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moca:
This ain't funny at all
Back in d days when I used to battle typhoid fever. For like a whole day, I didn't open my door nor eat. So late in d night, I was very hungry.i cooked anyhow spag,ate and went back to sleep.
In d morning,i was a bit better and wanted to tidy up d house.
Remembered I did number one repeatedly on my wee wee bucket and went to clean it up.
Behold no loo!
I cracked my brain later to realize I used it to prepare my night

Yuck.

carefreewannabe:
I was about to leave the house and was searching for my mobile while I was making a call with the same gadget.

carefreewannabe:
I was about to leave the house and was searching for my mobile while I was making a call with the same gadget.

ephee:
i squeezed money nd absentmindedly threw it away thinking it was paper.

i absentmindedly dipped my mould of eba into a bowl of water instead of soup.

i absent mindedly dipped my hands into a bowl of leftover hotwater to wash my dirty hands.

i absentmindedly added sugar to soup thinking it was salt despite bodly indicated wit SUGAR.

i absentmindedly sat on an imaginary stool that has been removed earlier and crashed...

Ewuro4:
Yuck Yuck Yuckity Yuck

moca:

moca:
This ain't funny at all
Back in d days when I used to battle typhoid fever. For like a whole day, I didn't open my door nor eat. So late in d night, I was very hungry.i cooked anyhow spag,ate and went back to sleep.
In d morning,i was a bit better and wanted to tidy up d house.
Remembered I did number one repeatedly on my wee wee bucket and went to clean it up.
Behold no loo!
I cracked my brain later to realize I used it to prepare my night spag.
Yuck.

Ewuro4:
very disturbing view.. but you survived!

KingTom:
I had just inspected a patient for a colon, only to go back to my office and eat hot fufu with my friend. . Chai I wan die with vomit that day

drajjay:
About to eat beans and garri. Poured the water in the beans instead of the garri.

Chinum:
Yuucckk but you wore your gloves during d examination right?

freecocoa:
Frantically searching for the glasses I was wearing.

My parents even made it worse by pretending to help me look for it, we looked for close to 5 minutest with them exchanging glances, giggles and sayiing stuffs like "we've told you to quit dropping your glasses just anywhere this girl"

I was almost at the point of tears when my dad came close, hugged me and said "Nne'm see the glasses on your face na" and they both burst into this uncontrollable laughter.

I vex sote I didn't know when I joined in the laugh, that story trended in my house for a while. I do miss my mum, she was mischievous and funny.

jnrbayano:
Normally, when I will want to lie down on my bed, I dive to achieve that

One faithful day I was absentminded (threw caution to the wind) I dived without measuring well my body frame and I had a direct nodding of the wall.

Sleep quickly comot my eyes go far away to America go kak they laff me

The star wey comot my eye that day was both sunshine and moonshine

geeudy:
you got me laughing so hard. Anyway, mine was during my university days, I woke up in the morning fully stained with my menstrual blood, with that announce, I quickly removed d bedspread and soaked it with detergent and water, not knowing that I soaked my phone with it. Omoh that day I find my phone tire, na till d next day wey I wan wash d bedspread na him I see my phone inside water.... my frnds laff me die..the phone was totally damaged.