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Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by kingphilip(m): 8:23pm On Feb 26, 2015
good evening to all the E-family members and all the ghostmoders

today seems to b my lucky day
my third page

dedicating this space to Luchiana1 for those smiles today
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 8:26pm On Feb 26, 2015
kingphilip:

hope no b u dem do that thing ba
Lol. Me ke, marry @ wat age?
Me I still be omo kekere o.
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Salihumainasara(m): 8:32pm On Feb 26, 2015
[quote author=tolustx post=31114902][/quote] yes boss
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by sparkleRed(f): 8:40pm On Feb 26, 2015
doublezero7:


Becos u're a prostitude and you are nasty! undecided
Doublezero7 is dat a joke or wat, I take offence 2 dat statement sad
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by sparkleRed(f): 8:41pm On Feb 26, 2015
dafuturis:
SparkleRed, you're a UNIBEN grad. right. I think I've seen that face a couple of times.

Yes I am and a member of redcross
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 8:41pm On Feb 26, 2015
A graduate in Biology from University of Somewhere was having difficulty in finding a job. He saw an advert in one of the daily newspapers for a job at a zoo.
In the interview, the manager told him that their gorilla, which had been tourists attraction has died so they needed someone to dress up & pretend as gorilla. The graduate was embarrassed, but since
the salary was OK, he accepted the job. 
The 1st day, he put on the gorilla skin & entered the cage, he started jumping up and down, beat his chest & roared like gorilla.
The next day, he put on a gorilla skin and started moving around the zoo again and mistakenly entered another cage and found himself staring at a lion.
The lion roared & rushed towards him. The scared graduate quickly forgot that he is a gorilla & started shouting like human, "Help! Help!"
The lion leaped onto him,knocked him to the ground and whispered in his ear "sodiq" it's me lekan, ur course mate. Shut up or we'll both lose our job..

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Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by kingphilip(m): 8:47pm On Feb 26, 2015
tolustx:

Lol. Me ke, marry @ wat age?
Me I still be omo kekere o.
abeg vacate that omo kekere post o

na nysc u de go so o
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by ik4life: 8:47pm On Feb 26, 2015
tolustx:

The confusing thing in dat mata na d nysc list wey u talk. I dnt knw whr ur school got dat from. Ve u inquired to knw d difference btween d lists? I think dat will tell what step to take and if u shud be worried or not.
Ordinarily, the 'mobilization list' or 'mobilized' is d one we've been seeing and hearing of everywhere.
thanks for the suggestions, I really appreciate
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by richybanky(m): 8:50pm On Feb 26, 2015
tolustx:


CC: richybanky.

Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by kingphilip(m): 8:51pm On Feb 26, 2015
sparkleRed:

Doublezero7 is dat a joke or wat, I take offence 2 dat statement sad
sweetie please don't b offended

on behalf of me myself and I coupled with the management of yabaleft, I tender an unreserved apology for the effect the words and action might have caused u

please he is one of the yabaleft patient just bear with him
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by sparkleRed(f): 8:53pm On Feb 26, 2015
kingphilip:

sweetie please don't b offended

on behalf of me myself and I coupled with the management of yabaleft, I tender an unreserved apology for the effect the words and action might have caused u

please he is one of the yabaleft patient just bear with him
Ain't cool na, if we jokin let's knw we re joking, he doesn't knw me so shouldn't say such stuff it's annoying, even if he thinks it's a joke
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by doublezero7(m): 8:53pm On Feb 26, 2015
ernesterioo:
na irrelevances plenty for here, some folks just going against d real subject...Na nysc issues 2015 ...Abeg for xts sake ...una know una self

^^^ I'm very sure u're still in Secondary School! grin

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Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 8:54pm On Feb 26, 2015
Salihumainasara:
yes boss
Oga what u're quote na
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Gracyel(f): 8:55pm On Feb 26, 2015
dafuturis:
O.K Raymond

UNIBEN

BIOCHEMISTRY 2014

Akwa Ibom/River state

......... Love you 15A prospects.
Awwwwnnn..we love you too. Welcome to the family!
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 8:58pm On Feb 26, 2015
[quote author=richybanky post=31118464][/quote]

Thanks man.
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by kingphilip(m): 9:01pm On Feb 26, 2015
sparkleRed:

Ain't cool na, if we jokin let's knw we re joking, he doesn't knw me so shouldn't say such stuff it's annoying, even if he thinks it's a joke
we r really Sorry dear if he offended u

I'm sure he's preparing a lengthy apology letter for dat..


