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Valentine Should Be Trade By Barter... by cyprianlah(op): 2:09pm On Feb 12, 2015
How can a girl send you boxers & expect a Q10?
A tie and expect Brazilian hair?
Singlet and expect iPad?
Cuff-links and expect iPhone 6? Or nothing at all & expect an
expensive dinner at SFC Fastfood? ...Well, the National
Association of Nigerian Boyfriends (NABNB-) says it
should be trade by barter this Valentine Oooh - Singlet
should be exchanged with a Bra.-If she gives you roll-
on, buy her "Vaseline". -She gives you cufflinks; give
her rubber band to tie her natural hair. -If she shows
up at your door empty- handed, put CRBC or AIT for
her to watch. Don't let her watch your subscribed cable
(no free thing). - If she asks for an expensive dinner,
take her to an expensive night vigil. MFM or CAC to be
precise.-She gives you a flower; you give her yellow bush....

Daz'All!!Compliments!!
Re: Valentine Should Be Trade By Barter... by leemah68(f): 2:21pm On Feb 12, 2015
Lmao
Re: Valentine Should Be Trade By Barter... by chimerase2: 2:25pm On Feb 12, 2015
As for me de only valentine I will give to ma babe is something dat is built within me cheesy
Re: Valentine Should Be Trade By Barter... by cyprianlah(op): 2:42pm On Feb 12, 2015
chimerase2:
As for me de only valentine I will give to ma babe is something dat is built within me cheesy
Badt guy, wetin go be dat thing?? grin
Re: Valentine Should Be Trade By Barter... by chimerase2: 3:05pm On Feb 12, 2015
cyprianlah:
Badt guy, wetin go be dat thing?? grin
wen u dn calll me bad boi still cum de ask me grin
Re: Valentine Should Be Trade By Barter... by cyprianlah(op): 3:23pm On Feb 12, 2015
chimerase2:
wen u dn calll me bad boi still cum de ask me grin
lol...you be chairman ooooo grin
Re: Valentine Should Be Trade By Barter... by chimerase2: 3:37pm On Feb 12, 2015
cyprianlah:
lol...you be chairman ooooo grin
grin
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