super cool

Good work OP . You just made my day. More ink to your pen

Best write up ages.. thumps up!

Oluwa go bless you for this piece, especially on ITEM 8.

felibrain:
As humans we all want a good life but the question becomes how do I improve the quality of my life? The quality of your life largely depends on your day to day activities. Let's quickly run through some things you need to either start or stop doing to enjoy a better life.
WARNING : I will try to be as brief as possible but if I end up writing a long piece please take your time to read through. You didn't pay me for this, just read but if you don't read now a time will come when you may have to pay to read my writings. Lol it's not a threat.....

1. Stop procrastinating. Procrastination is one of the most effective weapons the devil has used and is still using to hold people down so as to steal what belongs to them. There are many ideas you may have conceived but laziness has not allowed you to put it to use, you keep saying today,
tomorrow. Hmmmmmm. My brother/sister you will be poor ooo.

2. Stop living a loose life. At times I feel like crying when I see how carelessly some people live. How would a lady for heaven sake attend a birthday party, drink herself to stupor and lie down on the corner of the street till morning? Someone knows he is poor yet he wants to date and sleep with every girl around. Think about this.

3. Start celebrating other people's success. I know you understand this. There are people who just hate it when others make progress. They feel it should have been them. This habit has never and will never take you far.

4. Stop being an idiot. There are many forms of idiocy but here I'm referring to those who laugh over everything. They never take anything serious. You will die young ooo (not you).

5. Stop masturbating/watching pornography. This is not a religious write up hence I won't want to delve into whether masturbation or pornography is a sin or not. All I can tell you is that it reduces the quality of your life. Masturbation is addictive and ones you start you will begin to seek isolation
at all times (so as to have full privacy to......). With time this isolation habit will translate to a low self esteem and a lack of confidence. This lack of confidence will affect every area of your life. Lest I forget you tend to loose memory easily.

6. Stop trying so hard to please everyone. I said this before. Most times that I have failed it was because I was trying to please one or more 'gods' Pleasing everyone will make you feel indebted to them as if your life depends on them. RUBBISH!

7. Don't make God your enemy. You are dead without God.....

8. Stop wasting your energy on relationship related matters. Seriously I'm guilty of this. I'm a guy who loves with all my being. Today I was just thinking of my woman in the vehicle and I felt like I heard a voice saying 'Felix if you start channeling all these your thoughts to business related issues you will be exceedingly rich. Why should you be wasting your energy?' unfortunately for me I just can't stop but I'm telling you to. Lol.

9. Stop smoking weed. You will die young.

10. Stop sleeping around. If you are a guy I know your semen won't dry up neither will your clitoris cut as a female but whether you want to believe it or not, every sex out of wedlock will culminate in curses and misfortunes.

11. Never stop learning. Unfortunately for this part of the world (Africa) we live in a society where many people walk about with big heads but dead brains. How will Africa develop? The day you stop learning that day you die. I perceive I will be a very 'wicked' father because I will prepare a learning journal for my children where they must write down what new thing they learn daily. Seem like I'm asking you to
be my child. But seriously, go learn a skill. There are things which I reluctantly learned online but they are earning me plenty of money today.

12. Let your YES be YES and your NO be NO..

13. Learn to give freely but don't give to please, give to assist
and you will be blessed.

14. Think big. If I tell you that nations will gather to listen to me don't laugh at me, I'm only thinking big. The difference between the rich and the poor is their way of thinking and not the money. Within the period when Dantata gave Dangote 5k to start a business I'm sure that there are poor people today
who had 10k in those days.

15. Be creative. Do you know why MTN and Etisalat is still in business? They roll out new plans everyday to tempt you to spend more. That's creativity!

16. Be teachable. I was telling some youths the other day that anytime you stop being teachable you will stop being amiable and when you stop being amiable you loose favour. Personally I easily hate people who feel they know.

