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>: show me a signed and stamped audited report!

as if you fit understand the report

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APC is an evil party. Why cant people realise this?

Nigeria is our home


Vote For continuity

Vote GEJ

Now i no some are born by mistake or with wicked intention . no matter the light all dey c is darkness u still say money no miss o go and listing to fella i must look and laugh I T T pdp padi padi government

APCheat built and sustained on sensational LIES and false propaganda that must collapse sooner or later.
They have NOTHING to offer as their presidential candidate is EMPTY of ideas and most of their other candidates are PDP rejects.

PointB:
10 Powerful Reasons to Vote General Buhari

I am not a fan of Buhari, but I admire his doggedness and capacity for pain. Heck a man who keeps going for election every four-year, loses, then proceed to court, loses in court, does nothing meaningful preceding the next election, only to pop-out again during another election period, is a "specialist in failure" (to borrow from Morinhno). So even as I don’t like him, I admit he’s an enigma, and have put up these 10 reasons why we should consider casting our votes for him. “I have come to bury Caesar, not to praise him!”

1. To Save an old man some tears
Nigerians are happy people (happiest at some point) and we always like to be hospitable and respectful especially to the elderly, old, and aged. So why do we derive joy in seeing an old man – General Buhari weep? Is it because he murdered his colleagues during his active period in the army? Is it because he signed Nigeria into Organisation of Islamic Country (OIC)? Is it because he asked “Muslims to vote for muslims, and Christians to vote for Christians”? Is it because he truncated the Lagos Metro Line setting the city back, in similar fashion as he truncated democracy in 1983 to turn the hands of clock backward? Is because of those he murdered with retroactive decree and several of those infractions he committed when he was a clueless dictator? Is it because he’s more clueless than he looks? How much more crocodile tears must this weeping general shed for Nigerians to forgive him and vote for him? A bucket? A river?

2. To save the Dogs and Baboons
Ladies and gentlemen, and erudite members of this platform, the sanctity of life is paramount; that’s why it is the fundamental of every human right principle. In 2011, when General Buhari lost his third series of general election, our able bodied and talented Youth Corpers, in services of the nation, were slaughtered by supporters of the people's general - almajiris. Throughout this spontaneous act of sheer wickedness and barbarism, not once did the general call them to order; not once did he tell his supporters that they are not acting on his behalf. The general kept mute, obviously pleased with what his supporter did in his name (and hoping it spiral out of control). Thankfully it never did.

Not long ago, the unrepentant general threatened again that “the dogs and the baboons will be soaked in blood” should another humiliating electoral defeat befall him. Nairalanders, let’s save our Youth Corpers, let’s save our friends and family, let avoid this ominous threat altogether by voting the General, else his almajiris, now evolved and more organised with choice weapons, will slaughter all the “dogs and baboons!”

3. To help avenge the death of Buhari’s people killed by JTF
At the height of the Boko Haram murderous saga, the JTF acting in the interest of Nigeria, and while performing their duties, gave Boko haram members a taste of their own medicine by returning fire for fire. As the casualty mounts, General Buhari was famously quoted to have insinuated that the JTF are killing “his people”, instead of inviting them to Aso Rock for dialogue. Equating the murderous and barbaric Boko haram hordes (his people) to the Niger Delta Militants, Buhari was of the opinion that the JFT should stop killing them, rather we should pay them off (amnesty package) for killing Nigerians. A similar debt is said to be owned by the good people Oyo. El Rufia, his party member, reminded us that such deaths are debts which will be paid, even if it takes a hundred years. Gentlemen and ladies, shouldn’t we vote this man in so that our debts are quickly paid and forgotten?

4. Gen Buhari is original “Born to Rule”
Let’s face fact, unless you are Fulani muslim, you are not born to rule, and MUST NEVER rule. If you do, it must be under specific terms and conditionS. Even if you are voted in, you are either a puppet or just a temporary occupant. Buhari fits the profile: He is a Fulani Muslim; a special stock, a descendant of the great Uthman Dan Fodio, conqueror of Hausa, scourge of Ilorin, owner of Nigeria, the prima dona of Born to Rule. Nigeria, according to Ahmadu Bello, is the estate of Uthman Dan Fodio. Who better continue this storied lagacy than General Buhari himself, a true descendant of Uthman Dan Fodio?

