| Re: The Lieing Competition by mirexxx(f): 10:56am On Feb 12, 2015 |
Fatalveli:
I GUESS I'M NOT THE ONLY 'LIAR' ON NL.
Iceberylin, ggrin, diddydiva, mirexxx, naijaboy, stuff46, blackett, (Seriousbabe[no derailing] ), firstEva, em' unibenstudent, rapmoney, mznelly..... Make una all camecome drop your lies ooo too bad, i don't lie  |
| Re: The Lieing Competition by immortalvoices(m): 10:58am On Feb 12, 2015 |
Real Name - kenneth Nickname - kennymainman Nairaland username - immortalvoices HOBBIES: collecting teeth from live tiger, catching bullets with bare hands, Jogging up & down mount Everest, Bathing in an acid pool. MY RECORD: Fought with a dynosaur and broke its neck...skinned a crocodile alive!, killed Superman, held my breathe under water for 2months,3weeks, 6hrs, 51mins,45second s, assassinated Adolf Hitler, ( d list is too long!) GREATEST ACHIEVEMENTS: Went to heaven to charge my phone, fluent in 10,598 languages, 1st Guy to land on the sun, SILLY THING I'VE DONE: Ate a bowl of plastic fruit on thanksgiving day EMBARRASSING MOMENT: couldn't kill 100 bears with a single punch only 99 died instantly and the last one is Now an slowpoke. PROUDEST MOMENTS: When a cobra died after biting me, i roasted a dragon at my backyard with a lighter. SOMETHING ABOUT ME: I really don't like to show off. And yet people like ggrin kingtom would still call this a lie.... |
| Re: The Lieing Competition by Nobody: 11:04am On Feb 12, 2015 |
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| Re: The Lieing Competition by mirexxx(f): 11:18am On Feb 12, 2015 |
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| Re: The Lieing Competition by KingTom(m): 11:18am On Feb 12, 2015 |
immortalvoices:
Real Name - kenneth
Nickname - kennymainman
Nairaland username - immortalvoices
HOBBIES: collecting teeth from
live tiger, catching bullets with bare hands, Jogging
up & down mount Everest, Bathing in an acid pool.
MY RECORD: Fought with a dynosaur and broke
its neck...skinned a crocodile alive!, killed
Superman, held my breathe under water for
2months,3weeks, 6hrs, 51mins,45second s,
assassinated Adolf Hitler, ( d list is too long!)
GREATEST ACHIEVEMENTS: Went to heaven to
charge my phone, fluent in 10,598 languages, 1st
Guy to land on the sun,
SILLY THING I'VE DONE:
Ate a bowl of plastic fruit on thanksgiving day
EMBARRASSING MOMENT: couldn't kill 100 bears
with a single punch only 99 died instantly and the
last one is Now an slowpoke.
PROUDEST
MOMENTS: When a cobra died after biting me, i
roasted a dragon at my backyard with a lighter.
SOMETHING ABOUT ME: I really don't like to show
off.
And yet people like ggrin kingtom would still call this a lie.... Guy you can lie for Africa o |
| Re: The Lieing Competition by immortalvoices(m): 11:21am On Feb 12, 2015 |
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| Re: The Lieing Competition by RomanceLander(f): 11:22am On Feb 12, 2015 |
Fatalveli:
Seriousbabe, I'm officially announcing to you that you've gotten what you're looking for. We all knew you are the owner of Misswanted account where you professed your affection for blackett. The guy just dey do Igara, but now he has also made his intentions known to you. I wish you guys a conjugal bliss. Abi romancelander, what do you think I got a mention |
| Re: The Lieing Competition by KingTom(m): 11:23am On Feb 12, 2015 |
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| Re: The Lieing Competition by immortalvoices(m): 11:26am On Feb 12, 2015 |
KingTom:
Guy abeg na Nwanne'm I don yea...lmao  |
| Re: The Lieing Competition by Nobody: 11:44am On Feb 12, 2015 |
Real name: Christopher. Naira land username: Ronald4lif Best kept secret: I'm a boy  Occupation: Obama's daughter's boyfriend. Best moments: When seriousbabe asked me out. Worst moments: When I turned her down, but she continued pleading.  Naira land crush: MzNelly  1 Like |
| Re: The Lieing Competition by Fatalveli(m): 11:52am On Feb 12, 2015 |
immortalvoices:
Real Name - kenneth
Nickname - kennymainman
Nairaland username - immortalvoices
HOBBIES: collecting teeth from
live tiger, catching bullets with bare hands, Jogging
up & down mount Everest, Bathing in an acid pool.