17. Build your self esteem. Maybe this is a topic for another day but just know that no body will carry you higher than you carry yourself. As a lady it will be irresponsible for you to respond to any guy who calls you on the street by saying SSSSS, SSSSS. Is that your name? Yet you turn because you are desperate for a husband. Lol. For the guys Hmmmmmm. If you see a girl you want but you can't even walk up to her
to at least strike up a good conversation, man you need some cane. Even on Facebook, if I chat with you on 3 occasions and in each you replied me with k and 5n or tnx, babe you don go be that ooo. Or you came for an interview and you are shivering, no work for you.

18. Care for your parents. You will enjoy life.

19. Don't be too desperate. Naturally when people notice you are desperate for something they derive more pleasure in denying your request. I'm not saying you shouldn't lobby for that huge contract oooo because if you go broke i won't be there.

20. Learn to say thank you and to apologise when you are
wrong.

Did I touch any part of your life with this? Say No at your own
risk......

Yes u did, awesome compilation

Thanks for these useful writeup.. You're God sent..! I pray for Change in my Life..

anoda point-u can as well copy wot u c n ppls blog n paste on nls so as 2 make frontpage jst like dis op,its will do u alot of gd.......or aint dat rite poster?

felibrain:
As humans we all want a good life but the question becomes how do I improve the quality of my life? The quality of your life largely depends on your day to day activities. Let's quickly run through some things you need to either start or stop doing to enjoy a better life.
WARNING : I will try to be as brief as possible but if I end up writing a long piece please take your time to read through. You didn't pay me for this, just read but if you don't read now a time will come when you may have to pay to read my writings. Lol it's not a threat.....

1. Stop procrastinating. Procrastination is one of the most effective weapons the devil has used and is still using to hold people down so as to steal what belongs to them. There are many ideas you may have conceived but laziness has not allowed you to put it to use, you keep saying today,
tomorrow. Hmmmmmm. My brother/sister you will be poor ooo.

2. Stop living a loose life. At times I feel like crying when I see how carelessly some people live. How would a lady for heaven sake attend a birthday party, drink herself to stupor and lie down on the corner of the street till morning? Someone knows he is poor yet he wants to date and sleep with every girl around. Think about this.

3. Start celebrating other people's success. I know you understand this. There are people who just hate it when others make progress. They feel it should have been them. This habit has never and will never take you far.

4. Stop being an idiot. There are many forms of idiocy but here I'm referring to those who laugh over everything. They never take anything serious. You will die young ooo (not you).

5. Stop masturbating/watching pornography. This is not a religious write up hence I won't want to delve into whether masturbation or pornography is a sin or not. All I can tell you is that it reduces the quality of your life. Masturbation is addictive and ones you start you will begin to seek isolation
at all times (so as to have full privacy to......). With time this isolation habit will translate to a low self esteem and a lack of confidence. This lack of confidence will affect every area of your life. Lest I forget you tend to loose memory easily.

6. Stop trying so hard to please everyone. I said this before. Most times that I have failed it was because I was trying to please one or more 'gods' Pleasing everyone will make you feel indebted to them as if your life depends on them. RUBBISH!

7. Don't make God your enemy. You are dead without God.....

8. Stop wasting your energy on relationship related matters. Seriously I'm guilty of this. I'm a guy who loves with all my being. Today I was just thinking of my woman in the vehicle and I felt like I heard a voice saying 'Felix if you start channeling all these your thoughts to business related issues you will be exceedingly rich. Why should you be wasting your energy?' unfortunately for me I just can't stop but I'm telling you to. Lol.

9. Stop smoking weed. You will die young.

10. Stop sleeping around. If you are a guy I know your semen won't dry up neither will your clitoris cut as a female but whether you want to believe it or not, every sex out of wedlock will culminate in curses and misfortunes.

11. Never stop learning. Unfortunately for this part of the world (Africa) we live in a society where many people walk about with big heads but dead brains. How will Africa develop? The day you stop learning that day you die. I perceive I will be a very 'wicked' father because I will prepare a learning journal for my children where they must write down what new thing they learn daily. Seem like I'm asking you to
be my child. But seriously, go learn a skill. There are things which I reluctantly learned online but they are earning me plenty of money today.