5. Buhari has no property; no house (maybe like our current President – no shoes)
Buhari has no house, no property at all (since Nigeria belongs to his great grandfather perhaps). This according to his supporters is the acme of incorrigibility. I don’t know if Buhari’s parents grew up in the streets, and had no houses/properties – not even cows. If they did have any of those, they must be corrupt; they and other Nigerians who own houses are only able to do so because they are corrupt! If Buhari could work, and earn salaries all these years, yet unable to own a home or two, therefore any Nigerian who earned salaries of equal amount as Buhari but manage to own property or two must have corruptly enriched himself. Buhari’s lack of properties has nothing to do with his inability to think, forecast, plan, and execute, he couldn’t own a house because only corrupt people do. Let’s vote Buhari because he has no house, no property (perhaps no shoes too).

6. Buhari will “fight” corruption
Buhari will fight corruption they continue tell us. But no one seems to tell us how! Fortunately, history tells us how Buhari did it the first time out. After successfully (some say cowardly) benefiting from the coup plot that ousted Shagari ‘corrupt’ regime, Buhari placed President Shagari under house arrest, while Ekwueme the VP was bundled into prison. Buhari threw Fela Anikulapo Kuti into prison for possession of foreign currency (Fela had just returned from performing abroad, the poor fella didn’t know a decree has been passed prohibiting holding foreign currency). Meanwhile in the same era 53 suitcases containing some $700M was smuggled into the country by Emir of Gwando, the father of Buhari’s ADC. While Fela languished in detention, the Emir, a well connected “born to rule”, was given a pass! Let’s not forget banning of press freedom (decree 4) and the botched attempt to smuggle a fugitive from the UK by the Buhari’s regime. That is how Buhari fought corruption; wouldn’t we rather go back to this ‘wonderful’ era by voting him?

7. To enlarge Tinubu's empire
The say Buhari is poor, and has no property anywhere in the country (they must really pay peanuts in the military for someone to be unable to save, buy a land, and build a three bedroom apartment after working for decades, either that or the individual has no vision). Since Buhari has no need for material acquisition, but has chosen one of the most avaricious as his backbone and sponsor, isn’t it clear who stands to benefit from the contract? Let’s vote Buhari, and expand Tinubu’s empire from Lagos to beyond!

8. To continue the population lie
A major event in 2016 (a year after the election) is the National Population Census. The stakes are high as evident from the drama and rhetoric. Only in Nigeria is the Sahel savanna region more populated than tropical region, citerus paribus. The fellow who stated he will demystify this myth by not counting cows and goats in the core North as people has already lost his job. Knowing how things work in Nigeria, we can continue with this lie, by voting the People’s General – Gen Muhammad Buhari!

9. To maintain oil block status quo
We know how the oil blocks ownerships are skewed against resources owner, while abundant solid minerals littering other enclaves are rarely stated in the equation, let alone exploited federally. The oil blocks are due for renewal by 2015 and beyond. We can continue to cheat the South and maintain the status quo by voting Buhari! Least we forget, these oil blocks are spoils of war, and payment to the Northern elite for the liberation of Niger Delta from Biafran force. (abi no be so?)


10. To save Buhari's Bank manager
At the basic human level, I really sympathize with Buhari’s bank manager (if Buhari N27M loan claim is anything to go by.) Sanusi spent most of his tenure as central bank governor, hounding bankers for granting loans to you and I to invest in capital market, with the certificate as collateral. If that is considered criminal, how much more granting unsecured loan of such magnitude to Buhari? Or didn’t the bank manager read severally that Buhari has no properties, hence nothing of value to use as security/collateral! I didn’t even know that bank managers can grant a loan of such magnitude on the spot. Someone please tell me the bank and branch. I smell fraud! I am sure the bank manager is being grilled by bank’s credit committee even as we speak, but he could become the finance minister if we all vote Buhari!


