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It is not uncommon to see our nowadays ladies hustling engagement rings by all means and from any DICK and HARRY. Some can even go fetish to obtain one. Recent survey by funnydick et.al have come up with classification of engagement rings and their characteristics.
1. Acute engagement (less than one year).
CHARACTERISTICS
- Always present on the finger (never forgotten).
-Always been touched by the bearer.
- Readily brandished or showed off to peers & friends.
- Highly valued.

2. Sub-acute engagement(1 to 2 years)
CHARACTERISTICS
- Worn on alternate days
- Less showed-off.
- Still valued

3. Chronic engagement(2 to 3 years)
CHARACTERISTICS
- Worn on occasions
- Regularly forgotten
- Not showed-off
- Diminished value

Super- chronic engagement(3 years and above)
CHARATERISTICS
- Worn on highly selected occasions
- Bearers are not proud
- Not brandished or showed-off
- Bearers answer question such as WHEN? WHAT ARE YOU GUYS WAITING FOR? LOL.
- Bearers become fresh hustlers.

But some men do terrible things oo . How can you engage a lady for 5,6 or 7 years even 10 years no marriage and you want her to keep waiting for you. Abi she be "lord of the ring"?

Number2 is cool.

I don already buy engagement ring keep. But no babe worthy yet to hav it

Lol
God forbid!

No 1 is cooler

alberto2k:
No 1 is cooler

really men? I don't like -always been touched by the bearer.

falconey:
really men? I don't like -always been touched by the bearer.

but atleast its high valued

Cutehector:
I don already buy engagement ring keep. But no babe worthy yet to hav it

Maybe the fault is u......open your eyes bro

funnydick:
Maybe the fault is u......open your eyes bro

yeah for beein too good. I dnt club, dnt smoke. Dnt drink and womanize. These r my faults.