12. Let your YES be YES and your NO be NO..

13. Learn to give freely but don't give to please, give to assist
and you will be blessed.

14. Think big. If I tell you that nations will gather to listen to me don't laugh at me, I'm only thinking big. The difference between the rich and the poor is their way of thinking and not the money. Within the period when Dantata gave Dangote 5k to start a business I'm sure that there are poor people today
who had 10k in those days.

15. Be creative. Do you know why MTN and Etisalat is still in business? They roll out new plans everyday to tempt you to spend more. That's creativity!

16. Be teachable. I was telling some youths the other day that anytime you stop being teachable you will stop being amiable and when you stop being amiable you loose favour. Personally I easily hate people who feel they know.

17. Build your self esteem. Maybe this is a topic for another day but just know that no body will carry you higher than you carry yourself. As a lady it will be irresponsible for you to respond to any guy who calls you on the street by saying SSSSS, SSSSS. Is that your name? Yet you turn because you are desperate for a husband. Lol. For the guys Hmmmmmm. If you see a girl you want but you can't even walk up to her
to at least strike up a good conversation, man you need some cane. Even on Facebook, if I chat with you on 3 occasions and in each you replied me with k and 5n or tnx, babe you don go be that ooo. Or you came for an interview and you are shivering, no work for you.

18. Care for your parents. You will enjoy life.

19. Don't be too desperate. Naturally when people notice you are desperate for something they derive more pleasure in denying your request. I'm not saying you shouldn't lobby for that huge contract oooo because if you go broke i won't be there.



Did I touch any part of your life with this? Say No at your own
risk......

Bros you too much...and the good thing is you are been real. Thumb up

sirRiddy:
bla bla bla bla bla
Crap. Life has no textbook. How would you be so
overly simplistic about how I should live my life
in the guise of telling me to improve it? Utter balderdash
Let your values lead you and do not let any one
make you feel guilty about your lifestyle. They get happy and validated
when they see you miserable. Do not give them a chance.

Sanctimonious bastards. We know them. mtcheeeew

It's quite obvious that you're lost,you need help;don't bother quoting me because I'm out of here. Pele!

OgaTheTop2:
Stop wishing Buhari dead death saTAN

Fixed.
thank me later.

OP you are so on point. In the days of alomo I would have given you 5 bottles. Well done

[quote author=Chartey post=31450728][/quote] And you had to quote everything up there... Make Jesus your Lord and personal saviour asap.

[quote author=Chartey post=31450728][/quote]
shey you know you be mumu?

Nice one OP

You just hit the bull's eye point blank with this beautiful piece esp 1 and 8.
Thanks man!

Soo Guilty of Number 1....may God help me!..but first,I need to help myself....

sirRiddy:
bla bla bla bla bla
Crap. Life has no textbook. How would you be so
overly simplistic about how I should live my life
in the guise of telling me to improve it? Utter balderdash
Let your values lead you and do not let any one
make you feel guilty about your lifestyle. They get happy and validated
when they see you miserable. Do not give them a chance.

Sanctimonious bastards. We know them. mtcheeeew

Na true you yarn so!

sirRiddy:
bla bla bla bla bla
Crap. Life has no textbook. How would you be so
overly simplistic about how I should live my life
in the guise of telling me to improve it? Utter balderdash
Let your values lead you and do not let any one
make you feel guilty about your lifestyle. They get happy and validated
when they see you miserable. Do not give them a chance.

Sanctimonious bastards. We know them. mtcheeeew

You're totally lost Bro!...I see...Kirikiri prison should be your next port of call...Don't bother quoting me back too coz I'm outta here!...Have a nice day

Nice one OP. Especially number 1 and 8. I need to work on that. I have lost some business deals to procrastination, and i have troubled my head with relationship matters at the detriment of my business. It seems i am just like you; i love wholeheartedly and worry myself too much.

