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Fatalveli:
I GUESS I'M NOT THE ONLY 'LIAR' ON NL.

Iceberylin, ggrin, diddydiva, mirexxx, naijaboy, stuff46, blackett, (Seriousbabe[no derailing]), firstEva, em' unibenstudent, rapmoney, mznelly..... Make una all camecome drop your lies ooo

mirexxx:
too bad, i don't lie

searching4love:
U no go reply ur email bah

immortalvoices:
Real Name - kenneth

Nickname - kennymainman

Nairaland username - immortalvoices

HOBBIES: collecting teeth from
live tiger, catching bullets with bare hands, Jogging
up & down mount Everest, Bathing in an acid pool.

MY RECORD: Fought with a dynosaur and broke
its neck...skinned a crocodile alive!, killed
Superman, held my breathe under water for
2months,3weeks, 6hrs, 51mins,45second s,
assassinated Adolf Hitler, ( d list is too long!)

GREATEST ACHIEVEMENTS: Went to heaven to
charge my phone, fluent in 10,598 languages, 1st
Guy to land on the sun,

SILLY THING I'VE DONE:
Ate a bowl of plastic fruit on thanksgiving day
EMBARRASSING MOMENT: couldn't kill 100 bears
with a single punch only 99 died instantly and the
last one is Now an slowpoke.

PROUDEST
MOMENTS: When a cobra died after biting me, i
roasted a dragon at my backyard with a lighter.

SOMETHING ABOUT ME: I really don't like to show
off.

And yet people like ggrin kingtom would still call this a lie....

KingTom:
Guy you can lie for Africa o

Fatalveli:
Seriousbabe, I'm officially announcing to you that you've gotten what you're looking for. We all knew you are the owner of Misswanted account where you professed your affection for blackett. The guy just dey do Igara, but now he has also made his intentions known to you. I wish you guys a conjugal bliss. Abi romancelander, what do you think

immortalvoices:


Baba kingtom u see why I don't wanna comment

What is bad in saying the truth about me now

KingTom:
Guy abeg na

immortalvoices:
Real Name - kenneth

Nickname - kennymainman

Nairaland username - immortalvoices

HOBBIES: collecting teeth from
live tiger, catching bullets with bare hands, Jogging
up & down mount Everest, Bathing in an acid pool.

MY RECORD: Fought with a dynosaur and broke
its neck...skinned a crocodile alive!, killed
Superman, held my breathe under water for
2months,3weeks, 6hrs, 51mins,45second s,
assassinated Adolf Hitler, ( d list is too long!)

GREATEST ACHIEVEMENTS: Went to heaven to
charge my phone, fluent in 10,598 languages, 1st
Guy to land on the sun,

SILLY THING I'VE DONE:
Ate a bowl of plastic fruit on thanksgiving day
EMBARRASSING MOMENT: couldn't kill 100 bears
with a single punch only 99 died instantly and the
last one is Now an slowpoke.

PROUDEST
MOMENTS: When a cobra died after biting me, i
roasted a dragon at my backyard with a lighter.

SOMETHING ABOUT ME: I really don't like to show
off.

And yet people like ggrin kingtom would still call this a lie....

seriousbabe:
SO SERIOUS BABE WHAT'S YOU BEST SECTION ON NAIRALAND: Romance section

WHY IS IT YOUR BEST SECTION: I love everyone in the section and I think more than 90 percent of them are really smart

WHO ARE YOUR FAVORITE: Well I love many of them and I will list them and tell you why

Mizmycoli - she is really slim and fit. She also likes to my her business all the time

Nneka123 - she is very polite and friendly

Cklent - This guy is the smartest of the lot

Naijaboiy - He is a very good detective and he is original. He doesn't behave fake in any way

Mznelly - She is very pretty

Enegod - I like him cause he likes me

Lala247 - Because she isn't a hater. She also makes intelligent conversation. Did I also say she looks so innocent

Baebiehot - I just love her so much. I just happens naturally

Equado- He minds his business a lot

Fatalveli - This dude is probably one of the most intellectually gifted peole on this forum

So seriousbabe is there any body you hate: There is just one person I hate. She is diddydiva

Fatalveli:
I GUESS I'M NOT THE ONLY 'LIAR' ON NL.

