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Mehn, Children of nowadays are seriously missing out… If you did not do any of this while growing up, your Childhood was Poor.

― If u never bathed in the
rain.

― If nobody told u about
India vs Nigeria 99-1.

If u didn’t sleep on d
couch and wake up on d
bed.

― If u didn’t go 2 steal
cashew and guava in d
next street. and d owner’s
dog comes through d
backyard waiting for u to
come down from d tree.

if u didn’t throw your
milk tooth on d roof for the
lizards to take it and give
u new ones.

― If u didn’t just wash
your hands and legs
instead of bathing when
going to school.

If u didn’t act film in
uncompleted building or
under bed with friends. ―

If u never flew a kite. ― If u didn’t use ur two
legs to build houses with
sand.

If u didn’t write ur
name on paper and insert
it into ur pen so that no
one will steal it.

― If u didn’t close d fridge
door really slowly to see
when d lights went off.

If u neva waved @
white birds expectin ur
nails to b whiter

If u neva heard of a
ghost dat stays under
mango trees @nights

If u didn’t drive a single
car Tyre with a stick and
called it ur car!


If u didn’t mix garri n
sugar in ur pocket and eat
while walking in d street.

If u never did mama
and papa play i.e. cookin
grass nd sand without fire.

If u didn’t play table
soccer. with bottle cover..

Oya choose which one you
do?

I did all that

i once got stuck in a tree, twaz d owner that brought me down, seized ma school bag nd told me to call my parents...
awaz 8yrs old den

U nid Jesus. He wil help 4get wot doesn't matter. As a matter of fact, u no go kil person wit lafter. I did almost all of them, especialy dt garri and sugar; na hunger comot sure pass e be.

I did only 2,5,6,7,9,10...dah milk tooth on the roof was my area of expertise. My uncle would tell me to run round the compound according to my age...Can never forget when I was eight. I ran 8 times round the compound even tho I had an injury on my leg. I was made to believe that it won't grow back if I didn't... lol

I have done most of these in America growing up as a kid, except for the fruit references because those aren't found where I am! Have you ever made mud pies after the rain? Those were the best days of my life. Looks as if children are missing out on growing up slowly and innocently everywhere!

In romance??!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you never act as papa and mama...

And have your first fukk acting a film at the back of the chair, house, class

Or some of us who were molested in the room a very beautiful cougar..

ghost1718:
Mehn, Children of nowadays are seriously missing out… If you did not do any of this while growing up, your Childhood was Poor.

― If u never bathed in the
rain.

― If nobody told u about
India vs Nigeria 99-1.

If u didn’t sleep on d
couch and wake up on d
bed.

― If u didn’t go 2 steal
cashew and guava in d
next street. and d owner’s
dog comes through d
backyard waiting for u to
come down from d tree.

if u didn’t throw your
milk tooth on d roof for the
lizards to take it and give
u new ones.

― If u didn’t just wash
your hands and legs
instead of bathing when
going to school.

If u didn’t act film in
uncompleted building or
under bed with friends. ―

If u never flew a kite. ― If u didn’t use ur two
legs to build houses with
sand.

If u didn’t write ur
name on paper and insert
it into ur pen so that no
one will steal it.

― If u didn’t close d fridge
door really slowly to see
when d lights went off.

If u neva waved @
white birds expectin ur
nails to b whiter

If u neva heard of a
ghost dat stays under
mango trees @nights

If u didn’t drive a single
car Tyre with a stick and
called it ur car!


If u didn’t mix garri n
sugar in ur pocket and eat
while walking in d street.

If u never did mama
and papa play i.e. cookin
grass nd sand without fire.

If u didn’t play table
soccer. with bottle cover..

Oya choose which one you
do?

Lolzz good old days
Did all except the garri and sugar stuff. Never did that, but others was so fun especially bathing in the rain butt naked

sinaj:
I did all that

i once got stuck in a tree, twaz d owner that brought me down, seized ma school bag nd told me to call my parents...
awaz 8yrs old den

You rough die oo. So you climb tree wen u small, ifit be dwarf tree sha.

Hmm! Reminds me of dose good old days when u cd still get dat wrapped/colored ice cream(forgotten d name) for 25kobo.

Wow! Dis days shildren day miss sha.

Movesz:
If you never act as papa and mama...

And have your first fukk acting a film at the back of the chair, house, class

Or some of us who were molested in the room a very beautiful cougar..

lol bad boy!
awaz always d baby in d play xo i will jux sit nd watch clay television with d canoe guyz in peakmilk tin on d screen while my momma nd poppa in d play touch nd screw

yazz09:
You rough die oo. So you climb tree wen u small, ifit be dwarf tree sha.

lolz... i miss d good old days *wipes tears away*

lol play play mirexx
mine was to eat sugar with d leather
I did all jare

mirexxx:
lol play play mirexx
mine was to eat sugar with d leather
I did all jare

You look ajibolitic, you sure say you roll tyre...
Just observing.

yazz09:
You look ajibolitic, you sure say you roll tyre...
Just observing.

tyres are for boys

Mehn....... I did all!
Even backlift with AC cage
Jumping from our 1st floor to prove ur strong
Walking a long distance on the fence to prove balance
Going to peoples shop to steal 'hand full' of rice and cook it inside 'pangolo'

sinaj:
lolz... i miss d good old days *wipes tears away*

Don't cry please *hands over hanky*.

Trinxie:
I did only 2,5,6,7,9,10...dah milk tooth on the roof was my area of expertise. My uncle would tell me to run round the compound according to my age...Can never forget when I was eight. I ran 8 times round the compound even tho I had an injury on my leg. I was made to believe that it won't grow back if I didn't... lol

mine anytime i pick up fight... It well always End when one of my teeth is down and i will fine it and bring it home to tro up shai we enjoy oh

MissEse:
Mehn....... I did all!
Even backlift with AC cage
Jumping from our 1st floor to prove ur strong
Walking a long distance on the fence to prove balance
Going to peoples shop to steal 'hand full' of rice and cook it inside 'pangolo'

bross, u can thief eeh u sure say i no fellow u eat that rice

mirexxx:
lol play play mirexx
mine was to eat sugar with d leather
I did all jare

u too look ajibo to clamb tree nah

yazz09:
Don't cry please *hands over hanky*.

awaznt crying wz removing dust frm my eyes....


*sobs*

dodging! fiiree! elo sa pa mo

did all xcept dat of garri and sugar in d pocket...

Movesz:
If you never act as papa and mama...

And have your first fukk acting a film at the back of the chair, house, class

Or some of us who were molested in the room a very beautiful cougar..

bross abeg them dey molest men?? Show me abeg

ghost1718:
u too look ajibo to clamb tree nah

ok

King of guava and mango tree. Kai! Then it was fun.

sinaj:
lolz... i miss d good old days *wipes tears away*

take heart.......... u hear ??

I did like all of 'em...
















and for your knowledge, every generation has it own blessings... so nobody is missing out on anything!!

Lol... How About Playing Soccer In The rain

ghost1718:
bross abeg them dey molest men?? Show me abeg

I had first class experience of molestation from girls..



buh that was then, any b!tch that tries that with me right now should be ready to be searching for her damn period -cus it surely gonna get missing


#NoLongerABoiToBeMolested

ghost1718:
mine anytime i pick up fight... It well always End when one of my teeth is down and i will fine it and bring it home to tro up shai we enjoy oh

Lol...abi oo, those days when our job was to play...while mum and dad did the work. we always wanted to grow up...(sometimes I wonder what we were thinking).