Funny enough i was just thinking last night on how i could reduce my focus on my relationship. This your post is a reminder; i know it would not be easy but i just have to do it. Seriously it drains energy!

My new slogan would be Business First!!!
I hope my Fiancee would not read this.

Educative!

Kingsasian:
because most of the girls are too dull to learn

Since it's Monday they may actually be at work, or fetching the kids, or cooking.

Unlike some who are just pretending to be busy!

This write-up is meant for me.... Thank you.

21. Be prayerful. Channel your worries into prayer. May God listen to our pleas and make us great humans in our time.

Thanks again OP.

THANK YOU Mr. OP!

Honestly, as a career or business person any romantic prospect that you cannot see yourself married to, i.e. in financially, spiritually, mentally/psychologically, physic/biologic-ally educationally, ethnically, wardrobe-ically, fertility-cally, genotyp-ically (I'm sure you get the point), in the next 6-12 months is a COLOSSAL waste of time and effort that you could have used to make yourself more valuable, in my, and myriads of sages' humble opinion.

She/he will zap your time, energy and all other resources and will turn out to be like investing in Forever Living Product in this day and age. Honestly, when I didn't have a grip of myself in managing romantic relationships it made me look cheap and incapable (You can't even buy me card... you can't even buy me lunch... you can't even introduce me to your parents... i'm not ready to meet your sisters... when will you get your apartment). You know the drill.

Anyways, I might be wrong but maybe it's better to remain as friends or acquaintances for the mean time (and maybe for no-strings-attached bootycalls when conji hold you like maleria++). For me, the good ones will stay around, while the bad ones will get the clue and drift away.

TRUST ME, I'm an Economist

Let me echo 5. STOP PORN!

Wasted my Uni days on that bulltish

Bigups @op

Smartestelvis:
anoda point-u can as well copy wot u c n ppls blog n paste on nls so as 2 make frontpage jst like dis op,its will do u alot of gd.......or aint dat rite poster?

When will you learn to stop hating unnecessarily??

I don't know you, ediot. F^ck off

MimeeTee:
You're totally lost Bro!...I see...Kirikiri prison should be your next port of call...Don't bother quoting me back too coz I'm outta here!...Have a nice day

This is awesomely impressive! Nice one Op.

#Bookmarked

You are utterly stupid. Help your lost dad instead. ediot

njays24:
It's quite obvious that you're lost,you need help;don't bother quoting me because I'm out of here. Pele!

felibrain:
As humans we all want a good life but the question becomes how do I improve the quality of my life? The quality of your life largely depends on your day to day activities. Let's quickly run through some things you need to either start or stop doing to enjoy a better life.
WARNING : I will try to be as brief as possible but if I end up writing a long piece please take your time to read through. You didn't pay me for this, just read but if you don't read now a time will come when you may have to pay to read my writings. Lol it's not a threat.....

1. Stop procrastinating. Procrastination is one of the most effective weapons the devil has used and is still using to hold people down so as to steal what belongs to them. There are many ideas you may have conceived but laziness has not allowed you to put it to use, you keep saying today,
tomorrow. Hmmmmmm. My brother/sister you will be poor ooo.

2. Stop living a loose life. At times I feel like crying when I see how carelessly some people live. How would a lady for heaven sake attend a birthday party, drink herself to stupor and lie down on the corner of the street till morning? Someone knows he is poor yet he wants to date and sleep with every girl around. Think about this.

3. Start celebrating other people's success. I know you understand this. There are people who just hate it when others make progress. They feel it should have been them. This habit has never and will never take you far.

4. Stop being an idiot. There are many forms of idiocy but here I'm referring to those who laugh over everything. They never take anything serious. You will die young ooo (not you).

