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So it happens i was alone yesterday coz my friends have all gone home 4 the semester's break save me(finished our exams on wed 11th) since there is no one 2 go home to,my folks have all travelled and so i have 2wait until tuesday the 17th for them 2be back...i was washing some clothes in front of my house(i stay off k) and suddenly this guy walked up 2me,said hello and i responded.said he was looking 4 some guy named tayo and i told him there was no one by that name there.for about 30sec he stood dia jst staring at me.Then he asked,are u alone?i said yes.then he asked again,do u need company?i said no but he stood dia anyway and started talking without being asked,why he hasn't gone home,how he was bored and decided 2 take a stroll and bla bla.i kept washing and i was tinkin to myself, who ask dis guy question.b4 i knw it he grabbed a sit and sat facin me and started saying how he liked wat he was seeing and without any kind of shame or wateva he went straight 2d point in dis exact words"i'll like 2 have

like to have what?

your clothes?

your number?

your head?

your kitty cat?

what exactly !!!




cos I don't conclude for people

... Like to have what ?

diddydiva:
like to have what?

your clothes?

your number?

your head?

your kitty cat?

what exactly !!!




cos I don't conclude for people

Lmao. Or d detergent e was using

theM16:
Lmao. Or d detergent e was using

maybe the water she was using

"I'll like 2 have a canal knowledge of u".Jesus Christ! i screamed in my mind wit my eyes wide open am sure they popped out of d sockets.i stopped washin dat instant and i was jst staring at him,then i said what did u jst say?and he replied me in a even crazier way and said,i want 2f*ck u and i want u 2 give me a bj.i jst quietly got up and asked him 2 leave.it's jst so painful dat i dont knw hw 2 insult people.it was after he left dat i started thinkin of all d thins i shld have said.funny enuff wen he was leaving he said;pls dnt mark my face as a stupid person.in my mind i jst said of course u are not stupid but mentally derailed.i haven' stopped laffin since yesterday.and am wondering are there really people like this? i mean he doesn't even care if am human or ghost.hmmm. so while people were havin fun,i was dealing wit a psycho.and dat was my funny val experience.

diddydiva:
maybe the water she was using

lolz if it was dat,i wld gladly help him fetch frm d well.

Harbitualbaby:
"I'll like 2 have a canal knowledge of u".Jesus Christ! i screamed in my mind wit my eyes wide open am sure they popped out of d sockets.i stopped washin dat instant and i was jst staring at him,then i said what did u jst say?and he replied me in a even crazier way and said,i want 2f*ck u and i want u 2 give me a bj.i jst quietly got up and asked him 2 leave.it's jst so painful dat i dont knw hw 2 insult people.it was after he left dat i started thinkin of all d thins i shld have said.funny enuff wen he was leaving he said;pls dnt mark my face as a stupid person.in my mind i jst said of course u are not stupid but mentally derailed.i haven' stopped laffin since yesterday.and am wondering are there really people like this? i mean he doesn't even care if am human or ghost.hmmm. so while people were havin fun,i was dealing wit a psycho.and dat was my funny val experience.

thats why i love white ladies...they wil jst gv it to u

diddydiva:
like to have what?

your clothes?

your number?

your head?

your kitty cat?

what exactly !!!




cos I don't conclude for people

my clothes?no no,my num? maybe wit mch persuading,my head?na ritual thins be dat o. kitty cat?yes. u knw d funny tin is he neva even asked 4 my name.

coldrod:
thats why i love white ladies...they wil jst gv it to u

yea ryt.am glad am not white

Harbitualbaby:
yea ryt.am glad am not white

bt if he had approached u in a more matured way wuld u hv given him ?

Harbitualbaby:
my clothes?no no,my num? maybe wit mch persuading,my head?na ritual thins be dat o. kitty cat?yes. u knw d funny tin is he neva even asked 4 my name.

the guy was sex starved

diddydiva:


the guy was sex starved

he looked very much like it.

coldrod:
bt if he had approached u in a more matured way wuld u hv given him ?

Honestly,we cld have been frnds n maybe affections can com lata on.

Harbitualbaby:
Honestly,we cld have been frnds n maybe affections can com lata on.

lol bt hv seen the guy b4 does he live around?

coldrod:
lol bt hv seen the guy b4 does he live around?

neva evn seen him and we in d same sch bt u c in sch am not dat social,prefer d lowkey life wen am @sch.

Harbitualbaby:
neva evn seen him and we in d same sch bt u c in sch am not dat social,prefer d lowkey life wen am @sch.

lol i once did exactly dat and it worked out for me,jst a kiss though... Wel u guys wil be close soon

This can't be true.

Harbitualbaby:
he looked very much like it.

some guys sha

funny u sai?

Harbitualbaby:
neva evn seen him and we in d same sch bt u c in sch am not dat social,prefer d lowkey life wen am @sch.

sorry wia do yu school

Omo the guy fit don go collect fake jazz 4rm one BABA, lol am sure the tin reallu disapoint am

Wahala dey o, harbitual baby! Are u a pharmacy student?

coldrod:
thats why i love white ladies...they wil jst gv it to u

God not a white lady. That guy would have been in jail for sexual harassment.

Chidonc:
Omo the guy fit don go collect fake jazz 4rm one BABA, lol am sure the tin reallu disapoint am

lolz,i neva evn tot of dat.he sounded more like he came out of his hiding wit d intension of gettin laid.

agrovick:
Wahala dey o, harbitual baby! Are u a pharmacy student?

lolz,guess he was looking 4 lab rat.

my kind of guy. straight and upfront... u are a fucking hypocrite.. don't you like being bleeped?

I find it difficult to believe dis story of yours.....no guy in his right senses 'll do or say dat *shrugs* well, a mentally derailed guy can say dat.

Dat's why it's not good to be home alone....anything can happen.

Harbitualbaby:
lolz,guess he was looking 4 lab rat.

are you?

agrovick:
are you?

God 4bid bad tin.