I know there are several other reason to 'vote' buhari, but these are my top 10. Let's hear yours.

Jonathan leader of all faceless and useless group

Good advice

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People are just plain st.upid.

Audit report is what it is. They audited the book and found unremitted entitlement to the government.

What audits report do not investigate is the scam going on in lifting of crude.

Garbage in, garbage out. The guys in NNPC are not children.

If 500k barrels were sold and the book was cooked to show 300k barrels. The auditors can only work with the 300k reflected in the book.

The other stolen 200k do not even exist as far as auditing is concerned. Auditing cannot verify how much is actually pumped per day.

People get very creative in trying to beat invigilators in exams. Multiply that by millions to get the level of creativity by the top guns to steal billions that are up for grab.

NNPC can never be cleaned.

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for A cow Without tail, d gods kill flies on its behalf.. Dr JoNathan signed the freedom of information Bill into law yet d apshit Scum bags claim He's clueless, He probed and blocked all the sources thru which ghost workers and subsidy scammers siphon money, His agricultural minister created a robust agricultural sector, His petroleum minister became the 1st female OPEC president, His finance minister still very much needed by world bank and d list goes on and on... If these are what cluelessness entails, then My generation and I will gladly vote clueless Jonathan. GEJ till Buhari presents his certi..pi..cate. anti kworuftion General my ass..

Sanusi alledged $49 billion was missing. The government returned some of the money still $20 billion wasn't accounted for. At different period, Iweala admitted that money amounting to $10 billion has not been returned to the federation account by NNPC while Diezani the frog eye insisted money didn't disappear.

Alas, pricewaterhousecoopers did its own magic and the unbelievable came out that only $1 billion is missing. Nigeria has never had it this bad under any other regime than the one set by president Badluck who believes stealing is not corruption.

scribble:
The sharia monkeys can never apologize. They see Jonathan as infidel.


They want to be ruled over by Muhammad

You are a fool

scribble:
The sharia monkeys can never apologize. They see Jonathan as infidel.


They want to be ruled over by Muhammad

You are a fool, it would have been better for you to keep quite rather than being irrational.

So we have gotten to a stage where some people are celebrating that "only 284 BILLION NAIRA" is missing! And some people are saying Goodluck till 2019 because of that!

Assuming the report is indeed true, who has been fired for this missing money? Is there any country in the world where the oil minister and the NNPC equivalent executives will not be arrested the day after an audit report exposes the fact even 1 million dollars is missing not to talk of OVER 1 BILLION dollars that we have here?

Who has been arrested?
Who has been fired or suspended?

This in itself is enough not to get the president of a country reelected even if such president has provided heaven for his people. But here in Nigeria, it's a cause for celebration and castigation of the "enemies" of Nigeria like "born to rule" Sanusi who raised the alarm in the first place.

Sanusi and Soludo have told us that the money missing far exceeds what this audit report is saying. I choose to believe them over PWC's report. It will be an insult to my intelligence and lack of utilization of my God-given brain if I do otherwise.

Dscientist:

You are a fool
You are a fool, it would have been better for you to keep quite rather than being irrational.

See your teeth as u r shining it like I or Mr. President care about you miscreants


Quote me after you clowns loose the elections

FindOut:
So we have gotten to a stage where some people are celebrating that "only 284 BILLION NAIRA" is missing! And some people are saying Goodluck till 2019 because of that!

Assuming the report is indeed true, who has been fired for this missing money? Is there any country in the world where the oil minister and the NNPC equivalent executives will not be arrested the day after an audit report exposes the fact even 1 million dollars is missing not to talk of OVER 1 BILLION dollars that we have here?

Who has been arrested?
Who has been fired or suspended?

This in itself is enough not to get the president of a country reelected even if such president has provided heaven for his people. But here in Nigeria, it's a cause for celebration and castigation of the "enemies" of Nigeria like "born to rule" Sanusi who raised the alarm in the first place.

Sanusi and Soludo have told us that the money missing far exceeds what this audit report is saying. I choose to believe them over PWC's report. It will be an insult to my intelligence and lack of utilization of my God-given brain if I do otherwise.