Iceberylin, ggrin, diddydiva, mirexxx, naijaboy, stuff46, blackett, (Seriousbabe[no derailing]), firstEva, em' unibenstudent, rapmoney, mznelly..... Make una all camecome drop your lies ooo

MzNelly:
Real name: Christopher.

Naira land username: Ronald4lif

Best kept secret: I'm a boy

Occupation: Obama's daughter's boyfriend.

Best moments: When seriousbabe asked me out.

Worst moments: When I turned her down, but she continued pleading.

Naira land crush: MzNelly

immortalvoices:
Real Name - kenneth

Nickname - kennymainman

Nairaland username - immortalvoices

HOBBIES: collecting teeth from
live tiger, catching bullets with bare hands, Jogging
up & down mount Everest, Bathing in an acid pool.

MY RECORD: Fought with a dynosaur and broke
its neck...skinned a crocodile alive!, killed
Superman, held my breathe under water for
2months,3weeks, 6hrs, 51mins,45second s,
assassinated Adolf Hitler, ( d list is too long!)

GREATEST ACHIEVEMENTS: Went to heaven to
charge my phone, fluent in 10,598 languages, 1st
Guy to land on the sun,

SILLY THING I'VE DONE:
Ate a bowl of plastic fruit on thanksgiving day
EMBARRASSING MOMENT: couldn't kill 100 bears
with a single punch only 99 died instantly and the
last one is Now an slowpoke.

PROUDEST
MOMENTS: When a cobra died after biting me, i
roasted a dragon at my backyard with a lighter.

SOMETHING ABOUT ME: I really don't like to show
off.

And yet people like ggrin kingtom would still call this a lie....

seriousbabe:
SO SERIOUS BABE WHAT'S YOUR BEST SECTION ON NAIRALAND: Romance section

WHY IS IT YOUR BEST SECTION: I love everyone in the section and I think more than 90 percent of them are really smart

WHO ARE YOUR FAVORITE: Well I love many of them and I will list them and tell you why

Mizmycoli - she is really slim and fit. She also likes to my her business all the time

Nneka123 - she is very polite and friendly

Cklent - This guy is the smartest of the lot

Naijaboiy - He is a very good detective and he is original. He doesn't behave fake in any way

Mznelly - She is very pretty

Enegod - I like him cause he likes me

Lala247 - Because she isn't a hater. She also makes intelligent conversation. Did I also say she looks so innocent

Ladyx - I love the way she writes. She always makes
sense

Baebiehot - I just love her so much. I just happens naturally

Equado- He minds his business a lot

Fatalveli - This dude is probably one of the most intellectually gifted peole on this forum

Iceberylin- this guy is very funny and astute

Ggrin- I love her house, the view is so fascinating
She is also cute innocent girl

Ireneony- she doesn't send any body. She is also quiet

Blackett- He doesn't disturb anybody. I like him so much

S0 SERIOUSBABE IS THERE ANYBODY YOU HATE: There is just one person I hate. She is diddydiva

Truckpusher:
It's because you dont plan your lies.

