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A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by Rhyle(m): 4:01pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
NYSC 2014 I fell in love with this cute damsel and everything was going on fine until i made my intention known to her father & being a learned man, here is what he gave me: APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY MY DAUGHTER. FILL THE FORM IN YOUR OWN HAND WRITING AND IN BLOCK LETTERS I _______________ hereby apply to marry your daughter Miss___________ _. I am _____ years old. Please answer the following questions honestly. 1. Do you go to Church ? Yes/No 2. Do you have a degree or diploma? Yes/No 3. Are you still a virgin? Yes/No 4. Are you working? Yes/No 5. Do you have a car? Yes/No If your answer to any of the above questions is NO, do not continue. Leave my house and don't look back. If all your answers were YES, Then continue... 1. In 50 words or more, Describe the disadvantages of cheating in marriage. 2. With the aid of a diagram, Explain how you can give respect to your father in- law and mother in-law. 3. Suppose your wife says "Honey, I need money for my hair at the saloon", what would be your answer ? 4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce. 5. What does the term 'good husband' mean to you? 6.Do you have both dad and mum together? Yes/No If No explain why? 7.Were your parents legally married? Yes/No If YES for how long If the time of their marriage is less than your age, Explain why you were born out of wedlock. 8. Explain the meaning of ''COME HOME EARLY" As used by women (100 words) 9. Give any THREE reasons that can cause a man to sleep outside his house. 10. In case of divorce, Who do you think is the owner of the kids between father and mother? Answer the following by Yes or No. 1. Do you drink alcohol? Yes/No 2. Do you smoke? Yes/No 3. Are you short- tempered? Yes/No LAST PART - BUT EQUALLY IMPORTANT 1. When can you be free for interviews? 2. When is the best time to interview your dad? 3. When can I interview your mum 4. When can I interview your church Pastor 5. Please stick your passport size photo below which will be put in the newspaper to check if you have other girlfriends. Sign here: Sign again: Thank you for showing interest in my daughter. Your application will be processed in a year's time. You will be acknowledged only if you emerge successful. As you are waiting, *Please don't call me! *Don't visit me! *Don't contact my daughter! If u do, you will be disqualified! Leave your details in case I need to ask you more questions; Postal Address: Email: Phone: Home: Facebook: BEST WISHES 117 Likes 24 Shares |
Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by Pinnacle(m): 4:05pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
This is cool 8 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by tommysparks: 4:10pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
Hehe, crazy shit. Did his own fada in law give him that kind list. Rmfaotf 11 Likes |
Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by atikubaba(m): 4:24pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
some actually make sense while some are nonsense. 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by atikubaba(m): 4:24pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
some actually make sense while done are nonsense. |
Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by Wuuworld(m): 4:35pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
The daughter will soon become a liability to him... 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by bumtos(m): 6:14pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
o boy, this One na Jamb question oo 8 Likes |
Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by AltarBoy1: 6:14pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
Him for still put minimum of First class with a masters degree and phd in view... 15 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by CharlieMaria(m): 6:14pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
space booking 1 Like |
Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by kunlesehan(m): 6:14pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
Make the papa go marry him daughter na....smh 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by DickDastardly(m): 6:15pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
Bkh |
Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by Nobody: 6:15pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
Okay He should continue. Till the daughter hits menoSTOP 10 Likes |
Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by oyin01(m): 6:15pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
With this Long list of questions, Let her daughter wait.... Jesus is coming soon. 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by izu777: 6:16pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
I will soon make my own this on will be for girls that wish to be my GF/future wife ‘I met 24 of the Chibok schoolgirls’ Source: http://www.e reporter.com.ng/index.php/national-news/item/3203-i-met-24-of-the-chibok-schoolgirls
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Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by bunmioguns(m): 6:16pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by Nobody: 6:16pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
Hmmm...except the father is super rich and she happens to be the ONLY daughter. |
Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by Chidonc(m): 6:16pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
Dis one don pass waec na |
Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by Nobody: 6:16pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
Mtcheww... |
Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by Johnbosco77(m): 6:16pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
no be only application form. Na redeployment letter e for request from d man. meanwhile #GEJ till Ad infinitum. 2 Likes |
Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by Sierraloaded: 6:16pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
Lol DailyTimes: |
Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by AmakaDNB(f): 6:17pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
Lol |
Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by tboyzy(m): 6:17pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
I see that father visiting pastors like jonathan when his daughter refuses to leave the house because she has no suitor |
Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by spacefreak: 6:17pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
Na to free the daughter for am make e marry. |
Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by mcomooba(m): 6:18pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
Na ICAN exam I wan do ? |
Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by kevv(m): 6:19pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
Yh, nice joke. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by DAVE5(m): 6:19pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
see as d op make me dey laff inside bus like person wey dem give laffin gas lol |
Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by Nobody: 6:19pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
That's no problem. I will wait. But if she comes to my house ans bleeps up, I will use ha for Rituals 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by galaxy23: 6:19pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
D gal caarry gold |
Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by Sunnykaka(m): 6:20pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
Na jonathan pikin.... Nonsense of the highest order...as for me I no go near the man place again..RUBBISH |
Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by Almubarak5: 6:20pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
WHY AM I MAKING FP So many times today? It seems good tinz are on my door... Back to d post, even if he's got the best daughter in Nigeria, Girls here in france are better, Anyways, Since am dating one of Obama's daughter I don't need to fill that form... 1 Like |
Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by mufutau55(m): 6:20pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
I go go for Igbo land nah "Cash and Carry". For Yoruba land nah "Owambe money". Wife don come home be that oh! |
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