BTW hw r u doing
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by ladokuntlad(m): 9:03pm On Feb 26, 2015
[quote author=Electronzeez post=31117145][/quote]

Y if i may ask?
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Gracyel(f): 9:06pm On Feb 26, 2015
tolustx:
A graduate in Biology from University of Somewhere was having difficulty in finding a job. He saw an advert in one of the daily newspapers for a job at a zoo.
In the interview, the manager told him that their gorilla, which had been tourists attraction has died so they needed someone to dress up & pretend as gorilla. The graduate was embarrassed, but since
the salary was OK, he accepted the job. 
The 1st day, he put on the gorilla skin & entered the cage, he started jumping up and down, beat his chest & roared like gorilla.
The next day, he put on a gorilla skin and started moving around the zoo again and mistakenly entered another cage and found himself staring at a lion.
The lion roared & rushed towards him. The scared graduate quickly forgot that he is a gorilla & started shouting like human, "Help! Help!"
The lion leaped onto him,knocked him to the ground and whispered in his ear "sodiq" it's me lekan, ur course mate. Shut up or we'll both lose our job..
STALE GIST! Old STORY....tolustx telling stale stories since 1900
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by kingphilip(m): 9:08pm On Feb 26, 2015
Gracyel:
STALE GIST! Old STORY....tolustx telling stale stories since 1900
no mind am jare

him learn well from him old transistor radio wey,de talk news wey don pass 100 years
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by ladokuntlad(m): 9:13pm On Feb 26, 2015
Electronzeez:

ladokuntunji:


Come make we go meet d elders to settle dis matter

cc Electronzeez, noordean

Ebawapari ija ooo


About going offline now.

I am sorry to inform you that i gave pinkiepetite the go ahead to pick from the many guys onthis thread as her new boo.

Before you beging your reverberation, i would advice you seek for the reasons for my sudden judgement.



y if i may ask
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by rmfunky(f): 9:14pm On Feb 26, 2015
Page 400.....Turn up!
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Nobody: 9:14pm On Feb 26, 2015
ik4life:
Please I will like to ask a question,I will appreciate if somebody here give me a useful suggestion,Two list where pasted in school one was captioned nysc list while another was titled mobilized list.my name came out in the mobilized list while their are people their names appeared in both list.please House what do u think this means and can it prevent me from going to service by may.pls urgent and useful advice is needed.my school is Ansu (Anambra state univ)
hi ik4life. Am Nancy, a student of Ansu too. From Mascm deptmnt. can u add me for us to chat more and to know if u will help me check my name. tnx
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Nobody: 9:19pm On Feb 26, 2015
vparle:
ESUT pasted an Error List, go check your and do the necessary correction if your name is short listed. Student affair block
pls which list is that
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Owliver(m): 9:23pm On Feb 26, 2015
rmfunky:
Page 400.....Turn up!
you dey post once once but dey wait for page 400. Judgment day is coming
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by babatawa(m): 9:30pm On Feb 26, 2015
tolustx:
E be lyk say erisegun, babatawa and owliver don go sambisa forest. Richybanky! U see dem for road sha?

*comin back frm sambisa*
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by babatawa(m): 9:31pm On Feb 26, 2015
richybanky:

I see dem oooo, na babatawa dey for front cus he dey ride anything rideable grin

sebi?

na ur e-boo i go ride nxt

omo rada rada
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by babatawa(m): 9:33pm On Feb 26, 2015
doublezero7:


Pinkie the Prostitude! cheesy


#A15Party #July4 #TurnUp


yo ba furo e

hoe'loshi
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by babatawa(m): 9:34pm On Feb 26, 2015
pinkiepetite:
alakoba Lomo okunrin yi o! no spoil my market na!


Madam what re u sellin?
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by babatawa(m): 9:37pm On Feb 26, 2015
doublezero7:


E dey ur body sha! Sina o lere oo!

cheesy

#A15Party #July4 #TurnUp






















MoDiFiEd!!!

I dedicate this space I've acquired to my best friends, babatawa, erisegun and Owliver grin

I DON'T dedicate this space to sleekyonyx i just don't like you tongue
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by babatawa(m): 9:40pm On Feb 26, 2015
pinkiepetite:
Chisos! are u for real?!


Lolz...


I'm only human
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by doublezero7(m): 9:41pm On Feb 26, 2015
sparkleRed:

Doublezero7 is dat a joke or wat, I take offence 2 dat statement sad


I meant that as a joke dearie! I am very sorry! I wouldn't wantto imply anytin to offend you sweet! No vex!
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by babatawa(m): 9:42pm On Feb 26, 2015
kingphilip:

just gimme pinkiepetite n I won't disturb again


Are u mad?


infact ur mad!

Rubbish

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