MY RECORD: Fought with a dynosaur and broke
its neck...skinned a crocodile alive!, killed
Superman, held my breathe under water for
2months,3weeks, 6hrs, 51mins,45second s,
assassinated Adolf Hitler, ( d list is too long!)
GREATEST ACHIEVEMENTS: Went to heaven to
charge my phone, fluent in 10,598 languages, 1st
Guy to land on the sun,
SILLY THING I'VE DONE:
Ate a bowl of plastic fruit on thanksgiving day
EMBARRASSING MOMENT: couldn't kill 100 bears
with a single punch only 99 died instantly and the
last one is Now an slowpoke.
PROUDEST
MOMENTS: When a cobra died after biting me, i
roasted a dragon at my backyard with a lighter.
SOMETHING ABOUT ME: I really don't like to show
off.
And yet people like ggrin kingtom would still call this a lie.... You can lie for the whole universe. I was the one that killed 99 bear with a single punch and I castrated the last one |
| Re: The Lieing Competition by Fatalveli(m): 12:12pm On Feb 12, 2015 |
Did you know that: Jackie chan is the biological father of Jumong. Omotola jalade is having a secret affair with akon Psquare's wife are fvcking the both of them either if its peter all paul. Diddydiva and Mz Nelly always Pm me every morning, this is Mz nellys statement: Hello Fatalveli, how was your night, did you dream about me because I actually dreamt about you yester-night. I've always envisaged us meeting because I really wanna see you in real life. Every thing about you is Hot, including your moniker... It should be "Fatalpenis rather than Fatalveli". If you can do me a favour of just replying my mail, I will reward you with my Nudes. Thanks hottie.... MzNelly I would have loved to post diddydiva's own but its contains some explicit contents..... I received a call from Isis yesterday and they promised me that they're gonna attack Boko-haram in less than a week. CNN officially announced yesterday that Togo is bigger and more populated than china Seriousbabe is actually my ancestor Iceberylin can smoke 55grams of water Naijaboy is dating Farano, not mariolae Lagos state is the most beautiful and most visited place/tourist attraction in the whole world. Bill gates net worth is on the same par with my toothbrush ggrin is a very coded girl, I'm sure she isn't gonna tell anyone about our sexcapades yesterday because I made her screamed her lungs out I LOVE YOU SO MUCH ANd I'D LOVE TO MARRY YOU, BUT I'M NO GAY @UNIBENSTUDENT |
| Re: The Lieing Competition by Nobody: 12:17pm On Feb 12, 2015 |
SO SERIOUS BABE WHAT'S YOUR BEST SECTION ON NAIRALAND: Romance section
WHY IS IT YOUR BEST SECTION: I love everyone in the section and I think more than 90 percent of them are really smart
WHO ARE YOUR FAVORITE: Well I love many of them and I will list them and tell you why
Mizmycoli - she is really slim and fit. She also likes to mind her business all the time
Nneka123 - she is very polite and friendly
Cklent - This guy is the smartest of the lot
Naijaboiy - He is a very good detective and he is original. He doesn't behave fake in any way
Mznelly - She is very pretty
Enegod - I like him cause he likes me
Lala247 - Because she isn't a hater. She also makes intelligent conversation. Did I also say she looks so innocent
Ladyx - I love the way she writes. She always makes
sense
Baebiehot - I just love her so much. I just happens naturally
Equado- He minds his business a lot
Fatalveli - This dude is probably one of the most intellectually gifted peole on this forum
Iceberylin- this guy is very funny and astute
