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Re: Funniest Joke Ever Lwkmd Accent Brouhaha!!! by joeyekembele: 3:43pm On Feb 04, 2015
GMB. It it PDP not Fi D Fi
Re: Funniest Joke Ever Lwkmd Accent Brouhaha!!! by edo3(m): 3:46pm On Feb 04, 2015
My hausa people,,its conductor not condostor..
Re: Funniest Joke Ever Lwkmd Accent Brouhaha!!! by joeyekembele: 3:47pm On Feb 04, 2015
Note, the Edo get it right to pronounce argument as /arjument/. In English language, letter 'U' is pronounced as /ju/.
Re: Funniest Joke Ever Lwkmd Accent Brouhaha!!! by Deejavuu(f): 3:47pm On Feb 04, 2015
georgementday:
My dear binis ,it is 'Ring Road' and not 'Ring Groad', Akwa Iboms it is 'John' and not 'Yon'

Hahahahahahaha, that "Ring Groad" is so true

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Re: Funniest Joke Ever Lwkmd Accent Brouhaha!!! by gpokraki(m): 3:49pm On Feb 04, 2015
Lol .... ;DLol .... What a joke
Re: Funniest Joke Ever Lwkmd Accent Brouhaha!!! by Nobody: 3:51pm On Feb 04, 2015
fee dee fee faawa

Sai Buhari
Re: Funniest Joke Ever Lwkmd Accent Brouhaha!!! by steve308(m): 3:51pm On Feb 04, 2015
just cant stop lauging
Re: Funniest Joke Ever Lwkmd Accent Brouhaha!!! by Karleb(m): 4:00pm On Feb 04, 2015
searay:
A-FI-CEE !!! - Fawer !!!. A-FI-CEE !!!, fawer!!!. Anyways,i fromised to plight caraption,rebibe za economy,make abailable sopt-loan for za fiful. I will solb za scuruty froblem in za kwantry and frobition op emfloyment por za youths. Finally,i fromised you kwanstant fawer suffly.Shikena!!

A-FI-CEE!!!-fawer!!! A-FI-CEE!!!-fawer!!!


grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin gringringrin


somebody dail 911, I'm about to dai! grin cry

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Re: Funniest Joke Ever Lwkmd Accent Brouhaha!!! by DuchessLily(f): 4:02pm On Feb 04, 2015
Lol....Very nice!

And my calabar peeps it's joy, not yoi. It's junction not yuntion. It's jericho not yerico.


My Anambra peeps it's road, not lod. It's straight, not slait

My yoruba peeps it's house, not ause. Head not ed
Re: Funniest Joke Ever Lwkmd Accent Brouhaha!!! by mu2sa2: 4:05pm On Feb 04, 2015
Fellow nigerians it's expatiate ( ix-pei-shi-et), not expantiate; church (ch-er-ch), not chotch -Ghanaian pronunciation is better; pronunciation, not pronounciation; doctor (doc-ta), not doctoh; cut (cat), not cort; mother (ma-ther), not morda; brother (bra-ther), not brohda; money (ma-nee), not mornee; country (can-try), not corntry; luck (la-k), not lork; curse (ca-ers), not course. Pity they don't teach oral English anymore. Let's correct ourselves

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Re: Funniest Joke Ever Lwkmd Accent Brouhaha!!! by chrisgurl(f): 4:16pm On Feb 04, 2015
Deejavuu:


Hahahahahahaha, that "Ring Groad" is so true
yea it is grin grin
Re: Funniest Joke Ever Lwkmd Accent Brouhaha!!! by Ironi: 4:29pm On Feb 04, 2015
Pastor, not 'pastar'. Doctor, not 'Dactar'.

Where you from

Thos are the real pronunciations.

Yes, Pastor is 'pastar' and Doctor is 'Doctar', not the pidgin English pronunciations.

Learn to pronounce English words correctly in Ghana, you can't do that in Nigeria.
Re: Funniest Joke Ever Lwkmd Accent Brouhaha!!! by Nobody: 4:30pm On Feb 04, 2015
Ibadan peeps will greet good morin instead of good morning, regardless of level of education

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Re: Funniest Joke Ever Lwkmd Accent Brouhaha!!! by niggereyez(f): 4:31pm On Feb 04, 2015
Buoyantic:
When you think life is hard,remember there's an anambra man somewhere trying to pronounce

"PARALLELOGRAM"
lol.
u bad gan!

