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Onasa22:
Papa Buhari should go back to School, afterall in APC life begins at 73!

It is doubtful whether the Boko Haram death-cult leader Weeping General Buhari could achieve a passing grade to enroll in primary school, but he should at least be permitted to re-take those exams as many times as possible while recording failures, just as he FAILED to attract anything more substantial than ridicule with each of his 23 futile election toilet-runs.

No Buhari No Cry
Nooooo Buhaaari no cry

I remember
When we used to vote
elect any president BUT you now

Each time you'd run mad,
begin to weep again
And tell us that its the laaast time

But after four years
You’ll come back again
Sayin’ you just got to ruuule dem.

No Buhari-Babylon no Cry
Nooooo Buhaaaari no cry

Well in twenty-eleven,
Ya told us blood will flow
from the dog and the baaaaboons

Next thing you know
They killing up in the north
While you keep going to the court-house.

No Buhari no cry
Nooo Bokko Haaaari no Cry

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ellechrystal:

Why are you laughing at me naa? reply my pm oo or I.....
Did you sleep well?

krispycash:
Zoology is one of the craziest courses in the university curriculum. Besides it's way ahead of any waec cert. So if common waec certification the man doesn't have then what makes u think he's eligible to rule a nation of high intellectuals?
This is a democratic setting, u can't use force... That's why u need an educated mind who will know how to handle and Coerce, not someone who will try to force his own personal ideals on d populace...
Have u ever worked for an illiterate? We cannot afford

Intellectual you said I bet your waec is either special center paid for or expo related and your jamb as well if you ever attend the Uni now come here to talk rubbish as if you are a saint that the problem with Nigeria that zoologist turning us into animal

agabaI23:
Why are you laughing at me naa? reply my pm oo or I.....
Did you sleep well?

Yelz I slept well.

ellechrystal:
Mr man r u sure u ve ever been to d four walls of a uni??
See d way ur typing like it's easy to get a bsc or msc let alone phd in a course like even fine arts..
U think zoology is a joke?
If u ve been to school u will understand.
Anyways I now comprehend y u don't value d common waec ur man needs to show. Weda u like it or not, that man has to show his common "WAEC " cert, n since phd in Zoology is a small thing for u
Please advice him to show his smallest waec result o
BITE ME

I laugh when people talk about university especially in Nigeria looool, just imagine your self 5% of Nigeria graduate hardly get jobs and this jobs are created by those who do not attend the University check most Nigeria billionaire I bet 1% attend University, with the hundred of prof in the country what tangible has they invented in the country where are their research, innovation nothing to show for

ellechrystal:
Yelz I slept well.

Good to know. Seems you are at work already?

MissyDivah:
The Devil is a Liar..... Buhari and Osinbajo till when my boobs no longer get fresh milk #WeWantChange#

Are you sure there's milk there?

coolzone73:
I laugh when people talk about university especially in Nigeria looool, just imagine your self 5% of Nigeria graduate hardly get jobs and this jobs are created by those who do not attend the University check most Nigeria billionaire I bet 1% attend University, with the hundred of prof in the country what tangible has they invented in the country where are their research, innovation nothing to show for

No forovlen, Megida. Unifasty no be fwa ebiri-body. Sikool, no be fwa ebiri-body. Yowaaa

babestella:
Please don't mislead Nigerians. If you cannot read and understand the constitution please it makes no sense saying what you really don't know.

well you may know the constitution but we know something now in this country we cant be ruled by educated illiterate who is clueless about governance and can not save the life of it citizens. i pray what happen to the victim of boko haram befell your family then you know the pains of Nigerian and why this change his needed.

we cant leave under the threat of the militant saying they will destroy Nigeria if GEJ do not win, they bought war ship the president knows his loosing that the reason for the arm deal with CAN president jet, looting here and there under his administration, now u talk of constitution, I wonder how u think

coolzone73:
I laugh when people talk about university especially in Nigeria looool, just imagine your self 5% of Nigeria graduate hardly get jobs and this jobs are created by those who do not attend the University check most Nigeria billionaire I bet 1% attend University, with the hundred of prof in the country what tangible has they invented in the country where are their research, innovation nothing to show for

Keep laughing. If u don't c edu as being important, that's ur business.
I hope ur one if d Billionaires cos u sound like u no like school.
Well some of us ve good I mean well paid jobs after our edu n wonderful results.if u don't ve one, go on ur knees n call on d God of Abraham he will answer u. Only him can give u one not d govt.

krispycash:
Zoology is one of the craziest courses in the university curriculum. Besides it's way ahead of any waec cert. So if common waec certification the man doesn't have then what makes u think he's eligible to rule a nation of high intellectuals?
This is a democratic setting, u can't use force... That's why u need an educated mind who will know how to handle and Coerce, not someone who will try to force his own personal ideals on d populace...
Have u ever worked for an illiterate? We cannot afford

only in Nigeria someone with youruba bsc works in bank, zoologist president, theologistt tourist minister

enkay4love:
u ppl are shouting illiterate,illiterate,does Buhari sound like one to u? Abeg make person hear word!

NK, it's not how they sound, it's how they think... What constitutes extremism? The basic reason for extremism is the inability to think within and outside the box hence giving room for irrational thoughts and myopic views... Yes he doesn't sound like one, but a man who can trample on the basic rights of the freedom of the press... Is not a true democrat...