Ggrin- I love her house, the view is so fascinating
She is also a cute innocent girl
Ireneony- she doesn't send any body. She is also quiet
Blackett- He doesn't disturb anybody. I like him so much
S0 SERIOUSBABE IS THERE ANYBODY YOU HATE: There is just one person I hate. She is diddydiva 2 Likes |
| Re: The Lieing Competition by Enegod(m): 12:27pm On Feb 12, 2015 |
seriousbabe:
SO SERIOUS BABE WHAT'S YOU BEST SECTION ON NAIRALAND: Romance section
WHY IS IT YOUR BEST SECTION: I love everyone in the section and I think more than 90 percent of them are really smart
WHO ARE YOUR FAVORITE: Well I love many of them and I will list them and tell you why
Mizmycoli - she is really slim and fit. She also likes to my her business all the time
Nneka123 - she is very polite and friendly
Cklent - This guy is the smartest of the lot
Naijaboiy - He is a very good detective and he is original. He doesn't behave fake in any way
Mznelly - She is very pretty
Enegod - I like him cause he likes me
Lala247 - Because she isn't a hater. She also makes intelligent conversation. Did I also say she looks so innocent
Baebiehot - I just love her so much. I just happens naturally
Equado- He minds his business a lot
Fatalveli - This dude is probably one of the most intellectually gifted peole on this forum
So seriousbabe is there any body you hate: There is just one person I hate. She is diddydiva
smh 2 |
| Re: The Lieing Competition by Rapmoney(m): 12:31pm On Feb 12, 2015 |
Fatalveli:
I GUESS I'M NOT THE ONLY 'LIAR' ON NL.
Iceberylin, ggrin, diddydiva, mirexxx, naijaboy, stuff46, blackett, (Seriousbabe[no derailing]), firstEva, em' unibenstudent, rapmoney, mznelly..... Make una all camecome drop your lies ooo This man, are u encouraging us to lie? Chai!!! |
| Re: The Lieing Competition by Nobody: 12:55pm On Feb 12, 2015 |
Cklent Are u married: Yes
To who: seriousbabe
Is she a good wife :yes she is
Does she picks fights with you here on nairaland: No she don't
Don't you think you been married to seriousbabe is an early preparation for death: No I don't |
| Re: The Lieing Competition by ronald4lif(m): 1:04pm On Feb 12, 2015 |
MzNelly:
Real name: Christopher.
Naira land username: Ronald4lif
Best kept secret: I'm a boy
Occupation: Obama's daughter's boyfriend.
Best moments: When seriousbabe asked me out.
Worst moments: When I turned her down, but she continued pleading.
Naira land crush: MzNelly
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| Re: The Lieing Competition by Flawlessangel(m): 1:05pm On Feb 12, 2015 |
immortalvoices:
Real Name - kenneth
Nickname - kennymainman
Nairaland username - immortalvoices
HOBBIES: collecting teeth from
live tiger, catching bullets with bare hands, Jogging
up & down mount Everest, Bathing in an acid pool.
MY RECORD: Fought with a dynosaur and broke
its neck...skinned a crocodile alive!, killed
Superman, held my breathe under water for
2months,3weeks, 6hrs, 51mins,45second s,
assassinated Adolf Hitler, ( d list is too long!)
GREATEST ACHIEVEMENTS: Went to heaven to
charge my phone, fluent in 10,598 languages, 1st
Guy to land on the sun,
SILLY THING I'VE DONE:
Ate a bowl of plastic fruit on thanksgiving day
EMBARRASSING MOMENT: couldn't kill 100 bears
with a single punch only 99 died instantly and the
last one is Now an slowpoke.
PROUDEST
MOMENTS: When a cobra died after biting me, i
roasted a dragon at my backyard with a lighter.
SOMETHING ABOUT ME: I really don't like to show
off.