#proudlyanambra
Re: Funniest Joke Ever Lwkmd Accent Brouhaha!!! by niggereyez(f): 4:43pm On Feb 04, 2015
AlPicapcI:


buhari pix, oloshi.... are from jupitar?

lemme laff abeg...
kai!
Re: Funniest Joke Ever Lwkmd Accent Brouhaha!!! by Mcowubaba: 4:47pm On Feb 04, 2015
hahaahaha...jees...toothpaste weds Animal calling...
I give up cheesy cheesy

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Re: Funniest Joke Ever Lwkmd Accent Brouhaha!!! by Jokay07(m): 5:04pm On Feb 04, 2015
AlPicapcI:


buhari's daughter pix, oloshi.... are from jupitar?
grin
Re: Funniest Joke Ever Lwkmd Accent Brouhaha!!! by fairheven: 5:12pm On Feb 04, 2015
ugosonics:
Igbo pple it is rat nt lat

That na "Anambra"not all IBO grin
Re: Funniest Joke Ever Lwkmd Accent Brouhaha!!! by Ahmeduana(m): 5:20pm On Feb 04, 2015
Re: Funniest Joke Ever Lwkmd Accent Brouhaha!!! by annawhite(f): 5:20pm On Feb 04, 2015
My calabar brothers is Junction not yontion
Brother not Bloda tongue
Re: Funniest Joke Ever Lwkmd Accent Brouhaha!!! by annawhite(f): 5:23pm On Feb 04, 2015
My Ekiti boss be like Chiaman for chairman grin
Re: Funniest Joke Ever Lwkmd Accent Brouhaha!!! by Humblesam(m): 6:05pm On Feb 04, 2015
searay:
A-FI-CEE !!! - Fawer !!!. A-FI-CEE !!!, fawer!!!. Anyways,i fromised to plight caraption,rebibe za economy,make abailable sopt-loan for za fiful. I will solb za scuruty froblem in za kwantry and frobition op emfloyment por za youths. Finally,i fromised you kwanstant fawer suffly.Shikena!!

A-FI-CEE!!!-fawer!!! A-FI-CEE!!!-fawer!!!

You go kill person pikin for here ooo grin ; grin grin grin grin

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Re: Funniest Joke Ever Lwkmd Accent Brouhaha!!! by tonjeola(m): 6:07pm On Feb 04, 2015
Kingsasian:
Igbos, it is not "i want to SALE it" but "I want to SELL it" lol.
i saw ur post on my thread, text/whatsapp me on 07013665980
Re: Funniest Joke Ever Lwkmd Accent Brouhaha!!! by raindroup(m): 6:11pm On Feb 04, 2015
For sale grin
Re: Funniest Joke Ever Lwkmd Accent Brouhaha!!! by Humblesam(m): 6:18pm On Feb 04, 2015
Make I follow type my own...which tribe I go pick self OK our Tiv brothers,
It is "why you dey laugh not why you dey raff", slap me again not srap me agean and finally why you dey look me not why you dey rook me... grin grin

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Re: Funniest Joke Ever Lwkmd Accent Brouhaha!!! by Nobody: 6:20pm On Feb 04, 2015
What a joke.
Re: Funniest Joke Ever Lwkmd Accent Brouhaha!!! by Nobody: 6:22pm On Feb 04, 2015
Faibuhari:
Osibnjo not Osubade
OSIBANJO not Osibnjo

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Re: Funniest Joke Ever Lwkmd Accent Brouhaha!!! by BaWoahGDP: 6:40pm On Feb 04, 2015
Lwkmo... Igbo pple its Jesus not chisos, its people not PIPULU/ BEnin pple, its girl not GEH, its sexy not zezy, its three not TREE, its spoil not SPO-EH/ to all transFORMERS its GOD not GURD, I'm so hot not I'M SO HURT, its pure-water not PURE-WAHRA! I don talk pinish... Oh sorry finish

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Re: Funniest Joke Ever Lwkmd Accent Brouhaha!!! by miracleoscar(m): 7:51pm On Feb 04, 2015
My ibo peeps it is ARTEQUIN-an anti-malaria for the treatment of uncomplicatied malaria and not ARTAQUIN

For our Berom pple it is recharge card and not recharge cart
Correct not correck
Re: Funniest Joke Ever Lwkmd Accent Brouhaha!!! by SenatorJames(m): 8:31pm On Feb 04, 2015
e-political taut, it is February not Febuhari.

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Re: Funniest Joke Ever Lwkmd Accent Brouhaha!!! by Lanceslot(m): 8:39pm On Feb 04, 2015
searay:
A-FI-CEE !!! - Fawer !!!. A-FI-CEE !!!, fawer!!!. Anyways,i fromised to plight caraption,rebibe za economy,make abailable sopt-loan for za fiful. I will solb za scuruty froblem in za kwantry and frobition op emfloyment por za youths. Finally,i fromised you kwanstant fawer suffly.Shikena!!

A-FI-CEE!!!-fawer!!! A-FI-CEE!!!-fawer!!!
pight not plight.
Kworotion not caraption.
All hail the great buhari. GEJ till 2019.

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