5. Stop masturbating/watching pornography. This is not a religious write up hence I won't want to delve into whether masturbation or pornography is a sin or not. All I can tell you is that it reduces the quality of your life. Masturbation is addictive and ones you start you will begin to seek isolation
at all times (so as to have full privacy to......). With time this isolation habit will translate to a low self esteem and a lack of confidence. This lack of confidence will affect every area of your life. Lest I forget you tend to loose memory easily.

6. Stop trying so hard to please everyone. I said this before. Most times that I have failed it was because I was trying to please one or more 'gods' Pleasing everyone will make you feel indebted to them as if your life depends on them. RUBBISH!

7. Don't make God your enemy. You are dead without God.....

8. Stop wasting your energy on relationship related matters. Seriously I'm guilty of this. I'm a guy who loves with all my being. Today I was just thinking of my woman in the vehicle and I felt like I heard a voice saying 'Felix if you start channeling all these your thoughts to business related issues you will be exceedingly rich. Why should you be wasting your energy?' unfortunately for me I just can't stop but I'm telling you to. Lol.

9. Stop smoking weed. You will die young.

10. Stop sleeping around. If you are a guy I know your semen won't dry up neither will your clitoris cut as a female but whether you want to believe it or not, every sex out of wedlock will culminate in curses and misfortunes.

11. Never stop learning. Unfortunately for this part of the world (Africa) we live in a society where many people walk about with big heads but dead brains. How will Africa develop? The day you stop learning that day you die. I perceive I will be a very 'wicked' father because I will prepare a learning journal for my children where they must write down what new thing they learn daily. Seem like I'm asking you to
be my child. But seriously, go learn a skill. There are things which I reluctantly learned online but they are earning me plenty of money today.

12. Let your YES be YES and your NO be NO..

13. Learn to give freely but don't give to please, give to assist
and you will be blessed.

14. Think big. If I tell you that nations will gather to listen to me don't laugh at me, I'm only thinking big. The difference between the rich and the poor is their way of thinking and not the money. Within the period when Dantata gave Dangote 5k to start a business I'm sure that there are poor people today
who had 10k in those days.

15. Be creative. Do you know why MTN and Etisalat is still in business? They roll out new plans everyday to tempt you to spend more. That's creativity!

16. Be teachable. I was telling some youths the other day that anytime you stop being teachable you will stop being amiable and when you stop being amiable you loose favour. Personally I easily hate people who feel they know.

17. Build your self esteem. Maybe this is a topic for another day but just know that no body will carry you higher than you carry yourself. As a lady it will be irresponsible for you to respond to any guy who calls you on the street by saying SSSSS, SSSSS. Is that your name? Yet you turn because you are desperate for a husband. Lol. For the guys Hmmmmmm. If you see a girl you want but you can't even walk up to her
to at least strike up a good conversation, man you need some cane. Even on Facebook, if I chat with you on 3 occasions and in each you replied me with k and 5n or tnx, babe you don go be that ooo. Or you came for an interview and you are shivering, no work for you.

18. Care for your parents. You will enjoy life.

19. Don't be too desperate. Naturally when people notice you are desperate for something they derive more pleasure in denying your request. I'm not saying you shouldn't lobby for that huge contract oooo because if you go broke i won't be there.

20. Learn to say thank you and to apologise when you are
wrong.

Did I touch any part of your life with this? Say No at your own
risk......

I disagree with 5, 10 and 20

22. Save, save, save and save. Christ! I can't really emphasize this enough.

23. Be prudent and avoid being profligate. Every wastefulness you indulge in today will come back to bite you tomorrow.

24. Be sensible and try not to step on the wrong toes. Your boss is a tyrant and can change the course of your life if you give him good reasons to hate you.

25. Cut people some slack. You basically have no idea what they go through to keep their heads up. So no need being unnecessarily judgmental and critical of others.

26. Be stoical and deaden your ears to the tunes of perilous pleasure. You may not realise it now but that your temptous underage neighbour's daughter with pointed chest might end up providing you a passport to the Gulag.

less of Tonto Dike... More of this please!!! Front page material