And yet people like ggrin kingtom would still call this a lie.... lolzz dis got me lauging hard |
| Re: The Lieing Competition by Nobody: 1:18pm On Feb 12, 2015 |
seriousbabe:
SO SERIOUS BABE WHAT'S YOUR BEST SECTION ON NAIRALAND: Romance section
WHY IS IT YOUR BEST SECTION: I love everyone in the section and I think more than 90 percent of them are really smart
WHO ARE YOUR FAVORITE: Well I love many of them and I will list them and tell you why
Mizmycoli - she is really slim and fit. She also likes to my her business all the time
Nneka123 - she is very polite and friendly
Cklent - This guy is the smartest of the lot
Naijaboiy - He is a very good detective and he is original. He doesn't behave fake in any way
Mznelly - She is very pretty
Enegod - I like him cause he likes me
Lala247 - Because she isn't a hater. She also makes intelligent conversation. Did I also say she looks so innocent
Ladyx - I love the way she writes. She always makes
sense
Baebiehot - I just love her so much. I just happens naturally
Equado- He minds his business a lot
Fatalveli - This dude is probably one of the most intellectually gifted peole on this forum
Iceberylin- this guy is very funny and astute
Ggrin- I love her house, the view is so fascinating
She is also cute innocent girl
Ireneony- she doesn't send any body. She is also quiet
Blackett- He doesn't disturb anybody. I like him so much
S0 SERIOUSBABE IS THERE ANYBODY YOU HATE: There is just one person I hate. She is diddydiva
lolzzzzzzz |
| Re: The Lieing Competition by mkpakanaodogwu(m): 1:27pm On Feb 12, 2015 |
Truckpusher:
It's because you dont plan your lies.
Bring money make I teach you else you'll end up miserable for not lying one simple lie that was necessary. dash me the manual |
| Re: The Lieing Competition by Nobody: 1:43pm On Feb 12, 2015 |
seriousbabe:
Blackett- He doesn't disturb anybody. I like him so much
Babe, I don't like you. I love you so much I can die for you. You're the most beautiful girl I've ever seen. . . |
| Re: The Lieing Competition by Fatalveli(m): 1:54pm On Feb 12, 2015 |
Blackett:
Babe, I don't like you. I love you so much I can die for you. You're the most beautiful girl I've ever seen. . . |
| Re: The Lieing Competition by Fatalveli(m): 1:56pm On Feb 12, 2015 |
seriousbabe:
SO SERIOUS BABE WHAT'S YOUR BEST SECTION ON NAIRALAND: Romance section
WHY IS IT YOUR BEST SECTION: I love everyone in the section and I think more than 90 percent of them are really smart
WHO ARE YOUR FAVORITE: Well I love many of them and I will list them and tell you why
Mizmycoli - she is really slim and fit. She also likes to my her business all the time
Nneka123 - she is very polite and friendly
Cklent - This guy is the smartest of the lot
Naijaboiy - He is a very good detective and he is original. He doesn't behave fake in any way
Mznelly - She is very pretty
Enegod - I like him cause he likes me
Lala247 - Because she isn't a hater. She also makes intelligent conversation. Did I also say she looks so innocent
Ladyx - I love the way she writes. She always makes
sense
Baebiehot - I just love her so much. I just happens naturally
Equado- He minds his business a lot
Fatalveli - This dude is probably one of the most intellectually gifted peole on this forum
Iceberylin- this guy is very funny and astute
Ggrin- I love her house, the view is so fascinating
She is also cute innocent girl
Ireneony- she doesn't send any body. She is also quiet
Blackett- He doesn't disturb anybody. I like him so much
S0 SERIOUSBABE IS THERE ANYBODY YOU HATE: There is just one person I hate. She is diddydiva
Blackett, LEAVE MY MISTRESS ALONE |
| Re: The Lieing Competition by Nobody: 1:58pm On Feb 12, 2015 |
Fatalveli:
If the love I had for you was a drug, It would cure every person in the world of all their diseases and still remain to be used by the next three generations I really love you so much |
| Re: The Lieing Competition by Fatalveli(m): 2:30pm On Feb 12, 2015 |
seriousbabe:
If the love I had for you was a drug, It would cure every person in the world of all their diseases and still remain to be used by the next three generations
I really love you so much The love I have for you is like a speeding train, faster enough for me to get under your skirt on our first date and still crush your heart with the same speed with no remorse. just kidding. I love you So Much pweetie |
| Re: The Lieing Competition by Nobody: 2:37pm On Feb 12, 2015 |
Fatalveli:
Blackett, LEAVE MY MISTRESS ALONE Aww! I love u too sweet |
| Re: The Lieing Competition by Fatalveli(m): 3:50pm On Feb 12, 2015 |
BaebieHot:
Aww! I love u too sweet Just viewed your PP and I was like wow. The way you pouted your lips is making me envisage kissing that soft and succulent, lips. |
| Re: The Lieing Competition by jerrymej(m): 4:00pm On Feb 12, 2015 |
Wetin concern me concern lie,
I relate with lie?
