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APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY MY
DAUGHTER.
FILL THE FORM IN YOUR OWN
HAND WRITING AND IN BLOCK
LETTERS
I ________helphelo_______ hereby apply to
marry
your
daughter Miss______rhyle_____ _. I am
__30 something ___
years
old.
Please answer the following
questions
honestly.
1. Do you go to Church ? Yes/No YES
2. Do you have a degree or diploma?
Yes/No YES
3. Are you still a virgin?
Yes/No HELL NO
4. Are you working? Yes/No YES
5. Do you have a car?
Yes/No YES
If your answer to any of the above
questions is NO, do not continue.
Leave my
house and don't look back.
If all your answers were YES, Then
continue...

I have got a NO, but I'll continue anyways


1. In 50 words or more, Describe the
disadvantages of cheating in
marriage. There are no disadvantages


2. With the aid of a diagram, Explain
how
you can give respect to your father
in- law
and mother in-law. You go wait for this answer tire

3. Suppose your wife says "Honey, I
need
money for my hair at the saloon",
what
would be your answer ? Go- ahead but I must Tesojue la leyi

4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce. No IDEA

5. What does the term 'good
husband'
mean to you? Bleep your daughter tirelessly

6.Do you have both dad and mum
together?
Yes/No YES

If No explain why?
7.Were your parents legally married?
Yes/No YES

If YES for how long
If the time of their marriage is less
than
your age, 30 something years

Explain why you were born out of
wedlock.

8. Explain the meaning of ''COME
HOME
EARLY" If your daughter is Hot noni

As used by women (100 words)

9. Give any THREE reasons that can
cause a
man to sleep outside his
house. Just in case I see fresh...ain't going home mate

10. In case of divorce, Who do you
think is
the owner of the kids between father
and
mother? Na sperm dey turn pikin


Answer the following
by Yes or No.
1. Do you drink alcohol? Yes/No YES SiR
2. Do you smoke?
Yes/No NO Sir
3. Are you short- tempered?
Yes/No wouldn't know

LAST PART - BUT EQUALLY
IMPORTANT
1. When can you be free for
interviews? Sundays alone

2. When is the best time to interview
your dad?Sundays aline

3. When can I interview your mum You wanna DIE

4. When can I interview your church
Pastor Reverend Father you mean

5. Please stick your passport size
photo
below which will be put in the
newspaper
to check if you have other girlfriends.
Sign here:
Sign again:
Thank you for showing interest in my
daughter. Your application will be
processed in a year's time.
You will be acknowledged only if you
emerge successful.
As you are waiting,
*Please don't call me! K
*Don't visit me! K
*Don't contact my daug hter! Why not

If u do, you will be disqualified!
Leave your details in case I need to
ask you
more questions;
Postal Address: ask your daughter
Email: ask your daughter
Phone: ask your daughter
Home: ask your daughter
Facebook: ask your daughter
BEST WISHES Thank you sir

you've already failed the first part, so, kindly take your leave and clsoe the door as you move out.

orisirisi. So the summary of the application form is why Mr suitor wants to marry his daughter. Isokay




see them angry broke a55es

DuchessLily:
Correct!!!!!!!! Very necessary!


With d way married men behave dez days , dis is very necessary

Tell ur father to prepare such a list & we'll see if u'll eva get married

Surely, no nairaland guy can pass this written test, this is exactly why i want to join seminary school so i can become a Rev fr.

Bullshit!

Okey8122:
Tell ur father to prepare such a list & we'll see if u'll eva get married

werin come dey give u pepper body nau?? Kikikikhihihihuhuhuhuhuhuhohohohohho....

Bro u have already shwn ur self dat u r bad....so even if my dad prepares such, u r not even fit to come near my gate hiohiohio

All d bad guys dnt ever bliv there r still good guys out there who would pass dis test.
Cos dey r bad dey bliv all guys r bad

This is marriage in d 21st century

DuchessLily:
Correct!!!!!!!! Very necessary!


With d way married men behave dez days , dis is very necessary

Okay na. You go turn to fossil before archeologist go show interest.

Hehehe...d man no wish d daughter wel [code][/code]

Reference:
Okay na. You go turn to fossil before archeologist go show interest.

I laff...

op u are a liar, he can ask u some questions but not to dat length

DuchessLily:
I laff...

Correct girl. Na joke we dey oh.

Correct papa...lol! but him inlaws no do am like this o when e marry him wife o.

sulley:
Hmmm...except the father is super rich and she happens to be the ONLY daughter.

Even at that, this one no fit happen

He will end up marrying his daughter.

Reference:
Correct girl. Na joke we dey oh.

ofcos

That one na form to enter heaven

Wow..thumbs up @ Op Rhyle

i dunno but i really luv this write up
esp that part that the father said 'If ur ans is YES continue

using the aid of a diagram?? ***ROTFL

ellahzy:
Wow..thumbs up @ Op

i dunno but i really luv this write up
esp that part that the father said 'If ur ans is YES continue

Y u no go lyk am no b wetin babes want b dat
















Always want to look expensive

Wuuworld:
The daughter will soon become a liability to him...

Ha ha.. no be small. It is said:

WHEN A RIPE FRUIT SEES A GOOD PERSON AND REFUSES TO FALL IT WILL ROT ON THE TREE OR BE EATEN BY BIRDS, RODENTS AND BATS

Good joke anyway. Good joke.

dabriggs:
Ha ha.. no be small. It is said:

WHEN A RIPE FRUIT SEES A GOOD PERSON AND REFUSES TO FALL IT WILL ROT ON THE TREE OR BE EATEN BY BIRDS, RODENTS AND BATS

Good joke anyway. Good joke.

U have spoken well

Shiifi:
Y u no go lyk am no b wetin babes want b dat


Always want to look expensive

Lol.. No oo
i wont want my Future husband to undergo such stress.

Double Wahala For Dead Body And The Owner Of Dead Body

Chai !!! That girl go tey for him papa house. lol.

Rhyle:
you've already failed the first part, so, kindly take your leave and clsoe the door as you move out.

You dey find male virgin, you go marry ur papa last last

ellahzy:
Lol.. No oo
i wont want my Future husband to undergo such stress.

Sure

I no marry again ooo

the first five questions for me is YES... others na to go vatry meet my pple

Kachisbarbie:
Okay
He should continue.
Till the daughter hits menoSTOP

Hahàhaha!

I am loving parson and I am gift to u all my life/love.my id is rakeshpandey950@G mail.com,I am belive in God and my feuchr life.so

I think love is life,and no only part of body.I am Indian so I feel to love power.