2015

Onitsha people - its lawyer not rawyer

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Re: Funniest Joke Ever Lwkmd Accent Brouhaha!!! by maestroferddi: 2:11pm On Feb 04, 2015

Interesting!

Re: Funniest Joke Ever Lwkmd Accent Brouhaha!!! by SELENAqueensy(f): 2:11pm On Feb 04, 2015*

Akwa ibomite mbok its not
Not My Kod, its My God
Not Chisos, its Jesus
Not Yacket, its Jacket
Not Yunsion, its Junction
Not Seben, its Seven

Igbo biko its not,
Not revel, its level
Not vely, its very
Not levelation, its revelation
Not bloda, its brother
Not ling load, its Ring Road

Hausa abeg its not
Not Frovelm, its problem
Not pouty, its fourty
Not 'walahi I no dey', its 'he is not around'
Not pipty pipe, its fifty five

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Re: Funniest Joke Ever Lwkmd Accent Brouhaha!!! by Faibuhari: 2:11pm On Feb 04, 2015

Osibnjo not Osubade

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Re: Funniest Joke Ever Lwkmd Accent Brouhaha!!! by Biggty(m): 2:12pm On Feb 04, 2015

Got me cracking up

Re: Funniest Joke Ever Lwkmd Accent Brouhaha!!! by MizMyColi(f): 2:12pm On Feb 04, 2015

kachisbarbie, inanu?
It's Brother, not Bloda

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Re: Funniest Joke Ever Lwkmd Accent Brouhaha!!! by zimoni(f): 2:12pm On Feb 04, 2015

So funny.

Nice one there.

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Re: Funniest Joke Ever Lwkmd Accent Brouhaha!!! by Faibuhari: 2:12pm On Feb 04, 2015

GMB, its Imo state not Ibo state and its Corruption and not una know naa

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Re: Funniest Joke Ever Lwkmd Accent Brouhaha!!! by dein77(m): 2:12pm On Feb 04, 2015

CEtoO:
Op u 4got to add d Ijaws
John-Zohn
Fish-fis
Church-surs
Joke-zoke
Evangelism-evanzelism etc

Take ur time ooo

Re: Funniest Joke Ever Lwkmd Accent Brouhaha!!! by holatin(m): 2:12pm On Feb 04, 2015

my fellow widows its Nairaland not lailaland

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Re: Funniest Joke Ever Lwkmd Accent Brouhaha!!! by olusolaj(m): 2:12pm On Feb 04, 2015

Tell that old soldier, it is 'APC' not 'HEY FEE SEE'

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Re: Funniest Joke Ever Lwkmd Accent Brouhaha!!! by adexsimply(m): 2:13pm On Feb 04, 2015

LWKMD

@OP, you wan cause wahala be that

Re: Funniest Joke Ever Lwkmd Accent Brouhaha!!! by popp(m): 2:13pm On Feb 04, 2015

The so called chech by Ghanaian is the right Britisism.

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