Bring money make I teach you else you'll end up miserable for not lying one simple lie that was necessary.

seriousbabe:
Blackett- He doesn't disturb anybody. I like him so much

Blackett:
Babe, I don't like you. I love you so much I can die for you. You're the most beautiful girl I've ever seen. . .

seriousbabe:
SO SERIOUS BABE WHAT'S YOUR BEST SECTION ON NAIRALAND: Romance section

WHY IS IT YOUR BEST SECTION: I love everyone in the section and I think more than 90 percent of them are really smart

WHO ARE YOUR FAVORITE: Well I love many of them and I will list them and tell you why

Mizmycoli - she is really slim and fit. She also likes to my her business all the time

Nneka123 - she is very polite and friendly

Cklent - This guy is the smartest of the lot

Naijaboiy - He is a very good detective and he is original. He doesn't behave fake in any way

Mznelly - She is very pretty

Enegod - I like him cause he likes me

Lala247 - Because she isn't a hater. She also makes intelligent conversation. Did I also say she looks so innocent

Ladyx - I love the way she writes. She always makes
sense

Baebiehot - I just love her so much. I just happens naturally

Equado- He minds his business a lot

Fatalveli - This dude is probably one of the most intellectually gifted peole on this forum

Iceberylin- this guy is very funny and astute

Ggrin- I love her house, the view is so fascinating
She is also cute innocent girl

Ireneony- she doesn't send any body. She is also quiet

Blackett- He doesn't disturb anybody. I like him so much

S0 SERIOUSBABE IS THERE ANYBODY YOU HATE: There is just one person I hate. She is diddydiva

Fatalveli:

seriousbabe:
If the love I had for you was a drug, It would cure every person in the world of all their diseases and still remain to be used by the next three generations

I really love you so much

Fatalveli:
Blackett, LEAVE MY MISTRESS ALONE

BaebieHot:
Aww! I love u too sweet

immortalvoices:
Real Name - kenneth

Nickname - kennymainman

Nairaland username - immortalvoices

HOBBIES: collecting teeth from
live tiger, catching bullets with bare hands, Jogging
up & down mount Everest, Bathing in an acid pool.

MY RECORD: Fought with a dynosaur and broke
its neck...skinned a crocodile alive!, killed
Superman, held my breathe under water for
2months,3weeks, 6hrs, 51mins,45second s,
assassinated Adolf Hitler, ( d list is too long!)

GREATEST ACHIEVEMENTS: Went to heaven to
charge my phone, fluent in 10,598 languages, 1st
Guy to land on the sun,

SILLY THING I'VE DONE:
Ate a bowl of plastic fruit on thanksgiving day
EMBARRASSING MOMENT: couldn't kill 100 bears
with a single punch only 99 died instantly and the
last one is Now an slowpoke.

PROUDEST
MOMENTS: When a cobra died after biting me, i
roasted a dragon at my backyard with a lighter.

SOMETHING ABOUT ME: I really don't like to show
off.

And yet people like ggrin kingtom would still call this a lie....

Fatalveli:
Did you know that:


Jackie chan is the biological father of Jumong.

Omotola jalade is having a secret affair with akon

Psquare's wife are fvcking the both of them either if its peter all paul.

Diddydiva and Mz Nelly always Pm me every morning, this is Mz nellys statement:

Hello Fatalveli, how was your night, did you dream about me because I actually dreamt about you yester-night. I've always envisaged us meeting because I really wanna see you in real life. Every thing about you is Hot, including your moniker... It should be "Fatalpenis rather than Fatalveli". If you can do me a favour of just replying my mail, I will reward you with my Nudes. Thanks hottie.... MzNelly


I would have loved to post diddydiva's own but its contains some explicit contents.....

I received a call from Isis yesterday and they promised me that they're gonna attack Boko-haram in less than a week.

CNN officially announced yesterday that Togo is bigger and more populated than china

Seriousbabe is actually my ancestor

Iceberylin can smoke 55grams of water

Naijaboy is dating Farano, not mariolae

Lagos state is the most beautiful and most visited place/tourist attraction in the whole world.

Bill gates net worth is on the same par with my toothbrush

ggrin is a very coded girl, I'm sure she isn't gonna tell anyone about our sexcapades yesterday because I made her screamed her lungs out

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH ANd I'D LOVE TO MARRY YOU, BUT I'M NO GAY @UNIBENSTUDENT