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Ask4bigneyo:
This is courtesy of Instagram user: TenoverTen_ I found it so hilarious but true and thought to share.


19. Raul Aregbesola

DaBullIT:
Where you see Raul ? ? ? No be only Raul, Na Ronaldo ,

Its Rauf Adesoji Aregbesola

Amazo:
Jonah passes to Muazu, who tries to dribble Saraki but is dispossessed. Saraki passes to Rochas, he dribbles Mark, out runs Clark, then connects to Fashola. What a scintillating move Fashola does, dribbles Akpabio and Sambo, passes to Atiku who does a quick one-two pass with Tambuwal, Suswam and Mimiko make a reckless slide tackle but Tambuwal sneaks the ball through with a overhead lob to Oshiomole, he dribbles Jonah, dribbles Jonah again, and again till Jonah falls down in confusion. Okonjo steps in with a butt tackle but Oshiomole's .b.o.n.er blocks her big butt and he slides it in through her legs to Osinbajo and he dribbles Obanikoro with a leg over push forward but his shirt is pulled tight and he sneaks a pass to Buhari whilst the referee waves for play to continue despite the fragrant infringement. Buhari dribbles Madueke, and for a woman with Big eyes the crowd yelled "aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh" because she didn't see the dribble coming. And Buhari dribbles her again and again till her pants fall down. Jonah rushes to the rescue but Buhari was just too much. Standing face to face, buhari says I will use dribble to spell your name. Jonah says never! Jonah goes in for the tackle, buhari dribbles and the crowd yells "J"; tries again but Buhari slides it through his legs for the "O"; Jonah slides in but Buhari pulls out to the left and "N"; Jonah scissors kicks but buhari frog leaps the ball for "A", Buhari pauses his run, joggling the ball. Jonah rushes in like Lastma trying to frame up a motorist but Buhari joggles the ball over his head and get a loud "T"; Jonah tries again but Buhari slides past on the right for a "H". Everyone can't believe it, jonah is so helpless, Muazu tries to help but Buhari takes the ball over his shoulder and controls it on his laps, then does a flip down and slides it to the left past Fayose, Mimiko and Akpabio. Jonah rushes in again and Buhari dribbles him with a rolling dribble and the crowd erupts like a volcano yelling "A". Jonah makes one final desperate attempt to dispossess Buhari who is now at the edge of the eighteen-yard box gunning for goal. Buhari with the ball dribbles left, then right and pushes it through Jonah's balls who then stumbles yakata as a result of over-dribbling and a Tsunami of voices rips the stadium apart as the crowd screams "Nnnnnnnnnn". Buhari is now one-on-one with Patience who yells "my fellow widowers please comes and saving me before the balls entering the netter and all dinz people are shouted "his a goals". But even that tactical grammar assault couldn't stop Buhari, who dribbled Patience so bad she falls in tears screaming "all diz dribble u are dribbling...chai, diaris god ooooo". And Buhari blasts a shot into the net for the winning goal. The stadium explodes with jubilation as APC wins the match.

THE END!!!

demsid:
guy u get craze for head o. I no fit laff finish. this ur commentary funny die.

Faibuhari:
Are they going to debate?