₦airaland Forum

EUROBOMBER:
Oh I can feel your pain I don't think your father told you the level of shafting he suffered at the hands of those guys.

As for you, I will make sure you join buhari and shekau in sambisa forests where your type belongs.

Bloody cretin.

AreaFada2:
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Hahahahahahahaha. I nor fit laff. No wonder they say GMB nor need certificate.

People doing & quoting what suits them, even again all logic. Hahahahaha.

Ok o, 9ja na real comedy club.

jorlons:
lol... Don't worry I'll plead with the new president of the federal republic of Nigeria, the amiable General Muhammadu Buhari (GCFR) to allow your mother and sisters to visit you and GEJ often. So you and GEJ can use her to dey alright afterall man body nor be firewood.

I can also prevail on the prison guards to allow you dey alright with Doyin okupe, fayose, FFK, Abati, and Reno Omockery. What do you think Lemme know so I can begin the paper work.

EUROBOMBER:
First help your mother by releasing her from those shackles were she has been tired down with legs wide open to donate ponmo to all the village babalawos at the village shrine when nature calls

Deliver your own first na, haba

Your type should be donated free of charge to medical students to use for experiments.

jorlons:
What happened to your father Did you murder him so you could have your mum all to yourself

What about your sisters. Hmmm why aren't they married yet? Did you chase all their suitors away so you can have them to yourself

Bro you need to free them so they can have a life even if you don't want one.

I mean who fuccks his own sister. I'm just giving a brotherly advice Bro .

EUROBOMBER:
jorlons thanks for your concern about my life. You just said the whole truth about my life. I've tried not to be useless but to no avail. I've tried to stop fuccking my mum and sisters but there's one thing I haven't told you; My mum and sisters are not as innocent as you think. They always lure me to these acts, they're just as useless as I'm.

I know God's angry @ me and I want to change my ways and become born again. I'll even stop supporting that useless GEJ just pls don't report me to the police I don't want my a.s.s to end up in kirikiri prison. Pls help me Bro I want to be like you.

EUROBOMBER:
jorlons life has been meaningless for me. Don't mind my monicker EUROBOMBER I chose it to look tough before Nairalanders.

Pls Nairalanders I'm sorry for all the nonsense comments I've ever posted on this forum. Pls don't take my comments seriously when you read them cause they mostly emanate from my a.s.s. I've tried my best to think with my head but only my a.s.s keeps producing the thoughts.

Jorlons once again I want to let you know that you're my mentor on Nairaland that's why I can't stop stalking you.

EUROBOMBER:
Jay do you know I still believe in those fetish and lifeless carvings called amadioha

i guess its because my parents worshiped it.

Nairalanders I'm not the kindda guy to hang out with as you already know I'm cursed

EUROBOMBER:
Bros Jay there's more to me that meets the eye. Like for instance when ppl start telling me the truth it hurts me and I start saying alot of gibberish incoherent words to make them feel bad.

I did that to a certain old lady in my village and she placed a curse on me and my family that we will never make it in life and that it would have been better we didn't exist.

Now @ this age I cannot boast of any achievement. My younger brother tried smuggling drugs through singapore and he was caught. As I write you now he's currently on death row. My sisters are now like my wives. I can't believe I can be fuccking the same puzzy I came out from. The father who gave me life ended up losing his life in my hands.

I would have ended my miserable life if not that I see hope in life when I look @ you. Do you know of any church I could go for deliverance.