Buhari should pray d election be postponed so he could either enrol for waec or neco gce. More importantly, he should enroll in a miracle centre.

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coolzone73:
Intellectual you said I bet your waec is either special center paid for or expo related and your jamb as well if you ever attend the Uni now come here to talk rubbish as if you are a saint that the problem with Nigeria that zoologist turning us into animal

I choose not to trade words with u...
Iived through the buhari era, I saw and watched soldiers treat civilians like animals yet he isn't the one who studied zoology....

High Court fixed Feb. 9 for hearing

What many saw or took as a mere political game to distract All Progressives Congress (APC) candidate, Gen. Muhammadu Buhari from the February coming presidential election by those who had challenged his academic qualifications has gathered momentum, as February 9 has been fixed for the hearing of the lawsuit.

The suit which was instituted on behalf of Max Ozoaka by a group of lawyers led by four senior advocates (Ken Njemanze, Ade Okeaya, Chief Godwin Obla and Prof. Tony Ijohor) is a potential danger very capable of dislodging Buhari, and alter the political history of presidential elections in Nigeria.

The suit demanded for the disqualification of Buhari from the presidential election citing Buhari’s failure not to have included his birth certificate and educational qualifications in the form he submitted to Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) as stipulated by law.

Ruling yesterday in the Federal High Court Abuja, Justice Ademola Adeniyi directed that copies of the suit should be served on Buhari and INEC.

Considering how delicate this lawsuit is and the enormous responsibility before the judges – and in retrospect to accusations of compromise against few Nigerian judges, Global Reporters urge the jurists to be professionals in the adjudication of this suit.

Furthermore, focusing our minds that February 14 had been fixed for the presidential election, we also plead that this case file should be a priority among all case files.

Trailblazer1:
Buhari is in deep shit

Even if he escapes forgery, he will never escape perjury

...and if he escapes perjury, he won't escape injury.

SeverusSnape:
They should just leave the illiterate alone.
It's now a fact the man possesses no certificate.
I just hope quota system is jettisoned.

He refused to show his certificate.

He refused to participate in a debate.

He prefers townhall meeting.

He refused to travel to US after all the hype by APC that US govt invited him to a strategic symposium.

Buhari and his supporters are mean illiterates..

If Buhari were to be incumbent, will he conduct a free and fair election if GEJ were to be in the opposition ?

Coup plotter.. he he.

Buhari will fail again .

Buhari should simply withdraw from the race and apologize to Nigerians to obtain state pardon after conviction for forgery.

ellechrystal:
Keep laughing. If u don't c edu as being important, that's ur business.
I hope ur one if d Billionaires cos u sound like u no like school.
Well some of us ve good I mean well paid jobs after our edu n wonderful results.if u don't ve one, go on ur knees n call on d God of Abraham he will answer u. Only him can give u one not d govt.

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agabaI23:
StalkingChecking on you

Lol. How r ya?

ellechrystal:
Lol. How r ya?

I am good just that youve refused my request.
Not fair!'

How are you though?

Sarimah:
yeah

buh I'm back now

Aiii... welcome back

100Cents:
He refused to show his certificate.

He refused to participate in a debate.

He prefers townhall meeting.

He refused to travel to US after all the hype by APC that US govt invited him to a strategic symposium.

Buhari and his supporters are mean illiterates..

Bokko Hari will soon be declared a genocide-organizing fugitive by the International Criminal Court in Holland, and it is with that sobering concern foremost in mind that Weeping General Bokko Hari REFUSES to set foot in the United States of America.

Yes indeed, fear of internationally recognized arrest warrants is the beginning of wisdom, to coin an over-used Nigerian-ism.

The Nigerian opposition party STILL has time at this eleventh hour to SUBSTITUTE as their presidential candidate former military administrator of Lagos State, Buba Mawra, an eminent and universally respected Master's Degree-wielding son of Nigeria's Hausa north, whose presidential candidacy would check all the important boxes - nationwide popularity, northern tribal extraction, Muslim faith, tested in office, educated to post-graduate level, military bearing, articulate conversationalist and orator, charismatic, bold and inspirational to the public.

Let the cow herder Paaaa Buhari go to face his charges of massacre instigation at the International Criminal Court without further ado, and while he is being bundled away for that long overdue appointment with justice,......

[size=18pt]"Move Over Bokko-Hari, and let Marwa take over ![/size]

What is the judiciary doing now?

MissyDivah:
The Devil is a Liar..... Buhari and Osinbajo till when my boobs no longer get fresh milk #WeWantChange#

Funny post.....

Where have you been since all these while

I don't even see your green light like before.

Hope you are good

coolzone73:
I laugh when people talk about university especially in Nigeria looool, just imagine your self 5% of Nigeria graduate hardly get jobs and this jobs are created by those who do not attend the University check most Nigeria billionaire I bet 1% attend University, with the hundred of prof in the country what tangible has they invented in the country where are their research, innovation nothing to show for

I must state that u'r so unreasonable to say dt most of jobs in nig r created by d non-educated, apart from dangote mention anoda person dt doesn't av a certificate dt is creating jobs. Am a graduate n I've bn changing jobs, anyone dt says no job lacks d capacity to secure one. Zoology is nt an easy course. Illitrates are the worst kind of pple to work wit or work for, their mentality is crude.

Mohammed Buhari certificate has been stolen by Muhammadu Buhari. Thief thief general Buhari.