There is a difference between missing and unaccounted for

InvertedHammer:
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People are just plain st.upid.

Audit report is what it is. They audited the book and found unremitted entitlement to the government.

What audits report do not investigate is the scam going on in lifting of crude.

Garbage in, garbage out. The guys in NNPC are not children.

If 500k barrels were sold and the book was cooked to show 300k barrels. The auditors can only work with the 300k reflected in the book.

The other stolen 200k do not even exist as far as auditing is concerned. Auditing cannot verify how much is actually pumped per day.

People get very creative in trying to beat invigilators in exams. Multiply that by millions to get the level of creativity by the top guns to steal billions that are up for grab.

NNPC can never be cleaned.

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Sir, your first statement sums it up!

Second bolded is a recommended cure to be taken in by the stup.i.d ones, though it is unlikely to have much effect on the extremely irredeemable cases, most of whom can be found chanting Goodluck till 2019 in spite of this scandal which unfortunately has become a normal thing in Nigeria now .

scribble:



There is a difference between missing and unaccounted for

Please educate me, in the context of this issue at hand. I look forward to tapping into your wealth of ignorance knowledge

You think advanced countries got to where they are by differentiating between "stealing" and "corruption" and differentiating between "missing" and "unaccounted for" and "unremitted" ?

When are you people going to stop making excuses for the leaders so the long suffering poor people in Nigeria can experience good leadership and advancement?

Do you know the percentage of Nigerians that woke up this morning not knowing what they will eat for breakfast? with no money in their pocket? despite struggling to go to school and armed with a university degree and no hope in sight?

Do you know how much Diezani's tax payer funded jet could do for these people? Do you know how much the billions used to feed Tompolo as policeman of the sea (despite increasing oil theft) could do for these people? Do you know what 1 BILLION DOLLARS can do for the country, talkless of 30?

Assuming you are not one, and you have no relatives in such situation, have you no pity for such people? Is this the way forward?

Anybody who thinks that the whites, pricewater or whatever is incorruptible is dreaming. With the right amount, they would cave in. NNPC and our oil sector is a cesspit of corruption. If they do a real independent audit, that money will be more than $30 billion.

Will pride let them come back and say we are sorry?? Sanusi, Apc and co. I wonder what will be their campaign strategy this time

I thought d Senate committee initially claimed no money was missing.....we just might never know how much was truly stolen.

Christians can apologies.

seriously "only 1 billion dollars"? Do nigerians know what 1 billion dollars can do? Did GEJ not go external to borrow 1 billion dollars for the army fighting boko haram? do you know how many years it will take nigeria to pay back 1 billion dollar loan? Even after cooking the books, one billion dollars is not only in a country where 80% live on less than a doller per day. In some chlimes those who supervise that will go to jail. And stop using the word not remmited, the money was stolen/missing not none remmited. not remitted since when? money has not been paid into the federal government coffers since 2010 and you are still calling it not remmited because you want to give criminals soft landing? the money was stolen full stop.

APC at work.Sanusi belongs to APC so i'm not surprised.

GoodMorning all.

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Awho:
Will pride let them come back and say we are sorry?? Sanusi, Apc and co. I wonder what will be their campaign strategy this time

Sorry for what exactly? For saying the government stole your money? Is money missing or not? Are you a human being?

Somebody once said "a fool will say, I have made up my mind, don't convince me with the truth". It is still surprising to see some people holding on to SLS allegation despite the conclusion and release of the audited report. Some Nigerians are alarmist by nature.

Dats Naija 4 u

2undexy:
I trust Jonathan and his cohorts. I know they will find a way to annuled and rubbish the fact that 20 billion dollar was missing. Bunch of scallwags and doofus.
He-diot and -she-diot of people we called leaders...mtcheew

Oh for God sake stop talking like illiterate. NNPC is Jonathan property.

scribble:
The sharia monkeys can never apologize. They see Jonathan as infidel.


They want to be ruled over by Muhammad

GEJ should just wipe that useless Sharia out before they do us more damage.