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Girls are amazing, beautiful and altogether
wonderful creatures....well, at least for the most
part. Yet, there are others who are nothing but a
disaster. There isn't just one type of
woman that is right for every guy. However, there
are certain categories of women that pose a
mental hazard to your sanity and should be
avoided at all costs.
Hope am not spoiling anybody's market.

1) The High Maintenance Type
Her daddy always told her that she is a princess,
but she took that way too far. Not only will she
constantly keep you busy taking care of all her
needs, she can also cost you your every penny. She
has an expensive taste and wants you to shower
her with equally expensive gifts. She expects you
to take her to only posh places and there's no
way she'll go to a pub to have beer. Guy that's a no go area if your father is not a politician.
2) The Overtly-Critical Type
Anything you do for this woman is simply not
good enough. She simply loves to hate you.
Nothing seems to work unless it is done
according to her standards. A word of joke and
it will be quickly taken out of context to become
some sort of insult or some reason to wage war
against you. With constant critique and
misery, this one will make you an angry and bitter
person in the end. I speak from experience.
3) The Feminist
She was born to empower, enlighten and save
women from the chauvinistic men on earth. And
mind you, she can't be pleased by any man. She
firmly believes that men are the biggest plague of
the society. She is also biased as she believes
women are far more superior and intelligent
creatures than men. Run for your life if you don't want endless arguments and fighting.
4) The Bitter Girl
This woman is quick to let you know that
everything sucks, and how she's mistreated by
everyone in society. Her life seems to be a never-
ending series of unfortunate events. However, your
real nightmare begins when you start to feel a
little bogged down and betrayed by the world
yourself, and your once-positive nature gets
overwhelmed by her perpetually gloomy outlook.
I once read abt a man who decided to listen to the problems of another man who was suicidal and after two hours of telling him they both committed suicide.
5) The Emotional Fools
It's only been a month of courtship and she has
already started making marriage plans and opening her legs! You don't
know her so well, but she feels she has known
you enough and doesn't care how you feel about
it. She's so attached to you that she starts
observing fasts for you! And, before you have the
chance to say anything, she brings up the 'M'
word again. She traps you emotionally and there's
no way out then. Sense this type better not start. I used to know one like that they will pest your life.

For my guys this list is not complete if I haven't added the last but not the least.
The Broke Girl
You collected her contact today and when you called because you guys talked some 21minutes she was like guy you are boxed send me credit. Met one like that I sent the credit and never called her again

hmmm nyc 1 op..

Motigbo

That number 5 reminds me of one of my exes.... Just after 1week of meeting her, miracles has started happening.

cutieberie1:
hmmm nyc 1 op..

Thanks

cutieberie1:
hmmm nyc 1 op..

hello

Nice write up.

cutieberie1:
hmmm nyc 1 op..

happy sunday

Not to burst your bubble, but you don't have the correct definition for 'feminist'. Don't confuse feminist with man-hater.

Dating is along thing...

Nobody said any thing about dating anybody..

Na lashing they rain....

zick19:
That number 5 reminds me of one of my exes.... Just after 1week of meeting her, miracles has started happening.

Lol Bad guy

nenyibabs:
Not to burst your bubble, but you don't have the correct definition for 'feminist'. Don't confuse feminist with man-hater.

OK thanks, I guess we could use ur help...