Abi I konw no say lie the lead person to hell.
Metchewwwwwww!!!!!
Thank God say I no get GF sef, am free, free to air on this Val day...
Sitting close to my mum sipping juice jare.. |
| Re: The Lieing Competition by Nobody: 4:07pm On Feb 12, 2015 |
Interesting stories
#following |
| Re: The Lieing Competition by ggrin(f): 4:16pm On Feb 12, 2015 |
immortalvoices:
Real Name - kenneth
Nickname - kennymainman
Nairaland username - immortalvoices
HOBBIES: collecting teeth from
live tiger, catching bullets with bare hands, Jogging
up & down mount Everest, Bathing in an acid pool.
MY RECORD: Fought with a dynosaur and broke
its neck...skinned a crocodile alive!, killed
Superman, held my breathe under water for
2months,3weeks, 6hrs, 51mins,45second s,
assassinated Adolf Hitler, ( d list is too long!)
GREATEST ACHIEVEMENTS: Went to heaven to
charge my phone, fluent in 10,598 languages, 1st
Guy to land on the sun,
SILLY THING I'VE DONE:
Ate a bowl of plastic fruit on thanksgiving day
EMBARRASSING MOMENT: couldn't kill 100 bears
with a single punch only 99 died instantly and the
last one is Now an slowpoke.
PROUDEST
MOMENTS: When a cobra died after biting me, i
roasted a dragon at my backyard with a lighter.
SOMETHING ABOUT ME: I really don't like to show
off.
And yet people like ggrin kingtom would still call this a lie.... good morning |
| Re: The Lieing Competition by ggrin(f): 4:18pm On Feb 12, 2015 |
Fatalveli:
Did you know that:
Jackie chan is the biological father of Jumong.
Omotola jalade is having a secret affair with akon
Psquare's wife are fvcking the both of them either if its peter all paul.
Diddydiva and Mz Nelly always Pm me every morning, this is Mz nellys statement:
Hello Fatalveli, how was your night, did you dream about me because I actually dreamt about you yester-night. I've always envisaged us meeting because I really wanna see you in real life. Every thing about you is Hot, including your moniker... It should be "Fatalpenis rather than Fatalveli". If you can do me a favour of just replying my mail, I will reward you with my Nudes. Thanks hottie.... MzNelly
I would have loved to post diddydiva's own but its contains some explicit contents.....
I received a call from Isis yesterday and they promised me that they're gonna attack Boko-haram in less than a week.
CNN officially announced yesterday that Togo is bigger and more populated than china
Seriousbabe is actually my ancestor
Iceberylin can smoke 55grams of water
Naijaboy is dating Farano, not mariolae
Lagos state is the most beautiful and most visited place/tourist attraction in the whole world.
Bill gates net worth is on the same par with my toothbrush
ggrin is a very coded girl, I'm sure she isn't gonna tell anyone about our sexcapades yesterday because I made her screamed her lungs out
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH ANd I'D LOVE TO MARRY YOU, BUT I'M NO GAY @UNIBENSTUDENT I didn't  You did  |
| Re: The Lieing Competition by Nobody: 5:43pm On Feb 12, 2015 |
I love seriousbabe so much, I can actually die for her. |
