Life is an irony.....and there are scores of women out there salivating over the prospect of such.....

[fiester][/what exactly does a woman want from a man. ur joystick is small, they complain. your joystick is big, they go to court. na wa o]

ireneidiva:

hope you will actually sit your children down and tell them this. If you can't, that makes you a hypocrite.

Thanks for being sane! Wrong has so become right.

BUSHHUNTER:
This is serious....reminds me of one lady that shared her experience with my sister concerning the issue she normally had with one man manhood that its always hell whenever they had sex and what makes her to visit the said man is money...she's always on sickbed for 3 or more days after sex.

Abi na mortar pestle?

Lmaooooooo. Funniest post ever!

General pype Nola, ur service will be very accepted in US cos that's what dey love

General pype Nola, ur service will be very accepted in US cos that's what dey love shame on the alomo and pakurumo drinker

all dis northern man self, shey a woman of 3kids no get experience reach? come still use dolon dolo pursue her

Pray, the 3 children she had, where did they pass through? Or did she vomit them?

This can't be all there is to it. She must have some kind of health problem. But why did the Judge not demand to see the exhibit?

I will free her to go because I can never enjoy my marriage. .....

Chanchit:


I would tell my male and female children to make sure they have sex before marriage, those religious teachings are all crap. Sex before marriage would save you a lot of stress. What if my daughter is marrying a one minute man, or even an impotent Or a man just like this case, things like this leads to extra marital affairs, then the husband would be reporting my daughter and hearing such as a father na yawa. So they must check if they are sexually compatible.

And btw, they should calculate each round of sex @10k, so they would know who will balance who.

rubbish so if it is until she have slept with 20 guys she get satisfied ba reason small na

Dyt:
Northerners and big somethings ehn
Its scary

. share your numerous experiences please

missjenna:
That's why sex before marriage is always advisable

Religiously is wrong
and Culturally too is a taboo

chinnelle:

Odi serious

nwa oma kee ije

dkronicle:
60k minus 2bangings

Sex is free except she be Olosho she cant deduct that from d bill...

buygala:
The guy wan use him Nepa pole reconfigure her puna for 4g unlimited downloads

Na that kain preek go download the pikin straight into her womb. ... no need for ovaries and fallopian tubes

FOR ALL THE LADIES INSISTING ON MASSIVE ABUNAS, it isnt too late to give those 4inch dudes a try, so that una no go mistakenly collect preek wey go make una 'konko-below' begin dey leak oil and water

Crazy head! Hehehehe

Goodness.

Seems like they're ill-matched in more ways than one. The guy actually wants his 'courting' money back, lol. It's a valid issue, and these people aren't serious anyhow. She should pay it back, and quietly move on. Kaput.

AmberQueen:
Well,if a woman who has had 3children feels she cannot endure d size of his joystick then he must be massive downlow...

Meanwhyl,so it was only #60,000 that he spent on her during courtship

Hmmm!

That's three months earnings for a minimum wage worker...

Jackeeh:
I think The man is just lazy in bed. He probably thinks being massive is everything. I'm very sure he's the wham bam kind of lover/husband. No pre-intimacy. Just dive in and out. Endowed guys sometimes don't bother about a little romance and pre-intimacy cos they feel they have the only thing the lady wants. Married people, no matter how big or tight he or she is, romance n pre-intimacy can make him seem small n her, not so tight. Instead of divorce, increase the pre-intimacy and romance. This takes patience. And also ensure there's no infection or any other health challenge( on d lady's part). BTW, sex before marriage still remains a SIN.

.........Correct!

missjenna:
That's why sex before marriage is always advisable

can you imagine? and this is indeed coming from a lady like me,God help our generation.

RomanceLander:
can i see it please ma'am

Nne ooh obi na eme m paulina paulina, u look like my missing rib, na u be my missing rib?

xmich:


Bals=#57k

1.5/banging? Naaa. An ars,e that tight should fetch min 30k experience for the man- meaning they are even. And that is my final judgement.

naijainfogalery:
Women the most complicated creature ever . if its small that's when they want big , if its big that's when they like small , if he cums fast they want him to stay long if he cums late he wants to kill them. If he makes love like a gentle man he is too soft , if he does it like an animal he is brutal. If he doesn't so it every day he is starving them if he does it every day he doesn't have human feeling , if he is always the first to ask he is a se.x addict if he always wait for her to ask he isn't romantic , I've searched all the books of the world, you can't please them .

An average woman doesnt know what she wants and she expects you to help her figure it out if you do or try to you are being forceful and if your plan fails you are I. Soup .

You can only overcome them with patience and Gods wisdom else thou shall be frustrated and thou shalt eventually die and she shalt meet another

If you read all you typed again you'll notice they're extreme ended statements. Moderation is what a lady wants I.e: not too much of this & not too much of that.

ijecks:
can you imagine? and this is indeed coming from a lady like me,God help our generation.

God help our generation from lying women. Are u a Virgin?

Oh Lawd! Much as a hotdog is desirable, a giant salami might just be too much....who needs a boa constrictor
Pls Judge, dissolve that marriage oh before u preside over a murder trial.....how will they reach a reconciliation naa.....chai!
My humble submission

highbeeola:

rubbish so if it is until she have slept with 20 guys she get satisfied ba reason small na

Unionised:

Spoken like the teenager that you are.
How irresponsible.

I knw I won't have foolish daughter(s) like both of you that would open pant for any God is good hediots like ur brothers.

[size=28pt]A.bokis[/size] [size=18pt]and their[/size] [size=28pt]big preeks![/size]

missjenna:
That's why sex before marriage is always advisable

The fact someone cheated during an exam and passed it does NOT mean that cheating is advisable during exams. May be the first time or a time out of many times will come and you will be caught cheating during exams and that may be the #END.

THERE IS NO JUSTIFICATION FOR PREMARITAL AND EXTRAMARITAL SEX. Such acts are inexcusable.

NOTE: A son of perdition will never hear, accept and follow the voice and the warnings of God and always wants to justify his wrong doings which he, himself knows that his act is against God's perfect ways and wills. He will eventually fall into a "PIT" beyond repair because of his stubborness and total ignrance.

alberto2k:
Op...

Do some ladies a favour by dropping that man's address and phone number

That is good for the soft drills.

Pennywise:


God help our generation from lying women. Are u a Virgin?

what has the truth got to do with the above question.please wake up

emusmith:
This is absolutely funny.

He wants to take back his 60k o..

The no serious at all, If he want his 60k he should also pay for d sex.